Soon, Deadpool, Colossus, and NTW are surrounded by armed women.
"Duncan Wilson!" Al yells. Deadpool looks up and sees Al atop the helicarrier. "What's my name?"
"Ooh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya." Heather then appears alongside Al.
"Go get some," he tells Heather.
Deadpool looks excited. "Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it." Heather jumps off the helicarrier and, indeed, does a superhero landing. "Whoo! Superhero landing!" He then turns towards the audience. "You know that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical. They all do it. Also, the reason for all the women, I killed almost every male on Al's payroll, save for a few. Anyway…" Clears his throat. "Where were we? Oh right." Heather begins approaching the trio. Deadpool doesn't look too worried. "You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Al. That's why I brought him." Colossus begins approaching her, pulling out a pair of cuffs.
"I prefer not to hit a woman, so please play…" Heather punches Colossus in the face, causing him to fly far, as if he was made of paper.
Deadpool looks shocked and worried. "I mean, that's why I brought her?" Turns towards Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who's on her phone, posting a tweet. She's holding up her hand, signifying she needs a moment, much to Deadpool's annoyance. "Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not… That's…" He then turns towards Heather. "Just give us a second. Yeah." He turns back to Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who finished her tweet. "There you go. Hashtag it." She throws her phone away and gets fired up. "Go get her, tiger." She emits a powerful light pulse, sending Heather flying backwards into a shipping container. Though, it appears as though Heather is barely scratched. Deadpool is shocked. "Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex."
"All right, then," Heather said. "Fire!"
The women begin firing, forcing Deadpool and Negasonic Teenage Warhead to take cover. Colossus, due to the fact that the bullets can't penetrate his skin, throws a tire at the women, throwing two of them, whose name tags read, 'Katie and Sadie', off their posts. Heather begins approaching Colossus.
"Finish fucking her the fuck up!" Deadpool said.
"Language, please," Colossus said.
"Suck a cock!"
Heather then grabs Colossus and rams him through a pile of junk, with Colossus punching her the whole way. You can see the strain on Heather's face. Colossus manages to stop her in her tracks and place her in a choke hold. However, using him a leverage, she manages to throw him over her head onto the ground. She tries to cave his head in, but Colossus rolls out of the way. He gets up and tries to punch her, but she grabs his fist and twists his arm, causing him to scream in pain. She then punches him in the chest, and the face, and the balls.
We cut back to Deadpool and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who're still taking cover from the armed men. "Look away, child." He begins grabbing his dick. Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks at it for a moment, which Deadpool notices. "Look away!" Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks away in disgust. He rips his underwear out of his pants, which you can tell is extremely painful for him. He then creates a makeshift flag and raises it. "Wait! Wait!" The leader of the women, whose name tag reads, 'Eva', sees this and signals her team to stop firing. "Ladies! Hey! Hey!" Deadpool stands up and begins trying to reason with the armed women. "You only work for that shit-spackled Muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle, possibly even lover-like treatment." The women continue firing, forcing Deadpool to hide. "Fine. Commando!"
Deadpool then backflips from his hiding spot and begins running towards the women. He cuts the leg off Eva, slices the second woman, whose name tag reads, 'Beth', in half, and throws one of his katanas into the third woman's head. Her name tag reads, 'Blaineley'. He then runs up onto a shipping container and slices the fourth goon's, whose name tag reads, 'Taylor', kneecap, before cutting off her head, which he kicks into another goon's head. The fifth goon's name tag reads, 'Kelly'.
We go back to Colossus battling Heather. He punches her into a metal crate, causing her to lose her bearings. She regains them and proceeds to get up. Colossus approaches her and tries to punch her, but she twists his arm, punches him in the face, kicks him in the shin, punches his head into a metal grate… twice. He tries to punch her, but she avoids it and throws him to the ground. She then tries to kick him, but he avoids it and punches her into a car. That's when she gets angry.
Deadpool then slices Kelly's face and chest before doing the same to the sixth goon, whose name tag reads, 'Ellody'. He then cuts off the seventh goon's hand before putting his katana through the eighth goon's chest. Their name tags read, 'Laurie and Miles'. He then cuts Laurie's throat before kicking Mary's corpse into a shipping contain, which becomes stained with her blood when she slides down. Deadpool then kills the ninth goon, whose name tag reads, 'Mary', before pulling off a wild maneuver and landing in the middle of the battlefield.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks from her hiding spot and sees two goons, whose name tags read, 'Josee and Izzy', in the right sideview mirror on the other side of the car she's hiding behind. She smiles. Using a control power surge, she launches the car into the two, crushing them against two metal surfaces.
We cut back to Colossus and Heather where we see Colossus pinning Heather to the ground by her throat. He punches her in the face once, but she catches it the second time and uses her legs to hold it in place, as well as push her foot up against Colossus' chin. Colossus then lifts her up and smashes her onto the hood of a car two times before throwing her onto the ground. She tries getting up but has trouble doing so. Colossus then throws her into a pile of junk and begins approaching her.
We cut back to Deadpool, who jumps into another goon, knocking him down, which allows for Deadpool to put his ball sack in his face. "Teabag." He fronts flips and kicks the goon in the face. He's about to cut off his head when he recognizes him. "Trent?"
The man, whose name is apparently Trent, recognizes Duncan underneath the mask. "Duncan?"
"Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since…"
"Ontario. The Mechanical Island."
"When all hell broke loose." Deadpool puts away his katanas and helps Buck to his feet. "Well, what the hell! God, come here, you." He then headbutts Trent, knocking him unconscious. Deadpool looks and sees he's killed everyone except for Trent.
"How are the kids? Good? And Ella, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline if you know what I'm talking about." He begins dragging Trent to an undisclosed location.
