The Power He Knows Not? Try The Power Of Interior Decoration
Harry ran through the various aisles in the B&Q, dodged curses and found some cover. He hid under a bed as Voldemort stormed past him. He could hear Hermione fighting some of the Death Eaters. Wasting very little time, he crawled out from under the bed and hit Voldemort with a stinging hex the backside.
"Come and catch me!" he called, and the Dark Lord screamed and gave chase. All over the shop the deadly race took place, and Harry found the part of the shop he had scouted out earlier.
"So, Potter…" said what was once Tom Riddle. "Now you will die by my hand. Then I will kill your mudblood friend – but not before I rape her again and again" and he threw his head back and laughed mockingly. This gave Harry the time he needed. With a wave of his wand, Harry brought heavy metal shelves down on his head which cracked his skull open and killed him before he could make a shield or banish them. At that same instant, every Death Eater in the building and the entire country screamed in pain and then fell to the floor either dead or drained of magic and unconscious. The sound of running made Harry see Hermione ran over and hug him tightly, and then she saw Voldemort's broken body covered by what the shelves had contained.
"Lets just go" she suggested, and Harry agreed. Hand in hand they walked away and wondered what to say to the press. The Boy-Who-Lived looked back to the sign hung over the department and suddenly grinned at his girlfriend.
"I guess you could say it was curtains"
A/N:
For those of you who do not know what B&Q is (readers living outside the UK) think of a large home furnishing store
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