Chapter 9: A Cornered Rat
The gang were in the at the top of the throat of the world and getting a breifing from the head greaybeard "As you know after defating the spider empire and the evil spider god but at the expnsese of the live of his deer wife Hongi the Furious went into retreat with a Japanese master. Than after being given new strength stregh by the female Dragonborun Katla Herjolfdottir he recovered stoped the returned of the wolf queen and stole the plans of the Thalmor from the Thalmor Embrasies and used the only nuclear weapon in the Elder Scrolls Universe to destory the snake cult. Hongi the Furious went on to fight his evil double from the mirror universe and stopping there evil invasion and than stoped a metoritie from crashing into Skyrim using a dwemer weepong that can only be used one time and than went on a quest with the great knight to save a princess Ruby Jade who is a the chosen one. Now the Dragons are coming back and we have the proof that the THalmour are begind this so now we will make our greart nexgt move" said the head Graybeard.
"And what is our 'nexgt greart move'" said the cockey general of the blades "we are consulting the ancheint texts to sea what might hapen next" said the head Greaybeard and Hongibeard said "I dont know who is more full of hot air general those dragons or you" and the genral said "the gall to say such tings about me" and than he stated ramblering. So what is our next move Hongi the Furious said "I herd of a contact of the blades who is hiding in Riftern preteding to be a mademan and hiding down in the sewers and I will have to get there before the Tlamour or the Mafia or evil dark wizards from the dark diemestion who I frot before get him".
Katla Herjolfdottir and Sakidera Tokibusuke could not join as they were planing the next move with teh Graybeards.
So it was to Riftern to go on the gloruius mission and crusade to save the good man from powers of evil and darkness. Than they arrived in Riftern the city of crime and the city of grime a place where you whould be lucy to keep your walet from the theifs. "We have to get to the sewers so keep you wits about you said Hogni the Furious".
"I will create a destruction by serinading them with my wonderful tunes" said Bob and he went to the market and began to sing and play his getiuar but it was so bad that everone covered there ears and the ears evan bleeded. Than all the rats left the city and birds fell out of the sky dead. "Stop that racket Gaurds seize that hack" said the Sheiff of Riftern and all the gaurds chased Bob but Bob is to fast. "Silly Bob you think yoy can run" said Sheiff of Riften. Than Hongi the Furious and Lydia and the Knight too this chance to go into the depths of the sewers to find the gut.
There were rats everywere and they had blod red eyers and the Knight said "by Talos evan the rats are evil hear" and they descned with torches lit to sea the darkness. Than they were attacked by an evil Kajit assin "dye" she yelled and attakced them but she was no match for Hongi the Furious alon let alone all 3 of them and they killed her epicly.
Than they whent thought more swers tunels and they than saw evil thalmours "oh in the naem of Talos they are hear already" sadi the Knight and they had to fight them. They were kicking Thalmour ass the Knight was cutting them down with epic moves and Lyida was killing them with swing sword attacks and Hogni the Furious was using epic viking moves.
But than more Thalmour came and tese were 31337 thalmour so they were so much hard to fight but than they were shot down by a sneak attack which does tribile damage and from the shadows jumped Little Hood. There was one Thalmour left alife and he shot a crossbow thought his hed.
Hogni the Furious "your Little Hood the famous outlaw and you are wanted for all kinds of things" and Little Hood said "I am and it is a good thing I am on your side". "Wow it is a shame that Bob is not hear he has herd many storys of you and you merry men. You are the great great etc grandson of Robin Hood who helped the Gray Fox in the time Oblvion was set in" said Lyida. "The one and only" said Little Hood "and now I can take you to man you seek" said Little Hood again.
So they traversed miles of tunnels and ended up in the Theives gang and Little Hood gave an epic speech to his Merry Men "Here me band of brothers we promised to help anyone who is being opressed by state and now these fine fellows are being sought out by the evil Thalmour. Tell them what we think of the Thalmour" and they all booed. "So will we help our good freinds?" and they all cheerd "I can't hear" you said Little Hood and they cheered louder.
So that night they made good cheert and had much to drink and eat as the merry men sang their songs and did an archery contest which Hogni the Furious almost won but Little Hood scored over a million points moar than him. THan the next morning they made an epic asult on the the Thalmours who wear trying to kill the good man beating them up and killing them.
Than they came to the cell the crasy man was hiding or that is what pepole would like to thinked he is. They camed to the cell of that madman who is not realy mad and they Hogni the Furious kocked on the door and the isane person who isnt really insane asnwered "what go away dogman I dont want to buy you history of kings" aid Esbern but Hogni the Furious new the pasword and said it "quick get in hear" said Sbern and they whent in.
Than Exburn sated ranting and raveing but this was just his secetrt code that had bean put inside his mind. Than Esbern unlucked alot of doorsed and lucks to go to his secert passage to the outside. "We are save now" said Little Hood "Not. SO. Fast" said the Sheriff of Riften who was standing with a hole army of thalmours and he say "I will finally get pelsure of killing the great Litttle Hood but not worry I will not killer you until I have you draged thought the streets so everone cane sea you humiliated and know what happends to those who cross me" sadi the Sheriff of Riftern.
But they were already runing away "After them" sadi the Sheriff of Riften and the Thalmor camaonder said "charge" and all the thalmor charged at them but lucily they had got on real fast houses that were outrun them. But than there was sirens from the air and otu from the sky came the Dragon police which is made a police car taken from a portal from anontoer dimsion and injected wit dragon DNA by the Thalmor witch cauced it to grow dragon wings and claws to mkae a Dragon SkyCop amnd he woks for the Sheriff of Riften to hunt Little Hood and it is aso said that evil Robocop might drive him. You can hide from the law but not the sky! "You are under areset" said the Dragon Police.
Hongi the Furious said "I will handle this dragon as I am the Dragonborn" but Little Hood said "I thinked you wear by freind but this is my fight" and Hongi the Furious said "But I owe you for saving and helping me" but Little Hood said "I guess you owe me twice now" and he fort the Dragon Police letting Hongi the Furious and Lyida and Esbernie and the Knight and the rest escape.
Will Little Hood surive?
Will Hongi the Furious Save All of Skyrim?
What is Unra Stoneheart up to?
Did Bob Escape?
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To Be Countued...
