Chapter 54(orphan)
(Author's note: Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you reading this :-)
Adolf smoked a Tessroot cigarette as he lay in bed naked next to the sleeping Wendy and Octavia. By the Emperor that had been bliss!
He inhaled the postcoital cigarette with a deep sigh, flooding his blood stream with the intense nicotine. The nicotine filled his brain, making the pleasure after his orgasms all the sweeter. This really was the life.
The huge bed was littered with sex toys and bondage items, including whips, feathers, handcuffs, vibrating dildos, ropes, leather straps, riding crops, clothes pegs, ball gags, electric toothbrushes, handheld suction devices, double ended dildos, single ended dildos, even triple and quadruple ended dildos, flavoured lubricant, glass tubes, and a cage full of small rodents! By the Golden Throne that had been a WILD threesome!
Adolf took another deep inhale, and tapped his spent cigarette out in an ashtray. He blew out a long stream of smoke in a contented sigh.
Adolf gazed around the perpetually dark bedroom. It was a vast room, big beyond any obvious need, with an extremely high ceiling and wide open space on three sides of the enormous bed. About 20 meters from the foot of the bed was the wall that housed the bedroom door.
The bedroom door had clearly originally been a grand work of art, ornately hand sculptured polished dark inked metal, showing elaborate panoramas of women and daemonettes engaged in kinky bondage orgies. It could have been in a museum, such was its original workmanship, but it now had so many dents from being kicked open by chaos lord Luke Sevenson that it was ruined!
The bed itself was more about sex than sleeping, with bondage harness points built into every part of the bed frame, a waterproof rubber mattress protector under the bedding, and the headboard covered in shelves full to bursting with sex toys. Symbols of Slaanesh bedecked the bed frame all over, and the very bed seemed to contain the bound essence of some lust daemon that fed on all the sex.
The room was always terribly dark, but Adolf's eyes had adjusted to cope by now, and saw everything around him in the black and white of night sight, devoid of any colour.
On the wall 30 meters to Adolf's right was the doorway to Wendy's giant depraved ensuite bathroom, a gleaming stainless steel room full of chains and restraints, where so much sexual degradation occurred.
An equal distance away on the left wall were the doorways to Wendy and Octavia's individual walk in wardrobes, and in one corner was a little memorial shrine, labeled "the creepy possessed child", where Wendy and Octavia had apparently been cornered once.
A few bits of furniture occupied odd parts of the room, such as Octavia's massive makeup table, complete with bright makeup lamp and mirror, and with draws and surface covered with a truly astonishing amount of cosmetic products.
The room had a very distinctive "girlyness" to it, completely lacking a man's touch, and smelled faintly of mixed perfumes, utterly girly in the extreme.
Adolf put aside his ashtray and stroked his wife's long soft brown hair, admiring her intensely feminine beauty. By Terra she was gorgeous!
Wendy stirred slightly from the touch, and smiled at Adolf sweetly. Adolf smiled back, and softly kissed her lips. He immediately regretted the kiss as he tasted all of the places her mouth had recently been, yuck!
Wendy snuggled closer against Octavia, and drifted back off to sleep. Adolf watched her for a moment, and then wisely got up to brush his teeth, knowing all the places her mouth had recently been.
He padded softly into the bathroom, his feet slightly chilled by the cold stainless steel floor, and tried to remember which tooth brushes had not been inserted up a backside recently. He wasn't sure and worriedly selected one at random and ran boiling hot water over the head of the toothbrush for five whole minutes just to be safe.
Adolf squeamishly brushed his teeth very thoroughly, followed by a comprehensive floss, mouthwash gargle, second flossing, a second brush of his teeth, and finally a very long mouthwash gargle and rinse. His mouth seemed as clean as he could get it, and he finished off with a quick shower just to be safe, the sex had been just so messy!
Adolf dried off, and finally tiptoed back into bed with Wendy, hesitantly laying next to her sex stained naked body.
Wendy stirred, and kissed him on the mouth in greeting! All that teeth brushing for naught!
"Hello my dear "husband"," Wendy softly giggled, placing especial emphasis on the word.
"Hello wife," Adolf said back affectionately, smiling at her.
Wendy smiled sweetly, and a trace of her tender tired old soul surfaced on her face, looking at him thankfully.
"You have no idea how much I needed that today, needed to just cry in the arms of someone who understands me but doesn't judge me. In my long centuries of life this has been a rare thing to find," Wendy quietly admitted to him.
Adolf smiled and cuddled her softly, Wendy leaned into the cuddle and relaxed.
"For months I have been harassed by my son Franklin. I love him but he hurts me so much with his cruel bigotry. I don't let on but it has been eating up inside me, every time he calls me a "filthy lesbian harlot", I just die a little inside," Wendy said sadly.
"(Sigh), things have not been the best with Octavia either, our relationship has barely survived the past months. She hates me, at least she hates a big part of me if not quite all of me, and she openly judges me, calls me evil. She loves me too much to leave me, Octavia never leaves me for good, always comes back no matter what I do, but she makes me feel so evil and unworthy lately," Wendy continued sadly.
"These past months have been hell, so much stress and guilt, loved ones making me feel like shit. Luke is the only one who doesn't judge me, but he doesn't know how to treat me like a lady, he only ever wants sex, doesn't want to just cuddle and connect, (sigh)."
"But you Adolf, you alone have been just what I need right now, the perfect combination to just let me feel sane. You see me for exactly what I am, but you seem to love me unconditionally all the same... Even when I'm absolutely horrid to you! (Sob)"
Adolf held her tightly and soothed her tears, she was softly crying into his chest.
"(Sob), nobody understands how hard it is being me! No matter what I do, somebody hates me for it! The forces of chaos are so divided! Pleasing everyone is IMPOSSIBLE! I have to beat people and scream at them just to keep this operation going! It's not EASY making the hard decisions I am forced to decide, I was promoted by the Matriarch herself because I am one of the ONLY women who is even capable of keeping all these lunatics in line! Nobody except the Matriarch actually appreciates everything I do!" Wendy sobbed quietly, tears running heavily.
"That sounds really exhausting," Adolf encouraged her compassionately.
"It is! SO exhausting! It is the nature of chaos denizens to be chaotic, but I am expected to somehow keep them all in order! It is tiring, there always seems to be SOMETHING, some random unpredictable shit that I have to somehow deal with! I have the hardest job on this ship and I then have to deal with condemnation from my loved ones! It's not FAIR!" Wendy sobbed, the floodgates of her emotions fully opened now.
"That is why I am having this relationship with you, man or not I don't care, you could be a hajsnip for all I care at this point. I just need SOMEONE who just gives me unconditional love and understanding without judgement! You are keeping me sane," Wendy admitted, clinging to him tightly.
Adolf wasn't entirely flattered by these words, but accepted her honesty without judgement, and just tenderly soothed her as she sobbed.
"Why are you so nice to me?," Wendy asked in tears.
"I love you Wendy, you are my wife, I care about you," Adolf told her sincerely.
Wendy's dubiously clean mouth was suddenly kissing him passionately.
She was sobbing and kissing his lips in a frenzy of emotions, energetically climbing on top of him and kissing his face down into the bed.
Adolf wrapped his arms around her and pulled her down harder into the kisses, excited and aroused now as the kissing got heavier.
Adolf was soon erect and gently attempted to penetrate her. Wendy cooperated, and slid him inside of her, and he tensed as he rubbed uncomfortably inside her bone dry vagina...
"I'm still a lesbian," Wendy said apologetically, indicating to her complete dryness.
Adolf nodded understandingly, and after a brief delay he gently pulled out of her, just kissing and hugging her instead.
Wendy looked touched by his selflessness, and wiggled down until her face was in front of his penis.
"My mouth is always wet," Wendy said mischievously, and sucked his throbbing erected head!
Golden Throne! Thank you sweet merciful Emperor!
***...
Adolf Lincoln bellowed with laughter and squirmed in the bathtub handcuffs, as Wendy and Octavia mischievously scrubbed the soles of his feet with soapy scrubbing brushes!
The two girls were giggling mischievously and playfully teasing him as they scrubbed, tickling him terribly!
"I'll ha ha get you girls back ha ha for this!" Adolf warned through his laughter.
The girls merely poked out their tongues and tickled him all the harder.
Adolf was aroused as hell, in the bath doing kinky things with this pair of gorgeous naked women. It was aggravating but he was far too turned on to genuinely protest to his rather giggly predicament.
"You two are merciless!" Adolf laughed slightly frantically as they pressed their assault on his toes.
The pair of adorable kinksters didn't even slow down, and Adolf was almost in a fit of struggling now.
Wendy and Octavia were kissing now as they tickled him, and Adolf was so erect that it hurt! Golden Throne he was so hard he was about to pop from the pressure!
Adolf was desperately trying to move his genitals closer to the two women, desperately needing to be inside one of them right now, but they were up near his chained raised ankles and out of his reach!
The girls were scissoring now as they scrubbed his screaming feet! Adolf was frantic to be a part of it!
"Oh Slaanesh! Oh Slaanesh yes!" The girls were moaning in unison as Adolf laughed his head off!
Oh Emperor PLEASE! I'm about to die! Adolf thought to himself, tormented by blue balls!
The girls both climaxed without him, and then focused their attention exclusively on scrubbing various parts of his body as he screamed with laughter and sexual frustration.
"Golden Throne girls! I'm CLEAN now!" Adolf shrieked with laughter.
"We know," the girls mischievously said in unison, and just kept tormenting him until he finally pissed himself in the bath!
"My turn!" Wendy giggled excitedly, and unlocked Adolf's cuffs and chains.
The moment Adolf was free he grabbed Wendy and penetrated her in utter desperation, his manhood ready to explode if he didn't get relief!
Octavia piled on, kissing Adolf as he pounded Wendy, and her lust aura drove him wild as wild could be. Adolf exploded inside his wife Wendy a few instants later, and howled incoherently with pleasure as his semen filled her.
Wendy crawled out from under him and began enthusiastically chaining herself up as Octavia mischievously brandished a soapy scrubbing brush in each hand.
Adolf watched for a few minutes as the kinky girls played their tickling game, before he got a scrubbing brush of his own and helped Octavia make Wendy howl with laughter. It was surprisingly fun, especially after how bad Wendy had got him earlier. The playful revenge was very sweet.
Adolf had a fantastic time with the girls in the bath, but then had to run away in horror as the girls moved to the toilet for their "poo games"! Holy Emperor! What the fuck had he married! Yuck!
Adolf fled the bathroom as the sounds of moaning and smell of shit filled the ensuite bathroom, taking refuge in the bedroom as the girls did acts best not described. Yuck!
Adolf was just drying himself with a towel when the front doorbell rang without warning.
Adolf put the towel around himself and walked curiously to the front door, peering at the security monitor to see who was outside.
The scarily heavily muscled young space marine neophyte Franklin was standing outside the door, flanked on all sides by his extremely strict and severe looking nuns. The entire group was holding books of sacred texts and carrying sanctified holy icons. They looked extremely joyless and cheerless.
Adolf pushed the intercom button on the security panel and spoke into the microphone receiver.
"Hello Franklin, this is your stepfather Adolf. I am not sure if I am allowed to let you in, your father Luke forbade you to return without his permission," Adolf said apologetically.
The young neophyte Franklin did not seem impressed with this answer, and with an astonishing display of Astartes strength he braced himself against the door and floor, and bent the metal door inwards with a terrible screech of tortured metal! Adolf leapt aside as the hinges snapped one by one, and the entire door fell to the floor, bent almost completely in half.
"Do you mind!" Adolf protested loudly.
Franklin gave Adolf a look, and Adolf flinched back a few feet from the terrifying space marine neophyte.
"I have come to see my mother, I have heard some worrying rumours about her recent behaviour, that she has not been true to you," Franklin accused in a testosterone deepened voice, like the voice of a full grown man.
"My wife is on the toilet," Adolf said cautiously.
"I will wait for her then," Franklin stated firmly.
Adolf nodded and fled into the ensuite bathroom to warn Wendy.
Adolf closed the bathroom door behind him, and entered to find Wendy and Octavia completely smeared all over with shit! Wendy was currently doing a shit directly into Octavia's open mouth!
"Franklin is here! He looks really pissed off!" Adolf warned.
"Shit! I need to get cleaned up! Octavia we need to stop!" Wendy hissed in dismay.
The pair of women rushed into the shower and frantically washed themselves clean with soap and shampoo, brushing their teeth with the toothbrush Adolf had used earlier! Yuck his toothbrush!
The girls got clean enough to pass muster, and Octavia left the bathroom first, wrapped modestly in a towel looking guilty and sheepish as she went out to face the disapproval of the nuns outside.
Franklin growled angrily outside, having guessed that Octavia's presence in the bathroom at the same time as Wendy could only mean that she was engaged in lesbianism.
Wendy panicked and kissed Adolf with her less than pristinely clean mouth a split second before Franklin entered in suspicion! Yuck poo mouth!
Wendy was currently completely naked as she kissed the towel clad Adolf, and Franklin and his nuns burst in to see them kissing.
Wendy broke the kiss and frantically covered herself in a perfect facsimile of shocked embarrassment, completing the appearance with a loud gasp of indignation.
The effect was perfect, Franklin blushed bright red and the nuns squawked in embarrassed horror and shouted at Franklin to avert his eyes from Wendy's immodesty!
"Get out you perverts!" Wendy shouted at the blushing interlopers.
Franklin and his nuns virtually ran out of the room, faces scarlet with shame, they slammed the bathroom door closed behind them.
Wendy silently winked at Adolf, a smile of amusement now brightening her face, and Adolf had to fight hard to avoid smirking with laughter. She was completely playing them!
Wendy took a deliberately long time covering herself with a towel, just to let them stew with embarrassment, and carefully composed her face to look utterly scandalised before marching out the door holding Adolf's hand.
"We are SO sorry Mr and Mrs Adolf Lincoln!" The nuns proclaimed the moment they left the bathroom.
"Haven't you ever heard of knocking!" Wendy replied crossly, really sounding like she was genuinely offended.
"We saw Octavia leaving the bathroom and feared you were doing a sin," The nuns justified defensively.
"Octavia LIVES here, she is my lawfully owned slave. My slave was bathing in the same bathroom as me and my husband!" Wendy insisted adamantly.
Franklin looked suspicious at this explanation, but the nuns were silly enough to buy the ridiculous story that Octavia and Wendy were capable of bathing in the same room without having sex.
The nuns trembled with embarrassment and apologised yet again.
Octavia's voice out in the apartment suddenly broke through the intense awkwardness.
"Um, Wendy?, What happened to the front door?, It's on the floor and bent in half!"
"WHAT?!" Wendy squawked in shock and stormed out in her towel to investigate.
The nuns were by now gazing solidly at the floor, faces dark crimson with embarrassment.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DOOR!?" Wendy screamed.
You could physically feel the embarrassment in the room by this point, such was it's awkward potency.
Wendy angrily entered the bedroom, and the nuns all studiously studied the tops of their shoes.
"What happened to the door?, it was fine earlier this morning before I entered the bathroom..." Wendy asked sternly, pissed off for real this time.
"Your husband refused us entry to the apartment when we rang the doorbell earlier," Mother Superior explained sheepishly.
"So you just broke and entered our home?!" Wendy snapped crossly.
"We got suspicious that something sinister was going on, we have heard terrible rumours," Mother Superior explained awkwardly.
"I only refused you entry because Franklin's father forbade it without his prior permission. It would have taken only a quick vox call to Luke Sevenson to get permission," Adolf explained apologetically.
"We have heard horrible rumours about my mother, rumours that she killed multitudes of Emperor worshipping heroes!" Franklin accused.
"They aren't dead, just detained. They were conducting a full scale mutiny," Adolf blurted out.
Franklin's eyes narrowed and he said, "what EXACTLY happened?"
"What rock have you been living under?! You SURELY heard all the agitators over the announcement system. The ship almost fell to a mutiny, your mother managed to dispel the situation without unnecessary bloodshed, and the armed rebels are currently locked unharmed in a tower until they agree to put down their weapons." Adolf explained truthfully enough.
"Servants of the Emperor almost overthrew chaos and you stopped them?!" Franklin asked dangerously.
Adolf gawked at the boy, astonished by his ruthless response.
"They would have killed my entire family!" Wendy snapped, flabbergasted.
The nuns exchanged glances, and empathetic understanding filled their faces.
"Drop the issue for now Franklin," Sister Mary said softly.
"Yes Sister Mary!" Franklin answered smartly with iron obedience, and instantly became calm.
Adolf was slightly disturbed by how utterly the nuns controlled the extremely dangerous neophyte, this was not normal!
Sister Mary walked up to the extremely dangerous Franklin, and started stroking one of his ears affectionately. The large man became instantly submissive and got a huge goofy grin on his face, complete putty in the hands of this unremarkable woman! By the Emperor that nun had balls of steel, the neophyte could very easily rip her head off just like he had bent the solid metal front door!
"It's because of stuff like the front door that you are not allowed in the apartment," Wendy said grouchily.
"We had feared the worst, but it seems that you are really turning over a new leaf under the firm hand of your husband. We... Apologise, for your front door. It was indeed gratifying to see you and your husband kiss like that," Mother Superior said sombrely.
"Adolf and I did a hell of a lot more than just kiss last night, he filled me right up with cum," Wendy said brazenly.
To Adolf's surprise the nuns all cheered and asked him if it were true.
"I don't want to talk about anything so personal, what business is it of yours that I lay with my wife?," Adolf said embarrassed.
The nuns were jubilant and began chanting a prayer of thanks.
"Thank you Emperor for leading this harlot from the filth of lesbianism, thank and praise you for granting her a husband to purge the sin from her. Bless the fists of her husband as he corrects her ways with loving beatings, bless his words as he humbles her and puts her in her place..."
"Whoa! Hold up with the domestic violence stuff! That's not cool!" Adolf interrupted frantically.
"Do not question the Emperor's holy words!" Mother Superior barked severely.
"Sorry, I didn't know that was a scripture. Does it really say that wife beater stuff?," Adolf said quickly.
The nuns all tutted in disappointment and informed Adolf that he needed to brush up on his scripture readings. One of the nuns handed him an intimidatingly large book and told him to read it cover to cover as soon as he got a chance to!
Adolf looked at the extremely fat book and nodded dubiously, it would take weeks to read all of this, and he would be bored out of his mind long before he was a quarter of the way through it!
Wendy and Adolf eventually managed to evict these unwanted guests, and stood blinking unhappily at the ruined door.
Adolf tried his best to straighten the door, but he couldn't even bend it, not even when he tried jumping up and down on top of it. Franklin was SERIOUSLY strong!
"Maybe we should get a new door?," Adolf suggested.
"No shit Sherlock," Wendy said amused.
"Who's Sherlock?," Adolf asked confused.
"I'm not sure to be honest, it's a phrase TigerLily uses," Wendy chuckled and kissed his cheek.
Adolf smiled.
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