Disclaimer: I do not own anything, this is strictly fan made for entertainment purposes only, and is considered "fair use" under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV, Jennifer Pertsch, and Tom McGillis. Deadpool is owned by Marvel, Stan Lee, and 20th Century Fox. Enjoy.
We open up with the Marvel logo appearing as Juice Newton's "Angel of the Morning" begins playing in the background.
We then start the film off with a freeze frame as the opening credits roll by. We see a man with his mouth wide open with some sort of gadget with a hot tip coming out of his mouth. On his forehead is a burn mark with a similar shape as the gadget coming out of the man's mouth. A credit appears next to him reading, "Twentieth Century Fox Presents".
Juice Newton: There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can't bind your heart.
We then go through the straw opening of a coffee cup, with the content's spilling out of said cup. The cup reads, "Wade W.", signifying the person's ownership. A credit appears next to it reading, "In Association with Marvel Entertainment".
We then see the driver of vehicle firing an 8MM at someone, but it's unclear who. A credit appears next to this person reading, "Some Douchebag's Film".
Juice Newton: There's no need to take a stand, for it was I who chose to start.
We enter the back seat where a credit reads, "Starring God's Perfect Idiot". We see a People magazine which has a picture of a hunky male on the cover with the words, "Sexiest Man Alive!"
We exit through the small opening between the back seat and the passenger seat where we see another man being flung from the car. A credit appears next to his sleeve which reads, "A Hot Chick". We come next to his blood covered jacket and wallet chain, with the credit, "A Deliciously Seductive Villain", in front of it.
Juice Newton: If morning's echo says we've sinned, well, it was what I wanted now.
Attached to the end of his wallet chain is his open wallet, which contains cash, a few assorted cards, and a Wonder Woman trading card. We go up his arm, which is completely covered in blood, and right below his elbow, a credit reads, "The Comic Relief".
We go out through the opening through the broken windshield. A credit appears which reads, "A Moody Teen". We continue across the broken windshield where we see a hand going through said windshield.
Juice Newton: And if we're victims of the night, I won't be blinded by the light.
We enter back into the car where we see the man with his hand going through the windshield's face in the crotch of a man in a red suit. Next to this is a credit reading, "A Giant, Metal Teddy Bear". We travel upwards where we see the man in the red suit's fingers in the driver's eyes.
Juice Newton: Just call me angel of the morning, angel. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
We then move across the man in the red suit's katana where we see a credit which reads, "A Gratuitous Cameo". We then see the face of the man in the red suit. However, it's covered by a red mask, so we don't know what his face looks like.
Juice Newton: Just call me angel of the morning, angel. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
We then see he's looking upwards, and we soon find out he's grabbing a guy in a motorcycle helmet by his underwear, giving him a super wedgie. In front of the motorcyclist is a near destroyed motorcycle wheel and a motorcycle chain; beneath him is his destroyed motorcycle; in his hand is a Tec firearm. In front of the car's windshield is a credit which reads, "Produced by Asshats".
Juice Newton: Just call me angel of the morning, angel. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling.
We then cut to the car's hood, which shows the engine on fire. A credit appears next to it which reads, "Written by The Real Heroes Here".
We zoom out and we see the destroyed car, the destroyed motorcycle, and several individuals in full view. In the bottom left-hand corner, a credit is shown, which reads, "Directed by An Overpaid Tool".
Juice Newton: Just call me angel of the morning, angel. Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling.
The whole thing then gets covered a crudely down drawing that is partially on fire. The picture is of the man in the red suit chopping the head off a man in a hood with his katanas while the man in the red suit is saying, "Hi! I'm Deadpool!" We then begin the actual movie.
