Note: I don't have a preference on whether I prefer Duncney or Gwuncan. I'm completely unbiased in terms of the love triangle.
We see Duncan apparently standing over Courtney, appearing as though they're in a sex position. Behind them are several lights.
"It's time to put balls in holes," Duncan said. Courtney looks weirded out. "You said whatever I want."
"I get it," Courtney said. It's then revealed they're at the arcade in front of the skee ball game. "You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina."
"That's a tough call," Duncan said. "I just wanna get to know the real you, you know? Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood."
Courtney grabs one of the balls. "Balls in holes." She gives Duncan a ball.
"Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically."
"Bring it, big man." Duncan throws the ball over-handed into the 100,000 hole, much to Courtney phoned in terror. "Ruh-roh."
"Ruh-roh," Duncan said, mockingly.
Duncan and Courtney then approach the ticket counter. Duncan has a bundle of tickets while Courtney only has a few tickets
"The limited edition, 'Voltron: Defender of the Universe' ring, por favor." Sets the tickets down on the counter which the employee, whose name tag reads, 'Brody', takes and puts away. Duncan then looks into the see-through counter, eying the aforementioned ring. "Had my eye on this sucker for a while."
"And I will take the pencil eraser," Courtney says.
"Okay, bra" Peter said, as he hands Duncan & Courtney their prizes. "You, bro, are now the proud protector of the planet Eris. And you, bra, can erase stuff written in pencil. Both choice prizes. You two make a lovely couple by the way."
"Thank you for the advice," he said. He then turns to Courtney. "M'lady?" Duncan takes Courtney's arm and they begin to leave.
"Well, I hate to break it to you, but your 207 minutes are up."
Duncan gets an idea. "Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this?" Shows off his ring. "FYI, five min lion-bots come together to form one super-bot."
Courtney looks shocked and amazed. "Five min lion-bots?" She asked. "Three minutes." She answered.
"Deal." Courtney looks at his watch. "What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?" Duncan asked.
Courtney waits a few moments before answering. "Cuddle?"
We then cut to Duncan's apartment where we see them fucking against a wall as rock music begins playing in the background.
"How long can you keep this up?" Courtney asked
"All year?" Duncan said, a little unsure. Courtney likes this.
Time then fast forwards where we see Courtney and Duncan making love on Duncan's bed, which is covered in rose petals.
"Happy Valentine's Day," Courtney said, as they continue fucking.
Time fast forwards once more. Where we see Chinese lanterns lit up around Duncan's apartment.
"Happy Chinese New Year," Duncan said.
"Year of the Snake," Courtney said, as they continue fucking.
Time fast forwards where we see Duncan with an uncomfortable look on his face.
"Relax," Courtney whispered into his ear. "And happy International Women's Day." She straps on a fake penis. She's about to fuck Duncan, but when it enters his butthole, he stops her.
"No, no, no, nope, nope, nope."
Time fast forwards and we see Duncan and Courtney reading books while sitting down, not fucking at all.
"Happy Lent," Duncan said. Courtney then blows him a kiss.
Time fast forwards where we see Courtney in bed, looking enthralled by whatever Duncan's doing, until she begins feeling pain.
"Ow, ow. Duncan?"
"Sorry." Duncan emerges from beneath the covers. We see that he's wearing fake vampire teeth. "Happy Halloween." He takes out the teeth. Courtney laughs as Duncan approaches her with a smile on his face.
Time fast forwards where we see them fucking on a table surrounded by food. Courtney puts some mashed potatoes and gravy into Duncan's mouth before continuing to kiss him.
"Happy Thanksgiving," she said.
"I love you," Duncan said. Courtney is taken aback by this, but continues kissing him, nonetheless.
Time fast forwards on last time where we see the room is decorated in Christmas decorations. Courtney is seated on the bed, which body covered by the sheets. Duncan approaches her, wearing nothing but an ugly sweater.
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?" Duncan asked. He then pulls down the sheet, which reveals Courtney is wearing an even uglier sweater. "Oh. That sweater is terrible. Though, red looks good on you."
"Red's your color," Courtney said. "Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes."
"Listen, I've been thinking…"
"Really?" Courtney said, surprised.
"About why we're so good together."
"Why's that?" Courtney seemed curious.
"Well, you're crazy matches my crazy. As well as my good looks and charm. Big time. And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges."
"You put them together and you can see the picture on top."
"Right," Duncan nods.
"Duncan," Courtney said, sitting upright. "There's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me. Will you, uh… stick it in my…"
"Marry me?" Duncan holds up a ring pop.
Courtney looks at the ring pop, looking a tad bit foolishly. She then tries to hide it. "Uh… jinx?" She then becomes curious "Where were you hiding that?"
"Nowhere." We zoom out to see Duncan's butt cheeks clinch, clearly indicating where he hid the ring pop. We then turn back towards Duncan's face. "They say one month's salary. So, uh…"
"You mean?" Courtney said, with joy in her eyes.
"I do."
"That's my line." Courtney kisses Duncan. "I love you, Duncan Wilson."
"You're supposed to… So that's a…"
"Yes!"
"Whoo! Yes!" Duncan laughs in triumph. "I feel just like a little girl." He then hugs Courtney as she puts the ring pop on her finger. "What if I just held on and never let go?"
"Just ride a bitch's back, like Rocket on Thor."
"Oh, Marvel jokes."
"Endgame." Courtney seemed a bit offended Duncan didn't know that off the top of his head.
"Jesus Christ. It's like I made you a computer." They kiss. Duncan then grabs his phone and hangs it over his and Courtney's faces. "Perfect." He takes a selfie before sitting his phone down. "Pee break. Shake that booty, baby." Duncan gets up and goes to the toilet and drains it. He then begins speaking through voiceover.
"Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program."
In real time, we see Duncan collapse onto the ground, much to Courtney's shock and terror.
We then cut to a doctor's office where we see an x-ray of Duncan's skeleton and vitals, which showcases several red areas. He and Courtney look worried.
"You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns."
"People react to news of late-stage cancer differently," the doctor, whose name tag reads, 'Kitty', said. "There are certainly options we can look into. New drugs are being developed every day."
Courtney holds Duncan's hands tightly. "So what do we do?" Duncan asked Kitty. "Surely there is something we can do. My uncle Paul was diagnosed with thyroid cancer and there were all these new experimental drugs from Canada."
Duncan begins speaking through voiceover. "Courtney's already thinking of plan A, B, all the way through Z. Me? I'm memorizing the details of her face. Like it's the first time I'm seeing it. Or the last." Courtney sees Duncan looking in her eyes.
"Mr. Wilson?" Kitty said. "Mr. Wilson?" Duncan looks back as Kitty. "Take your time to process this. It's important not to do anything rash."
