Chapter 11: The Collage Mystery and the Dead Women's Curse

Unra Stoneheart and just returneded from the epic assinationed of those fools she was sent too killer in the last chapter and now she was returned to the Dark Brotherhood Sanctory ready to kill again because this is the ting she liked to do moast in live.

But than Astrid came up to her and say "the jester has bean speking to the Night Mothers Body and we think he is planing to desastroy the Dark Brootherhood so you ned to jump in the Night Mother Coffin and listen to what he is say to her" said Asterix. "Ok" said Unra Stoneheart as this was not going to be the thrist or last time she sleep wit a dead body but this was not in sexual way this time.

So Unra Stoneheart whent into teh Night Mothers Coffin and whent to listend to what the crasy Jester has to say ans so the Lester came in and talked to the Coffin saying all kins of giberish trying to get the Night Motheer to speak to hin. but than the Night Mother spoke to Unra Stoneheart!1

"I will not speak to him cause he is not the linser but you are and now spek these words to him "Darkness rises when silence dies"." The Night Mother said to Unra Stoneheart.

S Unra Stoneheart busts out of the Coffin and the Jester said "WAT! IS! THE! MEANING! OF! THIS!?" sand Unra Stoneheart said "I am the one" feeling like Nero from the Matrix films but the Jester say "You are no the One" but than Unra Stoneheart said "Darkness rises when silence dies".

Than the Jestar said "OMG! You! ARE! the! ONE!1" and started doing little dance saying that Unra Stoneheart is the lisner and doing back flips and all kinds of crasy stuff and Unra Stoneheart was think "aah I think this crasy man wants to hump me".

But than Asterix bust thought the door and said "what is all this comtion" and the Jester said "Unra Stoneheart is the lisener! I have found teh linser" and Astrid said "Unpossible! I am the leader hear you lying lester!" but Unra Stoneheart said "It is true the Night Mother spoke to me".

"This is big news I will have to thing about thids for some time" said Asstrid and "go speake to Nazi he will give you a contract" Astrid said again and she whent of tink about what just happned. But all Unra Stoneheart cold think is "I am sooo awsome"

MeanWhile with Alyce

Alyce was in the collage doing mage stuff and than she was aproched by the Nord classmate Onmund and he say that he needs her help cause he gave a family airloon too one of the teachers who is called Enthir and he needs it back. So Alyce axed if he missed his family and he said they were mean to him and he didnt but he still wants the airloom.

So Alyce wheant to the teacher Enither ands askeds him if the Nord student Onmud can have the necklace back but the teach Either said "no he made the deal and now he has to keep to it. I have read the Art of the Deal and I know all lyrics to Get Rich or dye trying so I know all about dreals"

So Alyce tried to buy it of him and he still say no so she tried to puside him and he sill say no. So she say there must be something they cold do and he sent her to get a staff that he lost that was last seen in a fortess of evil.

So Alyce whent there and it was guraed by the seklingtons and she mangice them to deaf. Than she got to the palce were the staff was and it was guard by a evil woman "I will soon have the power to rule the universe" she chakled but Alyce said "not so fast I am hear for tat staff" and they evil women said "yo will never have it! I will killer you!"

So they had epic mage battle with them both using spells and blowing things up and making fire and ice and shock and damage. But Alyce was more magic power and magiced the magic more and wone.

So Alyce took teh staff and whent all the way back ot the Collage and gave it to Either and he say "Than you Alice now you can give it back to your boyfreind" and Alyce said "he's not mah boyfreind". So than Alyce gave Onmund his arlom back but than they had sex anyway cause that is what you do.

Now Alyce had walked out and ran into the Dark Elf student Brelyan Marlon and Brelanyed Marlan said "Alyce you must help mea with an expreint" and she cast spell on Alyce but it turned her Green and into the She Hulk and she whent on a rampage cause of the spell until it worn of. Than Brelan Maylon said "I will have to try tihs agained if that is ok" and Alyce said "ok but becarefuled"

So Breland Marland

Autheros Noters: I really dont know how to spel her name so I will just call her Bre or Mar or Bre Mar from now on cause it is eaiser to rite and I dont have to copy and paste her name cause I am copy and pasting Alyce's name Alyce.

So Bre Mar used spells on Alyce that tunr her into a pregnant cow and than cat and than a hrose and than a eleithant and than a doge and than a giant spider and than a cyberdemon and than a talking fish and than a snakeowman and than back into Alyce the High Elf Mage again. "Lets never speake of thsi spell again" said Alyce and Bre Mar said "yes lets never speAK of it agian".

Than the Kajit mage who is a litle carsy said "Alyce I need you to test some spel scross on sme undead zombie pepole it should make them explod" so Alyce tok them and promise dshe whould.

Than Alyce was told to get books from lieberry but the orc liebarian said "those booksed wear stoled and yo ned to get back" and pointed to where they were taken. So Alyce whent to were they were and there were many evil maged about.

Alyce had also buyed some real cool Phenderix Magic World spells from the Phenderix Magic Sailsman at the Collage Lieberry before she left.

So Alyce did an epice wizards duel like something from Harry Potter or Fullmetal Achlmist or Heartic 1 witch is a pretty cool game but also hard but I still play it now and again caus ti is one of the old classics.

So Alyce was freezing some mages and buring them or shocking them and they were tyring to shock or burn or freeze her and she kill some of them. Than she got to the main area and kill loads of evil mages and snet them to mage hell.

Than she got to an aea wit lots of pepole in cages and she let them go run free and back in to thw wild agian. Than she got to the dugne rea and killed all the bad mages there and found guy in cage and he said the he was fromth e mage collage but he was kidnaped by bad mages and they were going to do experiment on him.

"This is bad nuse" said Alyce and he Said "It real is thnak for safeing me from evil" and than they whent on a reall rampage killing loads of evil magaes and seklintons and zombies but he is uselss and keeps almost dyeing.

Than they got to main area were the evil woman mage who runeds this palce is living and she said "who are you to kill all my dudes and wy" and Alyce say "who arrr yo" but the woman said "names are worthless and for weak mortals I called the caller" and Alyce said "but you don have a phone" and the Caller said "ver funy now why arre you hear" an d Alyce say "I am hear for th ebooks you took from the libary".

"You kill all my dudes for books fine you can have them just give me that man there I want him as a test subject and a sex slave" and Alyce agreed buy it dint not matter cause she had given him a secrete escaep the he cold use to get out and that would not be traced backe to Alyce.

So Alyce tok the books and leafed and than met the guy she saved and also traded to evil caller and they walked along the main road and Alyce thinked she might slep with him cause he is another High Elf but than a gaint bird came and grabed him and flew of with him. So Alyce than realsed that he is usless so she is no longer into him.

Than a guy ran up to her ans said "those pepole you let out of the cages are realy evil vampires and now they are atacke a villaged" but Alyce cold not deal with that right now cause that is not collage of winterhelms job and she just thinked that they were not bad girls and infact good girls that where being held hostage.

Than Alyce came back to the Collage and gave the Orc Libarin the books and he said good job but the evil thalmor gut whanted to spek with Alyce! What cold he want find out next chapter!

To Be Countued...