"Is he asleep?" asked Hermione.
"Yup" Harry replied. "Come on up" and the pair of them snuck up and went into the sixth year boys dorm. They stunned the boy just to be certain, and then set about their work by removing his clothes and shaving his pubic hair off.
"Snape is going to freak about this" Hermione said.
"I know" Harry grinned slightly manically at the thought.
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Ron couldn't understand why he was dressed in some kind of peasant clothing with what appeared to be his pubic hair glued to his feet. He had to make his way through the castle looking like that until he got to the Hospital Wing.
And why did all of the Muggle-Borns, Half Bloods and a few Pure Bloods keep pointing at him and call him a hobbit?
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