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DARK WAR ENDS!

In a dramatic ending to the Second Dark War, He-Who-Had-Previously-Not-Been-Able-To-Be-Named – aka Lord Voldemort – handed himself in under a general amnesty for Death Eaters and other such followers of the Dark Arts by Minister for Magic Fudge. Mr Voldemort, 71, has expressed a wish to open a care home for children and victims of his former evil ways. We at the Prophet wish Mr Voldemort all the best for his new venture – Interfering With Children's Lives Inc – in partnership with The Gary Glitter Corporation.

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I just thought I would post this little one so you could all get this message. There will be no more updates until a certain day. My longest serving reviewers will know (hopefully) what I mean if they look at a calendar. You will love what I have planned! NOTE: Decided to take Chapter 29 of Leaving Home off and move it to Chapter 30 - the finale. Therefore, expect a chapter of fun in accordance with the Madness, Non Canonicity, Oddness and Doesn't Make Sense At All In This Story laws set down for this website by Me - Pixel and Stephanie Forever

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