Chapter 14: Forbiden Legend, Forbiden Lore, Forbiden Love!
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Also known as "Little Hood and Alyce Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Little Hood and his Merry Men saw the giant floating collage and newed that they had to get in tere but the did not no any spelleds. So this whould bea a challanged ut Little Hood was never scared of anything.
So Little Hood and his Merry Men whent to the bottem of the Collage of Winterholm and used graberling hooks to climb up the cide of the floting rock that it is a on top off. Than they did the roap claiming where you cliam a rope like expert firemen and amy goys.
Than they got to the top and arrived at the Collage of Winterholm and stealthed into the lieberry and ran into Oliva who told them that it was the mage Aylce who had spoke to the Theif Cat Mage lst before he was the dead.
"M'lady, my I ask where can I find Alyce?" axed Little Hood and Oliva told him that Alyce was locking for the fragments of a powerful necklace used by the evil sons of an evil nord kinged and she told them wear the ruins of the necklaces arr and also wear the bad wizard pepole that Alyce is loking to fight of the mising pages are.
So Little Hood thanked her and he and his Merry Men left in epice stlyed.
So soon Little Hood and his Merry Men wear riddin thought the contruycide on there merry way singing there merry songs.
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
They were loking fore the mage Alyce who they herd was the last person top spek with their poor dead cat guy. So they had to find her. She whould bea at the Geirmund's Hall dungeon witch is near Riftern and is hundreds of miles away from the collage but Little Hood news how to travel fast.
So they got there and went down the deeep well witch is fool of water and there found Alyce who is in a room wear there is a puzzel that she id trying to solve. "May I help you" charmed Little Hood ad kised her finger. She was glad to have the help of the dashing rouge and the solved the puzzel wit the help of Alyce Magic and Little Hoods wits and Merry Men.
Than after they fort thought halls of undeadf viking guys kiling them and defating them to deaf. Little Hood was shoting them wit his archey skills and Big Gim was hittem them wit his staf and Preist Nuck was using anti undead spels and Tenkith was putting bombs down their pants and the Dark Elf Rouge was using back stabs and Alyce was using epic kill spells.
Soon they killed all the Undead viking gots and came to one the evil undead sons and he rose up and did epice battle wit them. He was dupilcating himslef and thy did not know what won was teh real one and theh had to figure it pout.
Too make matter sworse the undead dude kep replicating more zombines and evil things. His copyes also cold make attacks at the good guts so this mad the battled evant harder. They soon they began to figure out who the reel one was and did damage agfaint him. But they steal had to figuree out werat the real oned was apreaing.
Soon the did and so Little Hood shot a thousand arrows and Alyce epice spells and Preist Nuck power ful holy spells and Big Jim used his reall big stick and Tenkiuth used sassy catman skills and Dark Elf dude used his deaf nifes. It was to much damage and they kiled the main bad goy of this dungeon.
Big Jim Little Johns grandson, Preist Nuck who was the grandson of Fryer Tuck and was a priest a temple of Kinereth, Tenkith a Kajit theif and a Dark elf rougre
Than Alyce picked up the necklace fragment and sayed "we have sucseeded the mission" and they all sayed "YEAH!" and did a jump like in a heroic group in a cool adventure Anime. But than Alyce said "but we have to now go to that place were you have to combine all the necklaces into one" and so they headed of to go there.
And on the way Little Hood and his Merry Men made song to match their sprit.
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
He called the greatest archers
To a tavern on the green,
They vowed to help the people of Skyrim,
They handled all the trouble
On the Nirn country scene,
And still found plenty of time to sing.
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
So they got to that place and found a claw on the dead bodie of a guy witch opned the dors to the chamber and they ignored the ominus note of warning on the ded body. Than Alyce used the ther claw she had to open the final dor.
"It's action time" said Tenkith and they arived at the main alter and Alyce used the necklace fragments on the alter but than the three evil unded dudes she had killered in the dungeons came back to live as goasts and atacked.
This was an evan moar epic battle cause they had to fiight 3 rounds of evil undead goast undead vikings who atacked in waves. Firlst it was teh guy from the ruins that Alyce whent into as part of her collage lesion. She attacked it wit some epic spells while Little Hood and his Merry Men used their speicl abillyites.
Than after he was the killered it was the guy from the other dungeon and he brought with him some heavy arm power but the Merry Men atcked wit epicness and Alyces speels overwealmed him and he was also killered.
Than it was the evil one form the pervious dungeon in this chapter and he still had evil clones but they did not full for this trick again and found the real one and killeted him with thweir combined streignth.
Than a goast guy apreaed and made the necklace one agian and gave it to Alyce but she found that it just had some realy lame encharment and was not as epice as the legends described. But Little Hood told "it is not about the reward m'lady but the journey and the friends you make along the way" and Alyce sighed "that is true" and they all made good cheer and drink.
Than they had to seek out the lost pages and destroy the evil magic guys who had stoled them witch turned out to be reel easy.
So they went to the difrrent pages
Mage of Destruction
The Mage of Desturction was on the top of a tower on top of a moutan and he was all like "roar roar roar! I am the Mage of Destruction all neil to my destuctive power" but Alyce shot him with an attack spel and Little Hood wit a load of arrows so he fel of the towar and than the moutain falling a total of fiteen miles to the ground. So they had take the page of his splated dead body.
Mage of Conjuration
The Mage of Conjuration was on the ritual stone of the ritual making evil Zombies and stuff but she "I am am the confuation mage obey me mah evil dead servents" she yell and Aylce and Little Hood and his merry men came and destroyed her and her severnts.
Mage of Restoration
The Mage restroratiion was in the docks of Windhelm haning out wit evil criminals but they fort him and took the battle outside so the gaurds delt wit him and killered him.
Mage of Alteration
Than it was the mage of Alterationed and her army of evil famrer cultists like in some kind of lovecraft story but wit out the evil god creature. So they fort them and beat them up and kiled them causr they are just farmers and Alyce used a damage spell on her and Robin Hood an arrow and Big Jim a pitchfork.
At last hey came to the Mage of Illusion who is on a ship and they found his ded body in a cage neked to a fisherman with the page on it and tok them all back to Oliva and she said "good job" bit she held up the ilsusion page and said "it's fake"
So they had to go back to the goast ship that is a shiprek and there the fisherman said "haha I am the reel Mage of Ilussiton! Now you al dye" and but Little Hood said "no we just killered you wit epice attacks and spells" and he the reel mage of illsuon said "Wait what! That not even make sense!" but than he exploded to deaf.
So the tok back the pages and Alyce go the reard and Little Hood reveanged to deaf of hid cat feind. So than they wheant to the bar and had good cheer and loads of drink.
Big Jim was a big drinker and Tenkith had lots of drink and catnip and the Dark Elf had ston dark elf bear to drink. Preist Nuck had loads of food and drink cause he is a big drinker and eater he was eating chicken legs and than throwing them over hsi sholder and drinking big mugs of ale. Than Alyce and Little hood got a room and had great sax all night long.
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