Colossus lifts some of the junk off the pile Heather's underneath. He's about to hit her when he sees her breast is exposed, causing him to close his eyes. "Oh!" He clears his throat. "Your… On the left. You're a beautiful woman."
"That is so sweet." Heather takes time to readjust herself. "Thanks." Heather uses this moment to her advantage and punches Colossus' in the balls, causing him to yell in pain. He's flung back a ways, landing hard.
We cut to Al dragging Courtney to the edge of the helicarrier.
"Yoo-hoo!" Deadpool says from down below. Al looks down and sees Deadpool used the bodies of the dead goons, and Trent's unconscious body, to spell Al's name.
"Does he write you notes too?" Al asked Courtney. "He's such a romantic." Several armed goons appear alongside Al and Courtney.
Deadpool's looking up at Al and Courtney, determined to get his girl back. "Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.
Courtney tries to hit Al, but he blocks the attack and begins dragging her off. "Fire!" He orders his goons. They begin firing at Deadpool, but he manages to avoid getting hit, as well as barely avoid the grenade launcher. Deadpool begins looking around for a solution.
"Hey!" Deadpool looks towards Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who's underneath a metal plate. "Climb on!" Deadpool, understanding, races towards her location, avoiding bullets and grenades while dramatic music plays in the background. He backflips onto the plate and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, using her powers, fires Deadpool up towards the top of the helicarrier, with him screaming all the way. Luckily, he manages to knock out the goons that were firing at him, crushing two of them, whose name tags read, 'Jay and Mickey', with the metal plate he was riding.
We then see Deadpool's barely hanging onto the side of the helicarrier with only one hand. He manages to pull himself up, and we see he's partially smoldering. He lays on the ground for a moment as Al watches from a distance. Deadpool sees him and proceeds to get up. He's about to approach him when he sees Courtney is inside the machine that decreases oxygen levels.
"Motherfucker should have worn his brown pants." He begins approaching Al and Courtney. He begins speaking to Courtney. "You were right, beautiful. Red really is my color."
Courtney is surprised. "Duncan?"
"Don't worry, baby. I'mma get you out of the shit-box."
"What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours?" Al said.
"Oh, you never left."
"But you did, asshole!" Courtney snapped back at him.
"Ah, deep breath, darling," Al said. Courtney looks at him, confused. Al then realizes something. "Oh, wait. Wrong choice of words." Al begins decreasing oxygen levels, causing Courtney to begin gasping for air.
"I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!" Deadpool was furious.
Al grabs two giant axes and faces down Deadpool. "I hear you grow back body parts now, Duncan. When I'm finished, parts will have to grow back you."
"Good one," Deadpool said sarcastically, knowing that line was terrible. He then turns towards the audience and begins shaking his head. He turns back towards Al. "Let's dance. And by dance, I mean let's try to kill each other." Deadpool draws his katanas. Deadpool and Al begin battling each other, their axes and katanas clashing together, creating the sound of thunder. Al headbutts Deadpool while Deadpool kicks Al upside. He then backflips and throws his katana into the machine, allowing for Courtney to breathe again.
Al continues trying to kill Deadpool, but Deadpool manages to block all of Al's hits. Eventually, Al nails Deadpool in the back, and throws him against a shipping container. He tries to put an axe in Deadpool's skull, but he dodges and stabs Al in the side. Al blocks several more attacks, but Deadpool manages to get him in the leg, which is also lodged into the shipping container. Deadpool then rolls and gets up, to which Al kicks him in the face, sending him flying into another shipping container. Al then cuts the katana in half with the axes and removes it from his leg. He then throws an axe at Deadpool's head, but he grabs it and throws it back at Al, which he deflects off to the side. Deadpool does a corkscrew and sends Al flying into some oil drums.
We then cut to Heather approaching Colossus while he's still down. She grabs a metal rod and begins choking Colossus, much to her pleasure.
We cut to Courtney using the katana to cut her binds and free herself.
Al gets back up and faces down Deadpool, with neither of them possessing a weapon. "Fine. Fists."
"Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night."
They begin doing hand-to-hand combat. Deadpool punches Al in the face, but Al grabs Deadpool's leg and throws him. He then runs towards him and punches him in the face. Deadpool gets back up, but Al punches him in the face and the leg, knocking him to the ground. This time, however, Deadpool pulls him down with him. Al then pulls out a dagger, which he tries to stab Deadpool with. Deadpool avoids each shot, and places Al in a choke hold. Al bites Deadpool's fingers, causing him to loosen his grip, allowing for Al to send Deadpool flying into a forklift. Al runs towards him and places the dagger into Deadpool's head, before repeatedly punching him in the face.
Courtney dislodges the katana from its placement, though she cuts her hands in the process, and opens up the machine, allowing her to fully catch her breath. Al continues punching Deadpool, until Courtney grabs his katana sends it through Al's chest. Deadpool and Courtney collapse as they look at each other for a moment, as 'You're the Inspiration' by Chicago plays in the background, and animated creatures, drawn in the style of Total Drama, surround Courtney (clearly, they're in Deadpool's head). Deadpool waves at her, gives her a heart sign, and some dirty imagery, to which she smiles before it sours.
"Asshole!"
Al then appears and picks her up and throws her, sending her flying. Duncan stands up and pulls the dagger out of his head, regaining his composure.
We then cut back to Heather continuing to choke Colossus. When Negasonic Teenage Warhead sees this, she generates a major power surge and flies towards Heather. When Heather sees this, she gains a look of fear. Negasonic Teenage Warhead creates a major explosion. When Colossus catches his breath, he sees Negasonic Teenage Warhead lying next to him. He checks her pulse, and sighs in relief when he finds she's still breathing. He then looks next to him and sees a scorched area in the shape of a human being on a construction device. He immediately realizes what happened to Heather. He then notices the explosion did substantial damage to the helicarrier.
We cut back to the top where we see Deadpool and Al fighting while also trying to avoid the debris and supplies that's coming their way. Deadpool has an advantage over Al as Al has a wound in his chest. Courtney is also holding on for dear life while also avoiding the debris. Al's then hit by a shipping container and falls from the helicarrier. Deadpool then races towards Courtney.
"Hang in there, baby!"
"Duncan!"
"I gotcha!" He then sees the machine that depletes oxygen and gets an idea. "I got a plan. You're not gonna like it." Deadpool grabs the machine and puts Courtney in it, closing the door. It then catches onto some rope, which allows for it to stay stationary at the very edge of the helicarrier, with Deadpool hanging from the edge.
Courtney is scared beyond all rational thought. "Shit! Shit! Shit!"
Duncan tries to calm Courtney down. "Don't worry. I'm totally on top of this."
The support system starts to break. Colossus is running to avoid the destruction with Negasonic Teenage Warhead slung over his shoulder.
Deadpool then sees the rope's beginning to break and a giant shipping container is approaching the device.
"Ah dammit!" He then decides to do something drastic. "Maximum effort!" He throws the machine and Courtney to safety as he falls to the ground.
The helicarrier then falls on its side, and everything falls off. Then, the screen turns to black.
