Harry chuckled to himself as he sealed the letter up and had it sent by one of the school elves. Hermione had been beside herself with laughter when Harry had told her of his plan. Ron had been less then thrilled though.

"One does not simply write to the Dark Lord" he had said.

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Although Voldemort despised muggles, he did have a muggle television set in his quarters so that he could watch it. When Bellatrix - the only one who could get away with it - asked him why he had one when he hated muggles, he replied that he needed to know what they knew of the wizarding world and also what thier defences against an attack would be. One set of muggles he had told his Death Eaters to not harm and capture alive were four brightly coloured humans who appeared to have tv screens in their stomachs. If he could capture them, then he would be able tofind any people that had escaped the intial attack. He was watching something called 'Vanessa' when there was a pop and Voldemort turned to see a Hogwarts elf standing in front of him.

"Lord... Lord Voldemort?" it stammered.

"Yes" said the Dark Lord.

"This is for you" and it handed over the letter before popping away.

"A letter for me...?" Voldemort was puzzled and opened the letter and wished at once that he hadn't bothered.

LORD VOLDEMORT,

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY BOY! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN? WHEN I SEE YOU, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A GOOD TALKING TO, A LONG SPANKING AND A GROUNDING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! YOU HAD BETTER APOLOGISE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

Voldemort shook in terror before picking up his wand and apperating to the Ministry and going straight to the Auror department. His appearance caused the Aurors to panic, but some kept enough sense to note that he hadn't started attacking any of them. they took his wand, snapped it at once and bound him in thick ropes and chains.

"Please arrest me and throw me in Azkaban" pleaded the Dark Lord.

"Why?" asked Madam Bones who had been summon the moment Voldemort had been spotted. In response he handed over the letter to her which began to replay the message. "I see..." Madam Bones mused. "Take him to Azkaban to await trial" the woman ordered, and the Aurors took away the man who was once the most feared man in all the country. Once he had gone, Madam Bones laughed her socks off and made a note to remind Harry and Hermione not to write Howlers with Molly Weasley's voice.