Teaser III

Disclaimers I don't own Kono Suba or Isekai Quartet or any of the other anime properties, but I do own How I Saved Satan's Daughter in Another World, but you guys already knew that.

But, I'm positive that a lot of you guys didn't know today's the day we celebrate 20 years of LINKIN PARK, meaning that these last 20 + years of my life have been both awesome, sad, and the reason why I never had a girlfriend in highschool, though I am now 90% certain the reason was because I was that one emo kid who was true to himself, but we still live in a society were reputation matters more, which is pretty bad.

Now to the story.

It's been weeks since Art had stayed in this strange world, and during that time he's had frequent visits from not on Jibril, but also Iwasawa and the members of Girls DeMo.

During this time, Art' learned that while there's a school where everyone from different world go to, for the majority their friends don't attend school as much as he does.

When asked why, Jibril stated that she could learn a lot more just by hanging around with him since he had wifi and the ability to create whatever he wanted if he had the right parts.

As for Iwasawa, she responded in perfect English that 'We don't need no education', to which Art chuckled and accepted as they practiced their music in what they call California Avenue, or the shopping plaza Art had repurposed to fit as his own home.

Though that isn't to say that his days were entirely peaceful, in fact Art had to fight the cyber shadow monster on a daily and what he appropriately called mini bosses every so often, like how he killed a slime monster last Tuesday, or how he had finished killing a winter shogun.

Still if not for his daily battles, he wouldn't meet the last member of his circle of friends, who thankfully spoke some English, and her name was Minori Koganuma.

"Phew, that was a pain in the ass to deal with today" sighed Art as he was dragging himself with his rifle being dragged behind in his left hand as he entered inside his new home.

"You sure you don't want me to back you up, I'm more capable than I look" said Minori with a smile as she was openly reading BL manga next to Jibril, who was studying the importance of Microsoft.

"According to Hisako when she and her friends faced those things, it consumed and changed their friends forever, and given how they're immortal, I don't want to think what would happen to a regular mortal. No offense" said Art as he plopped himself on a bean bag chair.

"None taken, though honestly I do find it weird how they only seem to come here, almost as if they were looking for something" said Minori as Art could take the subtle hint she was most likely referring to him.

"I get it, I'm the cause of all these attacks, but hey I can at least argue that me being here is keeping them from going out and attacking everyone else in town" said Art.

"I'm not quite sure about that" said Jibril, "What makes you say that" asked Art, "Well it seems that just last week, our school was attack by a giant robot spider called the Destroyer" said Jibril.

"You know what, I do recall Shinichi mentioning something like that to me, but I didn't know if he was telling the truth" said Minori.

"Wait, rewind for a minute, what is this Destroyer you 2 are talking about and why do I feel like these is going to either lead us to discovering a vault with untold riches, after we kill a big ass scary monster" said Art as Minori looked at him as Jibril rolled her eyes.

"If you're going to ask us if we're going to face up against Handsome Jack next or that if you could volunteer for the Doppelganger program, than I'm sorry Art, but that's a different Destroyer than what we're talking about" said Jibril.

"Hey, I'd make a great Handsome Doppelganger" said Art, "Hold on what are you 2 talking about now" asked Minori, "We're talking about the Destroyer that some students faced and destroyed last week, before we started talking about Art's man crush on Handsome Jack" said Jibril as the word 'Man crush' peaked Minori's interest.

"Art I never knew you swung that way" said Minori as she got up in his face, "Hey, never asked so I saw no point in telling, tee-hee entendre" sassed Art.

"Tell me Art, are you the Seme type or the Uke type" asked Minori, "I'll leave that to your imagination, now what's this about their being a destroyer" asked Art.

Hey, what you guys talking about asked Iwasawa, We were talking about how if Art was either and Uke or Seme and honestly he said I was free to imagine what I want gushed Minori.

I'm sorry, what are you guys talking about asked Hisako as Iwasawa looked at Art before raising a brow, Irie was blushing, and Sekine just gave out a surprised 'huh' look.

We were originally talking about the Destroyer that came to the school last week and how 4 students single handedly took it down by themselves, before Minori was further asking Art of his sexual preference to men and women alike said Jibril.

Well it's not really our business to ask someone their preference or sexual orientation if they don't feel comfortable about it, however we could add in our 2 cents on the Destroyer said Iwasawa.

You guys saw the Destroyer too asked Jibril, Kinda hard to not notice a big ass robo spider destroying the school said Iwasawa.

As they all continued to chat, Art was left their standing and listening and maybe getting one word every so often, but even then, he kinda wished he learned how to speak Japanese.

So the Destroyer attacking the school and the attack of those shadow monsters here, are proof that they're not only attacking Art, but all of us said Hisako, But the question remains why said Minori, before realizing they had left Art out for too long.

"Sorry about that Art, we were just discussing the significance of the Destroyer and these shadow monsters attack have nothing to do with you" said Jibril.

"Well that's good to know" said Art with a smile, "Yeah, but that still leaves a lot of questions that are left unanswered" said Minori.

"Speaking of unanswered questions, I've got a crazy idea involving me taking a trip back home in order to find my friends" said Art.

"Hold on, are you saying that you found a way to return back to your world" asked Jibril, "No nothing like that, I meant returning back to my home state, California" said Art.

Hey what's Art talking about asked Iwasawa, He's talking about returning back to California, that is if there's a California said Minori.

"Art are you certain there's a place for you to return back and call home, I mean we don't even know how this world works and functions in its entirety" said Jibril, "More so we don't even know if there's a California or an America in this world, also why California" asked Minori.

"I figured since that's my best bet since during my many private conversations with Samantha, she mentions that her view point and strong influence version on for her to rule Hell and how people view Hell and Satanism was based on LaVey's Satanism which was founded and still run in the City, that is San Francisco, and I figured I need to make some sort of connection with Satan's daughter so I figure I go to the church there and hope something might happen" explained Art.

"Besides now that I know I'm not the main cause for weirdly destructive and dangerous things here, I can finally move on and not feel entirely responsible, especially since the people at the school are certified badasses" said Art.

"Before we talk about how crazy that idea is, can we talk about how you privately talk with Satan's daughter, even though she's in a relationship with her boyfriend, on top of having a beyond flirtatious relationship with a woman name Abby and you sleep with a werewolf named Echo" said Minori.

"When you word it like that, you make me sound like a harem MC you either love cause he ain't a fuck boy or hate cause he's an unrelatable shag whore" said Art.

"So you've been considering to leave and for a while now" asked Jibril, "I got to find my friends, and who knows, maybe they're in the same situation like me where they're in some neighborhood fighting on a daily waiting for their hero to rescue them" said Art as he was well aware that Samantha and the other a Generals were more than capable, he was more worried for people like Mervin, Lord Hector, and more important little Eliza.

"Well if you plan to go out and find your friends, mind if I tag along with you" asked Jibril, "But wouldn't your friends worry about you" asked Art.

"Honestly, so long as I'm not committing mass genocide, they're ok with whatever or wherever I go, plus I get the feeling you might need an excellent translator" said Jibril, "Alright fair enough, thanks Jibril" said Art.

Throughout their whole time while the 2 talked, Minori made sure to translate and keep the members of Girls DeMo in the loop, who wanted to voice their opinion.

Tell him that we're joining him said Iwasawa, Are you sure Iwasawa asked Irie, We got nothing better to do than practice, plus I'm sure that Yuri wouldn't mind us if we were gone doing our own thing, plus some of the greatest musicians are from California.

"Hm, well it seems that Iwasawa and the others are in and joining you in on this adventure of yours" said Minori as the girls only nodded in agreement.

"Well tell them I appreciate the company" said Art, He said thanks said Minori as everyone seemed pumped up and ready to do whatever it is Art was planning to do.

"But wait, isn't California all the way across the Pacific Ocean" asked Jibril, "Once we hit the nearest harbor or pear, we grab ourselves the biggest boat available and continue from there" said Art.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we traveled by plane or something else like that" asked Minori, "Hell no, we're making this journey by foot, vehicle or by boat, but no planes" said Art.

"Why not" asked Jibril, "Cause I'm afraid of heights, and to that extent flying" said Art, You know we could be traveling for months once we hit the ocean, I hope you know that right" said Minori.

"Ain't no shame in backing out, but that's my final say on the matter, no planes, no helicopters, no jets, nothing that keeps me more than 6 feet off the ground" said Art.

"Sigh, do you at least know how to navigate on a ship" asked Minori, "No idea to be honest" said Art.

"Then I guess I should tag along as well, under the condition that you let me aid you in whatever problems we'll face head on from now on" said Minori, "Sounds like a fair trade" said Art.

Days later

Eventually after gathering up the needed supplies for not only their adventure but to make them a bus, they eventually made it on the western coast, where they notice that there were plenty of boats they could repurpose to make their own.

After making them something big and sturdy enough to deal with 500 foot tall tsunami waves, the group of friends set off to sea towards California, to look for Art's friends and maybe a way for all of them to return back home.

Unknown to them and everyone else back at the school, there was an omnipotent being who's gaze never faltered or looked away at any of them since he was the one responsible for bringing them all here.

As he sat on a space like throne with the galaxy behind him, purple clouds at his feet, and a portal with a birds eye on everyone, but especially to those who could be proven to be a thorn on his side, such as Ainz, Subaru, Sora, Shiro, Otonashi, Touya, Shinichi, Naofumi, and to an extent Seiya.

But the ones he had his eyes on the longest was no other than Tanya, and now Art because of what he intends to do, that is if not what he hopes to gain and accomplish with the help of one person he thinks is more than capable in fitting that bill, and that is Kazuma.

"Soon my child, I shall make you an offer you can't resist" said Being X as he let out an almighty laugh as if he had already won.

Wow so there was a lot of info to dump in right there, especially since I do have something big plan involving Being X, especially now that he has his eyes on Kazuma, along with every main character to each of these animes we all love and follow.

So yeah that was the last teaser and update until we get our Christmas update, so I'll see you guys in a few months alright, but until then be sure to fave and follow if you liked it, but if you got questions or want to leave me your thoughts those are always welcome in the review section or hell even PM me if you must.

This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3