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As he stood looking at the old man in his robes, clutching and stroking his wand tightly, Harry regretted transferring to Catholic School
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"Harry, I'm having a baby and it's yours" said Professor McGonagall
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Ron's eyes met Harry's.
"This is better then Quidditch" his eyes seemed to say
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"Now" said Dumbledore, "You have everything that you need to go and fight Voldemort. But, before you go, you just have to fill out this Health and Safety risk assessment form"
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"Do you realise, Sir" Harry spat out, "That I have been living with muggles who take great delight in abusing me?"
"My gods…" Dumbledore breathed – he hadn't know. "What have I done…?" and killed himself.
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"Harry, I'm having a baby and it's yours" said Professor Snape
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"Minerva, are you putting on weight?" Pomfrey asked McGonagall.
"No" the deputy headmistress said. "Poppy, have you seen Miss Granger at all?"
"Why?"
"I just need to talk to her about that blasted cat…"
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The giant saw the figure in the bed, became aroused and started to strip off his clothes. Once naked, he climbed into the bed and made love to the figure – feeling the tightness around his length.
Professor Flitwick needed a lot of counselling after Hagrid's visit.
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"Mr Potter…" McGonagall said, shaking her head, "When I said to go out there and kill the other team, I wasn't being literal…!"
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"I'm in labour" Hermione groaned.
"I'm a liberal myself" Harry grinned
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"I wish to see my vaults" Harry said.
"Do I look like a Genie?" Griphook replied.
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"If I could go back in time" Lavender said, "I would love to go back to the 1920's and see all the fashion things there"
"I'd love to go back to the Roman times and talk to Caesar" Hermione replied.
"I'd go back to September 3rd 1939" Harry said. "Pay a visit to Hitler and tell him he can't lose"
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"I'll get the Snitch" said Harry to Hermione. "You drill out his kneecaps"
