Facts are facts
Or facts are fiction
"You're late." Fact 1: When an Uchiha points out your mistakes, they state them in a polite and well mannered way. Why? Because they know it annoys you.
"Yeah, sorry about that." Fact 2: Uchiha's can sense when you're being insincere. Do it anyways to spite them.
"Hm. No lame excuse? You're not even going to try and make something up? Are you feeling sick?" Fact 3: When an Uchiha makes an effort to appear kind, beware. An insult is around the corner. "You are looking dumber than usual." Ah, and there it is.
"I'm not sick. Quit being a jerk." Oh. No, wrong choice of words. Fact 4: When you tell an Uchiha not to do something, it makes them want to do it more.
"Oh. Defensive, is it somebody's time of the month?" Enter Hotaru Uchiha, I want to tell you he's not always this much of a jerk but this is him on a good day. Chucking a kunai at him, I winced as it landed an embarrassing distance away. "Wow. How did you make Genin? I mean, that was pathetic." Top of our class, Genjutsu genius, and a pain in the ass. Black hair, pale, strong jawline and just generically good looking in the typical Uchiha kind of way. If you were into that, which to be clear I am not.
The silent giant behind him, watching the whole scene without a word was Daisuke Kimura, a taijutsu prodigy. Really, just watching the guy fight made me wince. He was brutal. His name means something like 'Great Help,' but he doesn't really talk much. To be honest, he doesn't really talk at all. There was a guard up around him. Every shinobi has some sort of facade that they can turn on, but with him it's almost like he forgot how to turn it off.
Who am I you ask? Great question, kunoichi extraordinaire, I'm Mitsuki Miyamoto. Well um… okay that's not entirely accurate. Truth be told, I had one of the lowest averages in the class. That's how I ended up with the two geniuses. I want to say Genjutsu is my speciality, but having an Uchiha on your team completely throws away that angle. Anything I can do, he can do better, and faster. He hasn't even activated his bloodline yet. I hate Uchihas. So, I guess I don't really have a speciality. My chakra is wind based, and I know a few jutsus, but really having experts on your team is a pain. Even if you were mediocre they'd make you look bad, and if you were already below… Ugh. It's a hard life being a ninja.
This brings us to our sensei. Now, I know we should be really respectful of our sensei's because they're old and wise and will teach us the way of the ninja… but all ours seems to do is get drunk, and then make us to do a lot of laps cause he's too hungover to teach us anything.
"Oi. Hikaru-Sensei. You're late." The funny thing about Hikaru-sensei (perhaps my favorite part) was that whenever he would hear Hotaru say something he didn't like, he would pretend he didn't.
"Laps. Now. Go." See. Hung over!
Looking back now, I really do miss those simple days before everything changed.
