Once a NEET always a NEET 15

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Also if anyone knows if they added Isekai Quartet yet within the archive yet when writing fic's please tell me, along with if anyone cares at this point if I should move that story there or not.

One more thing, since there was some minor controversial buzz on the Christmas Special, like seriously guys calm down about seeing these best/lead girls getting their freak on with Kazuma, especially those who felt butt hurt for Subaru thinking he was a cucked victim, which he wasn't since he would've at least been present or be sent of video of Kazuma's actions of what he did in order to offend him, more so I think the rule of thumb is that the person had to be romantically involved and as far as I know, he has no romantic feelings for Rem, but more importantly that chapter isn't canon to begin with, so please chill and just learn to enjoy the story from here.

Speaking of, to the story.

It was killing him, knowing that their friendship with Kazuma had to end for his own good, because of what, they were being hunted down by the school and all those who had pledged loyalty to the shady faculty.

More so Naofumi couldn't be the one to tell Kazuma in person, instead they chose to volunteer Touya, who said he was not only upset about it, but Subaru got involved as well and wounded up getting his ass kicked in the process.

Even though he was a little upset with Touya for knocking Kazuma down, he forgives him, and hope to someday earn back Kazuma's forgiveness as he had hoped to have never inflicted this level of betrayal towards anyone who he held dear to him, since it was a terrible feeling he knows too well.

Leaning his back against the wall to brood, no one had dared to bother Naofumi as he didn't want to be disturbed, even with a small scouting party to keep a watchful distance of Kazuma's well being was what's keeping them updated.

"Think we should tell him how Kazuma nearly died a while ago if not for his blue haired girlfriend" asked Hinata, "We can tell him later once he calms down, right now we've got an important meeting going on" said Otonashi as they all walked towards a big meeting table for the occasion.

"Alright guys, it took us a while to decrypt the memory card left to us by Takeyama, but if the information he and Demiruge had gathered are to be true, then we've just solved the answer to a potential dangerous situation on our hands" said Yuri as she was revealing photos of the Destroyer, and bills for parts to the machine that was under the school funding.

More so the principal was shown signing these checks and handing it to a mysterious, and very sexy red head woman.

"Who's that hottie right there" said Fujimaki as all the single guys began to ogle the red haired beauty, as close up shots and face shots gave a better look as to who she is.

"We don't know, all we do know is that she's been living inside the Destroyer and what's been maintaining repairs to that thing for the first and second time around" said Yuri as she began to play the next slide.

"All we know is that she's been fixated on attacking the school, for something or someone" said Yuri.

"So we don't know then" asked Linze, "Unfortunately, however I think what we should be focusing is on the why of this aspect, why is the school funding for someone to repair this destructive machine, and play innocent afterwards like they had nothing to do with it" said Yuri.

"Well is we look back and think about it, the Destroyer has appeared on 2 occasions, during which we were all under the false impression during these 'important' and 'mandatory' events with the vague promise of being sent back home" said Sora.

"More so, we were all pretty much divided and more focused on other matters that kept us divided amongst ourselves" said Shiro.

"Whoa this is starting to get into conspiracy theory territory here" said Fujimaki, "We are trying to solve the biggest conspiracy theory that's proven to be true, though we're not getting closer as to what the answer is, the big picture, the goal, the why to all of this" said Yuri.

"Well if know that those assholes at the school are the ones responsible for all the giant broken bucket of bolts lying outside in the school field, I say we should charge in and put an end to this" said Noda.

"Um hold on, aren't we forgetting that they have leverage on some of our friends here, I mean they can threaten to execute them at any given moment" said Stephanie.

"Well Takeyama is immortal like the rest of us, so we don't really have to worry about him" said Naoi, "But that still leaves Demiruge who's still at danger here" said Yuri.

"Crap things are getting so complicated for no apparent reason" said Hinata, "There's gotta be reason to all of this, there's no way the teachers here could be merely doing this for shits and giggles right" said Elze.

Needless to say, Elze statements left the room so silent that they could hear the rats crawling about, since given the nature as to who the teaching staff consisted of, her statement came off ironic.

"Honestly if that is the case then I'm gonna enjoy every minute I'll be spending sending their asses to hell and back" said Naofumi as he decided to join the meeting at long last.

"While I won't rule the thought of it out, we should remain level headed here, besides having to deal with the teaching staff, if what Shinichi and Touya said are true, we now have to worry about the school's new discipline committee" said Yuri.

"I've seen their committee, if it mainly consists of those ding dongs and phony heroes than all we got to worry about is just the teaching staff" said Naofumi.

"Well if you had been present earlier, you'd know that the discipline committee has gotten significantly bigger and under new leadership of Tanya and her men, and she's not going to be a pushover" said Yuri.

"No matter, we shouldn't have to retreat and cower here, and betray our friend in what's probably in a darker moment and place than he originally was" said Naofumi.

"Well don't we have some good news for you big guy" said Yuri as Naofumi looked at her.

"While you were right that after Touya here broke the news to Kazuma, he was just about ready to hang himself" said Sora as Naofumi's eyes popped out of his head.

"What" exclaimed Naofumi, "Calm down, everything's alright thanks to his girlfriend with the blue hair from coming back home just to save him, and if what our intel said is true, they're happily sleeping together, in a PG manner mind you" said Stephanie.

Hearing this got Naofumi to relax, but also got him thinking as to how out of all the people to have saved him, it was the blue haired one, since according to Kazuma when he asked about his roommates, he sounded really resentful towards her out of everyone.

"Right, let's conclude today's meeting for now while we discuss of a plan as to how we're going to not only take on the school, but save our friends, and I do mean all of them" said Yuri as she looked at Naofumi towards the last one.

Everyone began to disperse, with only Touya, Sora, Shiro, Petralka, Shinichi, Otonashi and Yuri staying behind to talk about battle strategies, while Naofumi stood there having comfort knowing Kazuma is safe for now, before taking part in the battle strategy to be.

At the Satou household

What felt like an eternity of pain and loneliness, was now but almost gone.

Granted, Kazuma felt he could never trust anyone ever again, well almost anyone.

Right now laying next to him, as they stare at each other face to face with the moon light laminating them, Kazuma just stared at Aqua's still slumbering face, the same face he hope to never had looked as she was the one always pushing him towards his breaking points.

Now, now it is the sight of comfort and love, the sight of which he wants to protect and hold dearly and tell her that she's valued a lot by the last guy she'd ever thought of having feelings that wasn't of pity or snide.

Eventually Aqua woke up as she slowly opened her eyes to see that Kazuma had been looking at her the whole time.

"Have you been awake this whole time and just watched me sleep" yawned Aqua, "Yeah" Kazuma said bluntly.

"You know that's like super creepy NEET" said Aqua as Kazuma began to frown, before Aqua let out a laugh.

"Seriously, we're going back to that derogatory nickname again" Kazuma said unamused how Aqua practically ruined the moment.

"Sorry, just use to calling you that" said Aqua, "Well find something else to call me, cause seriously I think you should've figured out by now that I hate being called that" said Kazuma.

"Ok, ok, no need to get all butt hurt" said Aqua as Kazuma continued to frown at her.

Moving herself even closer to Kazuma with her face just inches from his, Kazuma's frown soften in place of a blush as he was trying to avoid making eye contact.

"You know, if you want me to stop calling you NEET, then you better promise me to never call me useless, and you don't even have to commit to be one of my followers" said Aqua.

"Ok, then sounds fair" said a still nervous Kazuma before his nerves calmed down with Aqua kissing him again.

"However you better start committing to making me happy by other means" said Aqua with a smile as Kazuma smiled back.

While they still remained in bed, the watching party, Garius, Raphtalia, Filo, Yusa, Oyama, and Yae, saw everything that had been going on, and commented in their own way.

"Tee hee, Kazuma kissed a girl" said Filo in a sing song manner, "Actually the girl kissed him" corrected Garius before looking back with what some might say with envy.

"Definitely we have to send the word back to Naofumi of how things are transpiring for Kazuma" Raphtalia said with a warm smile as she came to care for Kazuma almost as much as Naofumi.

As the group continued to spy on them, back in the room, Aqua began to pull something out underneath Kazuma's bed.

"What's that you got there" asked Kazuma, "A little something I dug out from the trash" said Aqua as it was the scrap book containing the photos of everyone and all the memories they had made.

"I don't want it" said Kazuma as he looked away from it, "What you're gonna say that after all the hard work your girlfriend had put into repairing the thing" said Aqua.

"No, I appreciate the gesture, but I don't want to be reminded of these… 'people' and how they mistreated and used my trust" said Kazuma.

"But I thought you were cool now after I saved you from killing yourself" said Aqua, "I'm only cool with you and you alone, I could care less about anyone else, and with that being said I don't intend to go back to school ever again" said Kazuma.

"Seriously, I am not going to leave to school everyday knowing that my boyfriend is going to remain the one thing he doesn't want me to call him, well guess what if you don't even consider to go back to school starting next week, then I'll go back to calling you a NEET" ranted Aqua as this irked Kazuma.

"Hey, there are other things I can do with my time while we're here alright" said Kazuma as his words had merit.

"Hmpf, then I expect you to get your butt back to work ASAP if you want me to still make you a hot meal and clean up after you alright" sassed Aqua, "Then I expect you to wake me up with a kiss every morning and be ready to move in with me once I become store manager" sassed back Kazuma.

"Fine" said Aqua with a pout, "Fine" said Kazuma as he stuck his tongue out.

Funny enough they only remained upset with each other for a minute, before Aqua finally crawled out of bed.

"Well, I'm off to cook us some dinner tonight, do you want to join us in the living room or would you like to eat here in your room" asked Aqua, "I'm not ready to face the others yet" said Kazuma.

"Alright" said Aqua as she picked up her boots and hummed her way out the door as Kazuma remained in bed thinking over whats he gonna do with his life now.

Alright guys, we got one more chapter in, and a lot more to go, I know I had like a plan set during the January 5th update, but shit happens in your life, ya know.

Until then guys, leave me your thoughts as to the stories progression so far, where do you think I'm going to be taking the direction of this story, or whatever you know.

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This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3