Harry Potter – Cradle Snatcher

Hermione looked at the young woman before her in Harry's home and blinked several times – trying to believe what her eyes were telling her. The other woman was wearing a grey blazer with gold and green trim with a crest on the left breast pocket, a black tie with the same crest on it, grey skirt, black stockings and black shoes.

"Um… Would you mind if I had a word with Harry?" she asked.

"Nope" and Harry found himself dragged into the kitchen and facing his utterly confused and angry looking best friend.

"Harry, when you said that your girlfriend was a bit younger than you and worked at the school, I thought you meant she was a teacher – NOT A BLOODY PUPIL!"