"Fuck you, Boiling Isles!"
Eda is startled awake by the loud fuck you, opening her bedroom door and heading down the stairs. She sees Lilith also doing the same. King is watching the tv.
"If you're paranoid about your enemies killing you in your sleep, you'd better head on down to Blight Industries!
Abominations that can be taken down by a teenage girl, attempted child murder! Psychological scars from child abuse?"
Lilith and Eda stare in shock as they sit down to watch the tv ad.
"You think you can strike up a bargain at Blight Industries? Well, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you are such a cowardly, spineless shmuck, you'll sell us your whole life's savings!
Guaranteed!
Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your sister!
We'll curse her!
We'll curse your sister.
Because at Blight Industries, you are cursed six ways from Sunday!"
Luz has also been woken by this, she walks into the lounge room rubbing her eyes. " Guys what are you watching?" She asks,
As if it was right on cue "Blight Industries! The Boiling Isles' filthiest and exclusive home of murderous, opportunistic son of bitches this side of the demon realm guaranteed!"
" Amity what the fuck?" Luz says .
