Tønsberg, Norway, 2025
KORG
Hello, your royal kinglyness
Could I possibly ask you about the potion you use?
The one that makes you smell like a nice man
Or something
VALKYRIE
Ah you mean the Old Spice
KORG
Yes please
If that's better than any new one
But I was wondering if there was a way to keep the thing you like from becoming diamonds
VALKYRIE
What?
Oh it doesn't actually work like that
KORG
It doesn't?
VALKYRIE
No it's just part of a joke that amuses the Earth people
KORG
Oh, thank goodness
I wanted it as a gift for my new fellow Dwayne
And I thought maybe something that made rocks might be a little too forward at this stage of our relationship
VALKYRIE
Sensible of you
KORG
But who knows?
Maybe one day, over a pit of lava, it will be just perfect
