Chapter 13: Dark Brotherhood Contracts and Little Hood Returns

Authores Notes: I forgot to ad some parts to chapter 11 so they are now in a flashback!

Unra Stoneheart was remembered that time when she was given the contract to kill the pepole she is going to go and kill.

Flashback

Unra Stoneheart had told Astrid about the fact that the Night Mother told her to go and talk to an person in a place.

Than Unra Stoneheart whent to speak to Nazi to get teh contract and he say "you are to kill an vampire and theh worst bard in Skyrim who is a Orc" and than Unra Stoneheart thinked and said "I thinked that Bob was the worst Bard in Skyrim" and he said "yeah he might be but he is protected by teh Dragonborn and also he is too funny to be that bad" and Unra Stoneheart luthed "yeah true Silly Bob lol".

Than Unra Stoneheart whent to the jester and talked to him "Oh the Might Mother have spoken to yo and that means you are the lisner! Oh my! Oh hooray!" the jester said and sated prancing of but than Unra Stoneheart said "wait! I never got your name".

So the Jester sayd "My name is Cicero" and Unra Stoneheart said "Oh like the Roman Senator" but than Cicero got mad and said "NO! Not the Roman Senator I am Cicero the Jester! Don't get my confused wit that man I am nothing like him" and he stromed and stormed off.

End of Falshback

Now Unra Stoneheart was going to kill the vampire who livers in a mill called half moon mill or somthing like that. So she steaked in there in the day wear the vampires are ansleep in there coofins and she craped down stars and drove a snake thought Hern's Hart and he woke and screamed as blood went everwear like in a Hammer Horror film.

Than his wife woke up and atakced but Unra Stoneheart held i a holy symovla and Hen held her gands over her face and hissed. Than Unra Stoneheart blew a whole in teh wall and let the sunlight in witch turned that vampire woman innto dust.

Than Unra Stoneheart went to the inn wear the bad Orc bard Lurbuk was gonna to pefrom and she was think "he surley cant be that bad. Bob the Bard is much worse he hast to be cayse he is silly Bob". Than Unra Stoneheart whent whent and talked to him.

"Another fan come to hear me play" say Lurbuck and Unra Stoneheart said "Sure play me a song of death and fear" and Lurrbok "well let's me thinked" and he sang

"Shadows creep, and... and phantoms leap! A man got... he got scared. And the demons dared! To um... visit upon him all which they feared!"

Than took him to the top of the thorat of the world and made him pefrom it again and than did an epic exercution like those videos were pepole kiled the Adoring Fan in Oblvion and this was "Triumphant Execution of Lurbuk the Bad Bard" and she videod it wit her magic and than sent copys to the Dank Brotherhood who all gave it good ratings.

Than she tracked down down the Orc bards bodi witch had bean shot of the moutain and was now all the way down in Riverwood. Than Unra Stoneheart riped out his voice box and had it buried next to Mankar Camoran

Auther's Note: Do you think that in the Skyrim Universe Mankar Camoran is the ansteer of the David Camoran or James Camoran? This cold bea an intresting theroyed that I thinked of. By the way this is mah theory do not steal!

Anyway so Unra Stoneheart fulfiled her contract again and got money and got payed.

Now Back With the Brave Gallant Outlaw Hero Little Hood

Little Hood had bean loked in jail and was now in the big house or in this case tower on deivls island which is the midle of the deaf see and surpunded by armed guards. It was the thalmor wo are teh evil Elves who got him thouh this time and not the Sheriff of Riftem but Little Hood cold stil escape.

But tat whould only bea the star of it cause the walters were ful of man easting sharks and sea monstars that cold kil a man a milon times and still back for moar. So Little Hood had to think quickly and he did he rubbed his hands until they were saw and sawed a chair in half. To Halfs make a hole and so he jimp thought the hole and shotued until his voice is horse and got on the horse an ran away.

Than the evil elf guards sawed this and shoted "stop the outlaw" and they ran ate him. The horse Little Hood had stoled jumped onto a boat and waited for him. Than Little Hood swashbuckled the gaurds wit his expert skills killing some and mkaing the overs pain. Than he cat a rope and swang form it ont a ship witch had the horse on it. They than sailed to saftey.

Little Hood arived in Riftern Harber in diguise as a poor horse salesman in order to avoi the wikced Sheiff of Riftern. Than Little Hood entard the city center after selling the horse to the horse master. Than Little Hood entered the Theifs Guild thought the seacrate entrance that only he new about and is top seceate and scure.

Than Little Hood held council wit his Merry Men and as they spole Big Jim broke some bad news "Jadro'Ra is the dead" and Little Hood cold not belive it "how cold this bee he had found a new life away from being a theif working for a mage woman! and he was only two days away from retrimeanet for teh guild" Little Hood raged with sad.

"It was the the Sheriff of Riften that killered I supose" said the Dark elf rougre but Tenkith say "not it was not he was killed by some bad wizard men who are doing evial resarch" said Tenkith. "Then we must track them down and take our venagence" swore Little Hood but Preist Nuck burped "even though this is a somber quest wer should not forgot to have good drink and cheer" he said cause he is all about drinking and eating and warshipinh the nine divines. THey all agred and went to do dearing doo.

So they headed to the lands to of the North Skyrim and on the way there always found plenty of time to sing and stop at inns for artery contests and good roundds of beer and largor.

On the way there they stoped at Whiterun were a fair maden who worked at on of the Market stools caled Ysolda whanted a manoth tusk and so Little Hood gave her one. Than whent they had gone somone said who was that kind hansome stranger who gave that woman a good bone. But Ysolda new as she had a note that said it was from Little Hood and she say that is the case and everone cheered "three cheers for Little Hood"

From that day on Ysolda whould dream and fantise about that tall and hansome dashing rouge Little Hood!

So they arived at the Collage of Winterhold wear the Mage who there theif cat friend was frineds wit and working for lived. So they had to find a way to get in and talk to her but the woman at the netrance sayed they cold not as they are not maged. So they have to find a way...butt how? Find out next chapter

To Be Countued...