We see Courtney walking down the street during a rainstorm, holding an umbrella as not to get wet. Duncan, wearing a large coat and hoodie, sees her from across the street. He then begins walking towards her. As he does, he sees everyone staring at him with disgust and revulsion at his horrid appearance. Duncan then sees Courtney buying food from a local vendor and sees how happy she is. As Duncan continues following her, he begins hearing the awful things people are saying about him. He looks down in shame before looking back at Courtney as she enters Duncan's old apartment. Duncan sees himself in the glass's reflection, knowing full well he has a face not even a mother would love. Realizing what would happen if he went back to Duncan, he turns around and leaves.


We cut to Sister Stephanie's where we see Duncan confiding in Harold.

"No way," he said, despairingly. "I'm not making her life as ugly as mine."

"Come on, Duncan, it can't be that bad," Harold said.

"Ah, bullshit!" Duncan said, angrily. "I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus."

"Duncan, Courtney loves you. She doesn't care what you…" Duncan shows Harold his face, causing Harold to gain a look of shock and disgust.

"Do you like what you see?" Duncan asked.

"No," Harold said. "You look like an avocado, had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence."

"And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the Spanish shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof!"

"Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action."

"Damn straight." In unison with Harold. "Find Al."

In unison with Duncan. "Star in horror films."

"What?" Duncan said.

"Star in your own horror films. You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah."

"Here's what I'm actually gonna do." He sits down and explains his plans to Duncan. "I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Al, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull, and fuck the brain hole."

"I don't wanna see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does think you're dead, right?"

"Yeah."

"That's good. You should keep it that way."

"What, like, wear a mask?"

"Yes. A very thick mask. All the time." Duncan looks surprised. "I am sorry, you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares."

"Like a testicle with teeth?" Duncan asked.

"You will die alone," Harold said. "I mean, if you could die. Ideally, for others' sake."

"That'll do," Duncan said, having had enough of Harold's yammering.

"All you need now is a suit and a nickname like, 'The Merc with a Mouth, or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie'." He then realizes something. "Aw, shit."

"What?"

"I put all my money on you and now… I just realized I'm never gonna win the…"

"Dead pool." Duncan is given inspiration for what his name should be. "Captain Deadpool." Harold doesn't seem to like the name. "Not working for you?" Harold nods. "Alright, just Deadpool then."

"To you, Mr. Pool," Harold says as he raises his glass, with Duncan following in suite. "Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise." They clink glasses and drink.


We then cut to Duncan creating his first suit, which is made out of white fabric and includes sunglasses, and all which covers his entire body. He then looks over his map of the city, which contains images of Al and his men, with Al on top as the Kingpin. Duncan then turns towards the audience. "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."


We then see Duncan (now going by Deadpool) slamming a man's head down onto a pinball machine. "Where's Al?" Begins punching the guy to a pulp. Another goon uses a cane, but it breaks, and Deadpool retaliates by grabbing the broken end and shoving it through the guy's chest. Another goon, who name tag reads, 'José', arrives and fires a gun at Deadpool. However, while the bullets to cause him to bleed, he's unharmed thanks to his healing factor. He drops the goon with the cane in his chest and turns to face José, as his hoodie's stained with blood. José looks fearful. "Where's Al?"


We then cut back to Duncan's new apartment where we see him put a knife into a picture of José, signifying what Deadpool did to him. Duncan looks pleased with himself until he realizes his outfit is ruined.


We cut to him at a laundromat where we see he's trying to get rid of the blood with wite-out, but it's not working. A female speaks up and Eddy turns his attention towards her. "Seltzer water and lemon for blood," she said. She was a fairly young African-American woman, late 30's, with long black hair tied in a ponytail. She was wearing a white shirt under a purple jacket, black sweatpants, black shoes, and sunglasses. She also appeared to have a lot of meat on her bones. "Or wear red. Dumbass."

Duncan, thinking she may have a point, is struck with inspiration.


Later that night, he creates a new costume out of red fabric, which looks like a cross between his first costume and his current costume.

We see him arrive at an underground woman's boxing arena where a fight is going on between two women named Jasmine and Sugar. The former wins and snaps Sugar's neck, leading to an applause from the audience. We see Duncan approach a man in the corner, whose name on his jacket reads, 'Mal'. He pushes, shoves, and throws everyone out of the way until he reaches Mal. Mal pulls out his gun while Deadpool pulls out his katana, which he throws at Mal's hand, pinning it to a wooden board, causing him to scream and let go of his gun. Duncan then punches him in the face and fires his gun in order to get everyone out. He begins to speak, but everything he says comes out muffled. "Don't make me ask twice." He removes his katana from Mal's hand, causing him to fall to the ground. He then aims his gun at Mal's forehead. "Where… is Al?"


We cut to later in the evening where we see Duncan place a screwdriver into a picture of Mal, signifying how Mal met his demise. However, Duncan appears to be less than thrilled about this. "He made me ask twice." He then removes his mask and turns towards the audience. "Is the mask muffling my voice?"


We then see him creating his current costume. We then see him go on a killing spree of murdering all of Al's goons, with him asking every one of them, "Where's Al?" Occasionally speaking in Spanish. Though he doesn't give them much time to answer usually, as he shoots or stabs them before they can give an answer. He even crushes a guy's head in with a safe. As well as kill a man while he was taking a dumper, with his blood smearing the back wall. Plus, this scene.


We see Deadpool on a Zamboni driving towards a goon, whose name tag reads, 'Vito', who's crawling for his life. Deadpool begins laughing at this. "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni." Vito continues crawling. "Tell me where your fucking boss is, or gonna die." We see he's pretty far away from Jerd. "In 5 minutes."

However, there was one point where he hesitated. Although, that worked out in his fortune.


We see him launch a female into a bunch of boxes. "Where's Al?"

"No, please," the female begged for her life. She was a young Caucasian female with short blonde hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a red shirt with white highlights, a red skirt, and white heels. Deadpool seems genuinely shocked at what he's done.

"Oh god. I'm so sorry." However, another female (the girl's twin) jumps onto his back and begins attacking him. "Little spider monkey." Throws the twin over the boxes. He's torn. "This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real blurry." He cocks his gun and aims it at one of the girls. However, she pleads with him.

Raising her hands to her face. "Wait, wait, please, don't do this."

Deadpool, seeing the fear, sadness, and regret in the girl's eyes lowers his weapon. "What's your name?"

The girl lowers her hands and looks at Deadpool. "S-Sammy."

"Can you tell me where your boss is?"

Sammy looks down. "No I cannot. But I can tell you where his recruiter is." She whispers his location in Deadpool's ear.

"Thank you." Deadpool gets up and begins leaving when Sammy's twin gets up from behind the boxes. She looks exactly like Sammy, minus the mole on her left cheek. She then begins glaring daggers at Sammy.

"You little worm." She then begins beating up Sammy, much to Deadpool's shock. "You're nothing but a weakling, you little bitch. All you do is take up space. You're a disappointment and a nuisance to everyone around you. Why do you think no one prefers me to you, you fucking ****?" Deadpool's especially appalled to hear this line. "You're worthless. It's no wonder I'm the beauty and the brains." She stops beating up Sammy for a moment to look at her. "And you know the funny part? I know you're formidable. So I break you down to keep you small, and take away everything. Your reputation, your ideas, your friends, even your boyfriend. Although, that last one I killed." Sammy is surprised by this.

"You killed Topher, Amy?" She asked.

"You should've heard him scream when I snapped his neck," Amy said. The pleasure and malice in her voice was evident. "And now, I'm gonna take your life." She pulls out her pistol and aims it at Sammy's forehead. "I'm going to teach you the meaning of pain." Before she pulls the trigger, Deadpool grabs the gun and turns it towards him. Amy rapidly begins firing shells at Deadpool, but he's able to heal himself. Once all her bullets are used up, Amy becomes scared.

"You wanna know the meaning of pain?" Deadpool asked. He then unsheathed his katana and sliced off Amy's arm, causing her to scream. "Try spending 48 hours in a tube with little oxygen. Or better yet…" He proceeds to vertically slice Amy in half, up to her chin, before slicing her head clean off, and throwing two daggers into her eyes. Her head comes down in front of her halves, with her dead eyes staring up at Deadpool. Sammy approaches Deadpool and stands next to him. "Scum like that deserve to die."

"Thank you," She hugged Deadpool, to which he accepted. Deadpool then reaches in his pocket and handed her a stack of money.

"Here," he said. "Take this money and get as far away from here as possible."

"I will. Thanks again." She leaves.

Deadpool then turns towards the audience. "If you or anyone you know is suffering from abuse, please call the hotline. That's all I have to say. Anyway, back to business." He continues with his mission.


We then cut back to his apartment where we see he's eliminated every goon on Al's payroll. However, one still remains: Chris 'Agent Smith' McLean; the Recruiter. And thanks to Sammy, he now knows of his location.


We cut to a sick bay where we see Chris giving a man on the verge of death the same card Duncan was given. "Don't hesitate to call me," he whispered to the man. Chris and two of his assailants, a Caucasian man with dirty blonde hair and a blue polo, and an African American man with black hair and a red polo, proceed to leave the premise. However, Deadpool was waiting for them on atop several packages of plaster.

"Nice to see you, Chris. I'll take the footlong… fully loaded." Chris looks scared and begins to run. The two assailants try to shoot him, but Deadpool easily takes them out with his katanas. Chris looks behind him to see if the Merc with a Mouth is following him, but Deadpool comes in from the side and rams Chris into a car, pinning him down. "Whoa, whoa." Holds his hands up as a show of mercy.

"41 confirmed kills," Deadpool said to Chris. "Now it's 89, about to be 90."

It doesn't take long for Chris to figure out who's beneath the mask. "Mr. Wilson?" Duncan makes a dinging sound. Chris looks shocked. "You're looking very alive."

"Ha! Only on the outside!"

"This is not going to end well for me, is it?"

"This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?"

"I can tell you exactly…" Duncan puts his finger over Chris' lips, mockingly shushing him.

"Oh, you'll tell me. But first…" He turns towards the camera and turns it away from him and Chris. "You might wanna look away for this. Now this little piggy went…" We hear something crack and Chris screaming. All we see is the terrified and disgusted looks of the civilians who're witnessing the event take place.


We then cut to Duncan's apartment where we see him put a knife into a picture of Chris's forehead, signifying his demise. Deadpool's pleased because before Chris' death, he gave up the location of Al. "Thank you, Agent Smith."

We then see a taxi pull up to Duncan's new living quarters and Deadpool running towards it. "Taxi!" We see the driver to be the same person from the beginning of the film. It's Noah.

"Hop in!" He said. "It's a great day for a ride."

Deadpool gets in and turns towards the audience. "And we all know how this turned out."


We fast forward through the events on the highway, as we already know what happened, and end on… Duncan jacking off to a unicorn stuffed animal? "Whoops! You weren't meant to see that." We rewind to the moment Deadpool cut his hand off and fell into the dump truck.

In the dump truck, Deadpool looks at the audience. "There. All caught up." Deadpool begins wallowing in his self-pity while Ray Charles' 'Hit the Road Jack' plays in the background.