Chapter 8: Diplomatic Immunity

Hogni the Furious had defated the Spider Empire and their black knights who tried to invade and destory the peaceloving pepole of Alek at the borders of Skyrim so they cold scarifce their pepole to the Spider God who is evil. So Hongi the Furious for tere armies but first he had to escape the evil sorceress who caputred him. Than he for the Evil Black Knights who armies of the Spider Empire thant he fort the Dark King and at last he fort with the evil leader of the evil spider empire and they fort for long time, Hongi the Furious killered him. Than he was betrayed by the king of mirrors who was a helping him and Hongi Defeated him but there evil Spider God was summuned on earth and he had to killerer it. None of Hongi the Furious's attacks whould work until Hongi the Furious new that new its weakness and plunged the legendary sword into its hart and killed it, this caused a mightly volcano to erup but Hongi The Furious's wife was killed by the evil snake pepole and ti was too late.

Now Hongi the Furious has gone to live with the old Japanese master Sakidera Tokibusuke was trained for a long time in the arts of Shinobi combat and martial arts and nija skills and also tough him to use a katana which is the best sword ever made. So now Hongi the Furious is no long just a vikiing guy he is now also a Ninja and Samurai Viking Guy with many honrable skills.

Than one day he was training in his dojo whent a woman came into the palce were tey livvered and she was amzing looking and tall slim with big boobs but she had a arrow in he chest because she was shot by a bow and arrow weapon and she is was dying. Luckily Hogni the Furious invented surgery and did life saving surgery on her to remove the arrorw and heal the wound. "Wow nobody I know is a healer like you" she saided, "don't mentioned it" Hogni the Furious said "what are you here for?" Hogni the Furious said asked again.

"I am fleeing from the Thalmor who want to killer me because I am descended from Talos himself" she said "how cold that be possible, unless.. then the legends must be true" said one of the monks who was at the Dojo becuase the Dojo is also part themple for Monks who know a secrate martial art that was for through to hav been lost of thousands of year but they really kept in alive when the empire, thalmor and dragons tried to wipe it out because of how powerful and amzing it is. Hogni the Furious said "yes, that is rite they are true".

"Then we must deaft the Thamlor" said the woman "after my fight against the Spider Empire I have retreated to this moutain temple I don't know if can anymore" said Hongi the Furious dramticlly with head down, "Hongi the Furious you have to" said the woman, "you are right" said Hongi the Furious. So Hongi the Furious, Sakidera Tokibusuke and the woman headed out.

Hongi the Furious found out her the woman's name "My name is Katla Herjolfdottir but my Dragon name is Parsio which means Lady of the Red" she said. "Why do you hav Dragon name" asked Hongi the Furious "because I am also Dragon bron and I can shout like you". So the taks was to go to the Thalmor Embassy and find out evil Elf Plan of Thamlor.

They were on the overside of Skyrim and had to walk on the way the stopped in Windhelm and talked with the owner of the potion store Nurelion who said "I need to you to get me the The White Phial and I will tel were it is". So they went to Forsaken Cave to get it, there they were attacked by Unded Nords and Trolls which were easy to fight.

But that they came to empty room but were attacked by somthing and they couldn't sea anything and it loked like nobody was there. Except they soon relaised that it was invisable enermies "throw the cocks on them" said Katla Herjolfdottir so they did and the clocks allow them to sea the invsable pepole, so they cold killered them for good.

Then they came to a sealed door which was blocked and locked but luckily Sakidera Tokibusuke had given Hogni the Furious recepie for gun power and he used that to blow the door open. He than grabed the The White Phial so they took it back to Nurelion "it is brokened!" he said but Hogni the Furious used his skills and the supiour Japanese technolgy that Sakidera Tokibusuke give him to repair it.

Than it was one to Solitude and they arrived but first Hogni the Furious had to talk to the Cort and he was told by Falk Firebeard who has a redbear because that is how he got his name that they had to invstiage. Wolfskull Cave so they got tere were there was evil ritual going on with many necormancers tying to bring back the evil wolf queen. So Hongi the Furious, Katla Herjolfdottir and Sakidera Tokibusuke were killing the Necormacers. Hongi the Furious with his swsabuckling fighting and Viking Skills and Samuri skills. Katla Herjolfdottir with her skills of Talos and Sakidera Tokibusuke with his honorable master Samauri skills.

Than they got to the cult leader and Hongi the Furious and her had ultra battle until Hongi the Furious killed her with his ultra Ultra Instinct. Then they got back to the Capital of Solitude and were given moneys for this. Then Hongi talked to Elisif the Fair who want him to put a horn on the Satue of Talos in honour of her dead Husbando, "It will be an honour m'lady" said Hongi the Furious and the went to the satue and did this for the respect of the fallen.

But whent they got back to Solidtue a three Dragons attacked and the was epic battle but they won and all three abosred the soles of the dragons witch means all three are DragonBorn!

Than it was time to infultrate the party that Thamlor were holding. The Plan was this Katla Herjolfdottir and Sakidera Tokibusuke would got to the party while Hongi the Furious snuk in through another way.

So Katla Herjolfdottir and Sakidera Tokibusuke went to the main gates and showed their invertations and wer let in. So they met the host of the paarty and thalmor ambasiter (that is hard word to sple) Elenwen. So Sakidera Tokibusuke talked with Elenwen who cold admire his honrable cultre event know she still thinked tat Elves are teh best.

Bob the Bard was also at the party and he was suporing the Thalmor with his T-shirt witch said "I love the Thalmor" on it and he was sining songs about how they are good. Sakidera Tokibusuke sigh "Silly Bob" he said.

Katla Herjolfdottir was talk to some famous Nords about Viking things and how Vikings are cool. Maven Black-Briar is at the pary to aswell and she is allow distraction so Little Hood and his Merry Men can still some things to give to teh poor. Also the Sheiff of Riven is there and Katla Herjolfdottir was talk to him but when find out he scream "LITTTLE HOOD!1"

While this was happening Hogni the Furious was at the top of the Throat of the World and jumped of with his handglider that he made and flew over across all of Skyrim until he got to the Thalmor Embassery and he droped bombs on Evil Thalmor Guards to kill them all and he landed.

"What is the meaning of this" Elenwen demanded "Hogni the Furious knows the power of flight which means he is always better and always will be" Sakidera Tokibusuke said because he had tought Hongi the Furious this suipor Japanese technogly.

Hogni the Furious was killing the Thalmor gaurds with his twin Katarns with epic skill. He was kill many Thalmor Gaurds and none cold match him. Than a Thamlor General came out and said "time dye Talos warshiping NORD", "do you think you can defeat me? guess again" Hogni the Furious said and the did epic Ninja kill on the Thalmor with his twin blades.

So he got to the Thamlor Prison were there was man being intergated by Thalmor Evil man who saw Hogni the Furious come and said "OHHHH so the 'great Dragonborn' has to figth with two swords like a coward" so Hogni the Furious threw his over sowrd on the ground and the two fort like truemen each doing epic moves.

The Thalmor Intergator did one move and Hogni the Furious blocked with a supior move and the THalmor did attack gain. This went on until Hogni the Furious used his special move "i-i-impossible only the hidden temple knows that move and we wiped them out" the Thalmor toturer said "is that what you tink, perfectic I will let you live kid now go back to you master and tell them to fear the dragonborn Hogni the Furious" Hogni the Furious said back. He walked away but the dishorourable Thalmor picked up his sword again and tried to stab Hogni the Furious in the back but Hogni the Furious preidcted this and killed the Thalmor tourter with epice move.

Than Hogni the Furious found the Thalmor seacrate files and weapon which is a nuclear misslie, the only one in Skyrim thankfully. So Hogni the Furious used it to destory the evil snake cult pepole and evil snake god who killered his wife because they are so evil that can't be allowed to life. Than Hogni the Furious said "Mankind, Elfkind, orckind no one is redy to have a wepon of such power. It is good job I destoryed the last one and took the evil snake cult with it."

Than Hogni the Furious, gavered up his friend and met The KNight, Lydia, Bob, Katla Herjolfdottir and Sakidera Tokibusuke for there next epic adventure

Meanwhile

Taresare Takanawa was enteraing Thalmor and traoir Nord guests at the her home and she was drink expensive champain when she got message that Hongi the Furious and his gang did at the Embessay. "You mean they stole our docments and set off our only Nulcear Missle which is also only nuclaer missle in existance?! This is outragous"

That is not only thing "look who we saw at the party" and he showed her pciture of Sakidera Tokibusuke, "hmm it seems that my old master has reutnred and he has new student, I think it is time for me to teach my master some new tricks and sea how good this new student really is" Taresare Takanawa said and picked up her master Kartana.

To be countued...