We cut back to the highway scene from earlier where we see Deadpool has his katanas through Jo's abdomen. Deadpool then splits her in half as she drops to the ground, dead. Deadpool then seethes his katanas and exhales.

"Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of shit named Al, where would I hide?" Deadpool hears a motorcycle in the background, revving up, and turns around to see the motorcyclist that shot him approaching. Deadpool realizes this is Al. "Oh."

Al manages to get in front of him and Deadpool begins chasing him. Al pulls out his gun and begins firing. Deadpool jumps onto a car, pulls out one of his katanas, and throws it into the motorcycle's wheel, causing it to stall and break, flinging Al from the motorcycle and into the undercarriage of a car. Deadpool begins approaching him, and begins speaking as though he's an announcer at a football game.

"A hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation Duncan T. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot." Holds up his hands to create field posts, which are located in front of Al's head. "His form looks good." Kicks Al's head up against the car. "Oh!" Al pulls out his gun, but Deadpool grabs it, punches Al in the face, and throws the gun away. "And that's why Regina rhymes with vagina. Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing is sweet dick-kicking revenge." Continues punching and kicking Al in the head and face, as well as landing on top of Al at one point. "Oh! Giving him the business." Throws Al up against the guard rail. "Incoming!" Kicks off Al's helmet. "This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level!" Shoves his other katana through Al's shoulder, causing him to wince. Al looks defeated. Deadpool pushes Al's head up with two of his fingers. "Looking good, Al. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching. Ringing any bells? No?" Deadpool slightly pulls up his mask, showing his scarred and burned mouth and nose to Al. "How about now?"

Kevin recognizes him and chuckles slowly. "Duncan 'Fucking' Wilson. Well, hello, gorgeous."

"Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Al? Yeah, time to undo what you did, shovel chin.

"Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous."

"Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?" Slightly plays with the katana in Al's shoulder. Colossus appears behind him. "Now, I'm about to do to you what Flash animation did to the animation industry during the late 2000's." He's about to punch Al, but accidently hits Colossus's metal dick. He feels it for a moment. "Dad?" He asked.

Colossus then grabs him and throws him sideways towards a car. Time slows down and Deadpool begins speaking through voiceover.

"I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way. Well, maybe not the most."