2 years ago…
We open up on a man scratching his ass. "Look, would it help if I slowed it down for you? I didn't order the pizza." We see he's in an argument with a pizza delivery boy. He was a short, Caucasian male with short brown hair and buck teeth. He was wearing a tan polo shirt with a red and brown stripe across the middle over a white shirt, black pants, black and white shoes, and a red hat. He was holding a pizza box. His name tag read, 'Cody'.
"Is this 420 Winter Street?" May asked. "Are you Scott Hantz?
Scott was a tall, Caucasian male with short orange hair combed back. He was wearing a dirty brown jacket over a white tank top, blue jeans with several rips, and greenish-gray shoes. "Yes, the Scott Hantz who didn't order the fucking pie," he said, quite agitated.
"Then, who placed the call?" Cody asked. Scott shrugs.
"I did," someone says off screen. They turn their attention to the bathroom where we hear a toilet flushing and a man emerging from the bathroom. He's a tall, Caucasian man with a dyed green mohawk and several face piercings. He was wearing a Black hoodie over a black t-shirt with a skull on the front, blue jeans, and red and white sneakers. He was drying himself off with a towel, as he approached the two. "Pineapple and olive?" Cody nods. "Sweet and salty." He throws the towel to the ground.
"The fuck are you?" Scott asked. He then becomes angry. "The fuck you doin' in my cr-" The man puts a gun in Scott's face.
"Is it burnt crust?" the man asked Cody.
"Um… I don't think so?" Cody said.
Scott's now scared. "Hey man, if this is about that poker game I told Shawn, I told him, I… Uh, here take my wallet." Gives the man his wallet. "There's at least 1,000 dollars in there, plus my credit card. That outta balance the books, right?"
"Thanks," the man said. He then put a bullet in Scott's skull, much to Cody's shock. "Uncomfortable by this." Cody nods "Don't worry, he had it coming. He was a prick. Plus, he overcompensated for a lot." To Scott's dead body. "It's a toilet, not a chandelier, dingus."
"So, now that you're done with him, do you mind giving me a big tip?" Cody asked.
The man chuckles slightly. "Um, Cody, was it?" Cody nods. "Eddy Sampson," the man introduced himself as, while giving Cody a fist bump. "Yeah, it's gonna be a no go on the tip." Cody looks scared. "I wasn't here for him. I just killed him in order to make the neighborhood a safer place." Eddy pulls out a gold card with a tree on the front and Cody's name underneath it. "Really, I'm here for you." Puts his gun and the gold card away and pulls out a knife. "Tell me something. What situation isn't improved by pizza?" Uses the knife to open up the pizza box. He takes a slice and begins eating it. While talking with his mouth full and aiming the knife at Cody's forehead. "Do you happen to know a Jen Pertsch. Am I saying it right?" Cody nods. "Good. Because she knows you. In fact, several girls know you. Cody, I belong to a group of people who take a dime to beat a fellow down. And Jen isn't made of money. But lucky for her, I got a soft spot." Finishes the slice of pizza.
Cody tries finding the words. "I'm… a…"
"You're a stalker," Duncan said, completing her sentence. "Threats hurt, Cody. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Jen. Cool?"
May, scared for her life, answers hastily. "Yes, yes sir!"
"Then we're done," Puts his knife away.
"Wait, we are?" Cody asked, surprised.
"Yeah. Totally done." Duncan begins chuckling, with Cody soon following. "You should've seen you face."
"I didn't know what else to do," Cody said.
"I have a soft spot, remember?" Duncan said. He then knocked away the pizza box and pins him against the wall by the throat. "Even look in her general direction again, and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too." Cody looks terrified. Duncan then realizes something. "That came out wrong. Or did it?"
We then cut to a skate park where we see Duncan walking down the stairs while holding the pizza box. He's also wearing sunglasses. He then approaches a group of skaters.
"Jen?" One of the skaters looks at him, followed by the others. Duncan puts down the pizza box, and throws down three photos, the one on top shows Cody being held at gunpoint while holding up the pizza box, which has a message reading, 'I'm Sorry!' "You've held the last of Cody. He's sorry."
"No frickin' way," Jen said with enthusiasm. He looks at the photos to see if Duncan's telling the truth.
Duncan looks at the other skaters. "Should've brought my skateboard. Show these kids how it's done." Jen then proceeds to give Duncan a hug. Duncan then speaks to the others. "And that's why we do it. But mostly the money."
"Hey," a skate boy, whose name on his skateboard read, 'Tom', said. "Think you could fuck up my step-dad?"
"If I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it," Duncan said, as he began to walk away.
"Hey, wait!" Jen said, prompting Eddy to turn and face him. "You're my hero!"
"No-no-no-no. That I ain't!" He then continues to walk away. He then talks through voiceover. "Nope. Never will be."
