Mexico, 2025
FUZZBALL
Hey JSYK
I just hulked out and got the worst wedgie of my life
I may never get it out again
BRUCE
Wow thanks for that
FUZZBALL
Thank YOU for not warning me
BRUCE
How would I know to warn you?
Mine always just explodes off of me
FUZZBALL
Oh
Jesus
BRUCE
Oh yeah wah wah your underwear went up your butt
Come crying to me when half of manhattan has blurry phone photos of it
And they post them all over the Internet
FUZZBALL
UGH that's just what I need
Do you know how many C&Ds I've already had to send to websites selling body pillows?
BRUCE
Seriously?
FUZZBALL
Guess the old saying is true
Every hulk is fighting a battle you know nothing about
