As Cody is standing on a yacht heading towards camp Wawanakwa, he silently thinks about his old crush, Gwen. Sure he did some weird things, but they're still friends now. He still liked Gwen, but he didn't know if his flame is still lit yet.

While he was thinking, he arrived at the dock. As he jumps down. The host, aka the worst man that has ever lived in Canada, Chris McLean said:

"Cody. Codester. The Code-Meister!" The black-haired man was introduced to the geek doing finger guns at him.

Said boy cringed mentally in his mind. God, he was weird back then.

"H-Hey." The geek awkwardly waved his hands at Chris and everyone on the other side of the dock. He sees all of his friends. Tyler, Harold, DJ, Trent, and Noah. He walks up to them and sees Ezekiel picking his nose. Honestly, he prefers the feral one over the human one. Then he looked at Lindsay. Oh, the sweet but not so bright blonde. Her relationship with Tyler does go off the edge. A lot.

"Hey wassup, little dude. Name's DJ." The Jamaican giant greeted the geek with a fist bump.

Then over to see a younger Bridgette and he felt bad for her. Geoff and Bridgette had a good relationship until one day Geoff decides to throw his bachelor party and impregnated a random woman. She eventually broke up with him the day before the wedding even began. She deserves better than this. And Geoff's aftermath show does turn him into Chris 2.0. Then he saw Duncan the punk, the one he disliked the most. The dude had the AUDACITY to kiss Gwen when still in a relationship with Courtney. He saw the delinquent doing a few glances at the goth for a second. Nice try, punk. Not gonna happen this time. He quickly goes between them to stop it. And eventually, Duncan stopped. Hah. Take that.

And then there's Heather. God almighty she annoys him a lot. Always thought she was invincible. Well tough luck, bitch. Because Cody is here to end this madness once and for all. Sure she did tone it down, but she's so evil in season 1. Beth's a nice girl. Well except for the finale in Action where she ate all the cookies that were meant for the girls. Katie and Sadie are fine to him. But in his sixteen-year-old hormonal eyes, Katie is prettier than Sadie. He just felt weird seeing two best friends dressing in the same clothes. There's the sassy sista Leshawna. He never had a bone to pick with her. He just wants her to stop dancing. And Gwen. Boy, she's still pretty as ever. Her gothic outfit with her dark blue streak on her hair does apply to her beauty level. Looks like he still isn't over his gothic crush just yet. Maybe he still has a chance. But he can't jump the gun yet.

"Eva. Nice. Glad you can make it."

Oh boy. It's Eva. How could he forget the Iron Woman? She's very intimidating. More than Heather. She went up and drop her heavy bags at her. Cody is so glad he didn't do that. His feet were in pain when that was put over his foot.

"Geez. What's in there? Dumbbells?" Cody asked.

"Yes."

Duncan nudged the giant. "She's all yours, man."

Bro, DJ is strong but not THAT strong.

"Chris! What's happening?! *laughs* This is awesome! Whoo hoo!" Then there's our favorite lovable oaf, Owen. Oh, how he loved this man so much. Such a ball that is full of warmth. Mostly farts, but also warmth.

He pulled Chris a bear hug after he introduced the oaf.

Then there's Courtney showing her fake nice girl persona on her to make her likable.

Owen greeted her with a handshake. When she's introducing herself, she stopped when seeing the next vict- I mean contestant.

Justin. He's the definition of a very hot model. Every girl and Owen swooned at him. While the guys are just confused as ever. Even Cody. What's so special about him anyway? He's just hot. Not a big deal. Although he does appreciate his manipulation in Action.

Then Owen comes up to the model and compliments his pants. This goes on so awkward that Cody thinks that Owen's hiding something from them.

And lastly is Izzy. The crazy girl. Cody never gets into the redhead's mind as she's so unpredictable. He even saw the Aftermath shows where she's Brainzilla helping to raise the money.

After the introduction, Chris then lets the kids to the other side of the dock to take a group photo when he hops on a rock to get a clear photo on his camera. Mostly everyone goes there, while Cody stands on the far left of the group. He knows that the dock will collapse any minute now due to all the weight. That or he disassemble the boards underneath it. Once settled, Chris has some delays to further the process.

"Alright. Say Wawanakwa!"

"Wawanakw-ahhhhh!" Everyone fell into the water while Cody hops out just in time.

"Nice save, Cody! Although, those fellas do want to talk to you." Chris laughed. Cody blinked, then look down and saw some of his younger friends glared at him for not telling earlier. Whoops.

"Heheh. Sorry." He said apologetically. "I should've told you guys earlier." He then scratched his head.

"Alright, everyone. Dry yourselves and meet me at the campfire ceremony. We will talk about today's announcement."

Oh boy. Cody is going to relive doing insane challenges again. Hopefully, he'll go farther than last time.


(Campfire pit)

"Welcome to camp Wawanakwa, your home for 8 weeks. Campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"

Cody saw Harold smiling at the punk which he answered back with a threatening fist to which the nerd is still smiling.

"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest, without getting booted off, will win a hundred thousand dollars!"

"Yo Chris. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I don't mind sleeping next to her." Duncan said pointing at Heather. She answered that with a disgusted face.

'I don't blame you, Heather.' Cody thought.

"This isn't a co-ed right?" She said.

"Don't worry. In case you kids doing any funny business, there will be a separate side for boys and girls."

"Hey, Kyle. Can I have the cabin with the lake view because I'm the prettiest?"

Oh, Lindsay. Never change.

"Yes, you are."

Okay. That was not creepy.

"But that's not really how it works. And it's Chris."

Heh. Well, she will clearly remember that one.

"This cannot be happening." The goth said, clearly annoyed by this.

Owen then hugged her and Tyler, the opposite of Gwen.

Hey. He just realized something. Gwen. Owen. Gwen. Owen. First letter difference.

"Oh come on guys. It'll be fun. It's like a big sleepover."

Huh. It kinda is what Cody thought.

"A-At least you don't have to sleep with him." The clumsy jock said, pointing at Duncan giving a deer a noogie.

"Here's the deal." The sadistic host said as he held a list. "We're going to split into teams, if I call your name out go stand over here." He said pointing at the location.

"Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Izzy, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah." He held out a green cloth. "From this moment, you are known as... The Screaming Gophers!"

He throws it at Owen to reveal a picture of a big gopher ready to beat someone up.

"Yeah! I'm a Gopher! Whooo!" Owen said in excitement.

'Hold on. The team's changed. Well not really, but Izzy joined the Gophers instead of Katie. Oh well, it is better than just waiting for the BFFs to plead with Chris to let them be together.' Cody thought as he found the minor change.

Unknowingly, someone thought the same thing as well. Who could that be?

"The rest of you over here. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. You will be known as...The Killer Bass!" The red cloth revealed a fish that looks menacing.

"It's awesome, it's like...amazing," Harold said.

"Look, Katie. We're on the same team! Isn't that awesome?!"

"I know, Sadie. So fetch!"

He forgot that they were annoying back then.

"Alright campers, you and your teams will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

Cody raises his hand.

"Yes, Cody?"

"What happens if all the cameras suddenly stopped working?" The geek questioned.

"Good question, my man. If the security cameras are shut down, we will postpone for a while until it is fixed." The host answered. "Now where was I? Oh yeah! Speaking of cameras," He shows the outhouse. "You will also share your innermost thoughts on tape, with video diaries, anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking or just get something off your chest."


(Confessional Cam)

We then cut to Gwen's first confession.

"Um...okay...So far, this sucks." Gwen said for the first time in the outhouse cam. "But I hope that this will be very interesting."

Static

Then we cut to Lindsay's first time, albeit not knowing where the camera is.

"I don't get it. Where's the camera?" She says as she stands up, facing away from the camera, showing her butt.

Static

Then we are shown a bird applying pink lipstick to it, then stopping when it spotted the camera.

Static

Cut to Owen's first time.

"Hey, guys. Check this out! I have something very important to say." He then lets out a toot and laughs.

Static

And finally, Cody's first confessional.

"I gotta admit, I was pretty nervous about this. But I'm in it to win it. I promise myself I'll win that money, even if things didn't go on my term hehe."


"Any other questions?" Silence. "Cool. Let's find your cabins."


(Cabins)

"Gophers, you're in the East cabin. Bass, you're in the West."

"Bunk beds? Seriously? What is this, summer camp?" The Queen bee complained.

Isn't that the whole point tho?

"That's the idea, genius," Gwen said.

"Ugh. Shut up, Weird Goth Girl."

Normally, this is where Cody would say Gwen is smart, but that will turn out both weird and creepy. Maybe this is his punishment for that and God decided to fuck him by bringing Sierra. So he goes to the boy's side, bringing his luggage and stuff with him.

On the Bass side, one of them raised their eyebrow.

'Wait. Isn't this the part where Cody decides to compliment Gwen? Why is he suddenly so quiet about it? This isn't right. Hmm, I need to know.'

"Hey. Where are the outlets? I need to plug in my straightening iron." Lindsay said, holding it.

"It's in the communal bathroom."

"Communal? But I'm not Catholic."

'Hold on. How does she know about Catholic but not communal?' Cody thought confused by the blonde's comment.

"Not communion. Communal."

"It means we shower together, idiot," Gwen said sitting on the steps.

Harsh, but true.

As Lindsay was whining about this, Owen, Noah, Trent, and Cody looked at the commotion.

"I'm glad we are in our cabin with just guys, know what I mean?" Cricket sounds as Trent and Noah looked at him unimpressed, while Cody slightly winced at the oaf's words. "I-I mean-" Cody slapped his hand on Owen's mouth.

"Dude. Just stop. You're just digging yourself a grave here."

As the boys head back to the cabin, the geek spotted the bookworm sitting on a bed, reading a book. He decided to make his move to be his friend.

"Hey there." Cody politely greeted Noah.

"Hey." Noah greeted back in monotone while still reading his book.

"Whatcha reading?" Cody sits next to him. Noah glance up at him, then went back to reading.

"Harry Potter. Right now, I'm reading the Half-blooded Prince."

"Oh isn't that where Harry has the Liquid Luck?" This got the bookworm's attention.

"You read Harry Potter too?"

"Yeah." 'Albeit the film rather than the book itself.' "I do feel bad for professor Dumbledore when meeting his demise."

"Finally! Someone who can read books." Noah said, relived that someone who reads. "Last time I said that I got a wedgie for being a nerd by some jock wannabe at school."

Then on the girl's side, someone screamed.

"Ooh, that white girl can scream!" Leshawna said running towards the location along with everyone else hearing it.

As they were at the door, they saw Lindsay on a chair, freaked out about seeing a cockroach.

"What is it?! Kill it! Kill it!" Then DJ lets out the most unmanly shriek and hops onto some unfortunate soul's bed, breaking it in the process. That soul is Gwen's.

"That was my bed..."

As everyone is trying to avoid or stomp on it, Cody calculated the movements and decides to kick it out of the door, hitting the punk and bringing an ax in the face. Annoyed, Duncan then kills the roach by slicing it in half.

"Well, that's one way to kill the cockroach..." Gwen said.

And suddenly, he got hugged by the blonde bombshell.

"Oh thank you thank you thank you!" Lindsay yelled as she hugged the geek in the air, unknowingly putting his face onto her big breasts.

Meanwhile, Cody is surprised by Lindsay's actions, and his face was red from this. Stupid teenage hormones! Down boy down!

"Um, Lindsay. You can put him down now." Trent said, seeing the geek is about to pass out. She eventually did.

"I can take care of that for you." Tyler tried to be brave to his crush.

"No thanks. Carlos took care of it." The jock then slumped down. Tough luck, Tyler.

When Geoff questioned about the chaperone, Chris replied that they're all sixteen and cameras are watching, they'll be unsupervised.


(Food Court)

As everyone is eating, well sorta eating Chef Hatchet's questionable meal, Chris is here to greet them.

"Hey, Chris. Can we order pizza?" Chef answered by throwing a cleaver at him, barely missing him.

"Woah! It's cool! Brown slop is cool!" The other campers nodded frantically as Chef grunted.

"Alright, everyone. Bring out your swimsuits and get ready for your first challenge."

"It can't be that hard right? I mean it's just the first challenge." DJ said.

Oh, how wrong you are.

Then we cut to all the contestants on a giant hill.

"Oh shit."

Told ya.