Chapter Five: The Aventure Countues!
Hongi the furious could'nt not stop thinking about the poor man whoose hose had a burned down killing his family and that strange women he marryed. It was a tragday and he bet that evil woman was behind it.
So they arrived in Morthal and looked at he runis of the house and found nothing. "What sall we do" asked Bob, "We'll talk to the yarll" said Lydia and the went there.
So they go there and talked to her. "It is said to be cursed by some but you should investigate as you are brave warriros."
So they went back to the house getting there Hogni the Furious didt sea the point as they had already loked there. Then the saw goast! "I am the goast of the dead daughter of the guy whoese hose burnt down!". "Who did it" Alice asked "Ill tell you if you play hide and seek with me at night!". "Hide and seek with a goast" at NIGHT" Bob yelled said and fainted. "Silly Bob" the ghost said and dispread.
So they camped that night and told toast stories to set the mood and Bob wet his self with fear. Then when the moon was full and the wolfs were howling and it was dark it was time. bbut nothing happed so they whent to sleep and were woken up by Bob screaming.
They followed the sound and saw Bob running from a vampire "VAMPIRES RUN" shouted Bob. So the heros killed the vampire woman and saved the cowrdly Bard.
Alice examed the body and said "this defnaitly is vampire, this is strange". THen they saw the coffin of the girl and her sprit was at rest now. I bet that evil woman Alva is also vampire" said the knight "vampies are evil and are evill creatures that should be destroyed by hoily justace" he said again.
So they investigated the house they were going snaekaly like stealth but than the knight kick down door and say "you will die evil vampire" they found Alva feeding on a poor man was dead. So they fort and killered her than they found her diary in the basment and it say
Soon I and my dark lord will rules the universe. THe town is at our mercy nothing can stop us. I gt another vampire to burnt down the house of that guy who marryied me. We were not marry at the time thogh but we are now.
"This is all the proof we need" said Hogni the Furious and the showed it to the yall and she was happy. "Now you just need to destroy the head vampire". "Head Vampire! Yikes!" said Bob. The Yall siged "Silly Bob"
Mewhile with Unra Stoneheart
Unra had jsut had sex with some fool and killered him luthing evily! It was good killing and sudicng and sexing the weak. She was near the dark brother hood sanctuary she jsut had to stop to take advantage of more incocnets.
But than Unra Stonheart had horid thinked!
Unra Stonheart had had bean having sex with lots of diffrent losers an than killing them. But The beeing Female mod from lovers lab was active meaning that she cold get pregnant!
Aothures Noes: BeeingFemale is mod witch is very complex amd relasitc made by milzschnitte and I dont understan it but use it anyway :(
She hadnt bean gain wait yet but wat if this was the frist stage? THan again the effects addon was active and she had not bean morning sick so she probally wasnt. But just to make sure she checked the Widget and it told her that she wasn't pregnant and had only 1% chance of getting teh pregnants right now. So she was relived.
Later Unra Stonheart got to entrancve of the brotherhood hide out and went in. the palce was very evil and dark and she loved it. THis was her new favrotie place and it was awsome!
She was met with the head of the dark brothehood Astrid and was introducved to the overs and found out that Astrid and Arnbjorn where marryed which was bad cause Unra Stonheart thinked that Astrid was sexy.
Mean While with the Main Heros
A mob of villagereds whent with them to battle, Alice gave them croses and garlic to make them better at killing vampires. Than the knight got on his horse and all the others did the same apart from the peasents who did not have any. So they rode on to battle and all the pepole ran. They got there and asulted the hideout killing vampires left and right. THe peasents were trying to burn all with their torches and the Alice was using epic spells and The knight and Hogni the Furious were cutting them in two. Layla was using epic moves and evan bob killed some.
THey then arrived at the throne room where the head vampie and his genreals were ploting evialy. "HA HA Morthal is now in my grasp but that is only begining. First Morthal than the uniniverse!", "I wouldn't bee so sure about that Vampire" siad Hogni the Furious. "Hogni the Furious what a suprise and you bought your freinds with you all the more to kill" smirked the head vampire, "You mean all the more to stop you evil monster" Hogni the Furious replied, "Dont hide behind you freinds Hogni the Furious take me on oen and one". So they sword battled to the deaf.
"Get them shouted head vampire and more vapires attacked the party". So they were all fighting and killing them off. Hogni the Furious and head vampire were fighting epic battle when Hogni the Furious hit him with killing blow "IMposible invicible!" the head vampire shout and epxloded, then all the over vampired died to as the head had bean killered.
So they got back to the city and Hogni the Furious bought land to build a house on. They arrived at the site and satated building.
They built the a smal house and got more matrials for the main hall. But than they hads now more buidildings to build and coudlnt decide whic ones to build. Alice wanted a liberry to study her books in, The Knight wantesd a armory for his weapons, Lyla said that they need a kitched as they needed somwere to kook food, Bob wanted a music room. THey all stared aguring about what they should have "Oh Boy" Hogni the Furious sighed.
Mewhile with Little Hood
The band of out laws were loking to go on antoher mission to help the pepole of the Riften. THough the Sheriff of Riften would be loking for them in Riftern and Little Hood didn't know ho to get there without being arrested. In the news as well it said that the Sheriff of Riften had declaired martal law and had all his milltary guys partol the city so it would rely be hard to get in.
The Sheriff of Riften had even given speeech saying that he would more taxes on the poor and make more Army patrols.
But the formed a plan, Preist Nuck would go collecting money for the Temple and the rest would disguis as preists so nobody would no. It was a great plan so they got on the disguises and snuck in.
There theif skills ensure that their digues was very good. They got to the thives guild hideout and Little Hood introduced his good freinds. Brynjolf shook his hand "looks like we got more pepole than can help us Thanks little Hood".
So they all got stettled in, Big Jim practiced with his pole arm, Preist Nuck made oferings to Kinereth, Tenkith preacticed with his short sowrd and the Dark Elf rouge with his steah, They also found time to sing merry songs.
Now with Our Heros
They had dicided to have a Ktichen, a Trophy room and tower for enchanting and Bob's room was in the celler were he was sent to to pratice his music,"Silly Bob" said Alice. So all was well. APart from they needed more martials to build the rest of the house and they didnt know how, but in the end it was deicded that they should hire somone to do it. Alll was going well and the house was good.
Than Hogni the Furious rembered that he had to stop the evil elves and so they whent to the mission.
To be countued...
