Once a NEET always a NEET: Sit Down
Disclaimers I don't own Isekai quartet, Kono Suba, or any of the other listed properties that has or will be mentioned, except for How I Saved Satan's Daughter in Another World.
Sitting on some Hollywood style actors only chairs were the main cast to the Isekai Quartet series as they were all dressed in formal evening attire as the lights began to shine upon them.
"Hey guys, welcome to the behind the scenes of Isekai Quartet, you guys already know me as Subaru" introduced the broke Immortal, "Greetings everyone, Ainz is in the house" said the master of the Nazarick Tomb.
"Hey everyone, your favorite killer little girl here" greeted Tanya with a peace sign, "And last but not least you got your main character Kazuma" said Kazuma nonchalantly.
"So as you guys know, our Humble Narrator usually writes with his emotions and has only added the list of characters from other anime's to either help fill in the character and for fan service in between" said Subaru.
"Well we like to tell you guys all the other anime properties and even manga to that extent that he's considered" said Kazuma.
"Starting with the Isekai centered one's, which all may or may not have a chance to join us still, so consider us green lighting the possibility" said Tanya.
Inuyasha
It seems that when it came to dealing with Shikon Jewel, that it's always going to be a challenge to destroy, while at the same time anyone evil or foolish enough to harness it's destructive power would relish to the thought.
However given the cast of colorful characters we already had in store, it came to no surprise that it got only destroyed into shards, but at least someone got a taste of its power.
"Now all of you gutless maggots, drop and give me infinity" yelled a very mad, very power hungry Tanya as she sought the jewel to claim what was rightfully hers.
"Ainz, what the hell man, I thought we could trust you to take care of it" said Kazuma, "Honestly, I would've never anticipated Tanya to have taken it from me and used it for her own destructive purposes" said Ainz.
"Well regardless of how it happened, right now we got a little girls going mad with power, and I think it's safe to say that our best course of action is to put her down" said Inuyasha as he pointed the Tetsusaiga towards Tanya.
"Listen, I want nothing more than to live my life a little better knowing that little devil will be permanently out of our lives, but at the same time I know a lot of our friends will be sad and will be majorly depressed about it" said Kazuma.
"Well tough titties" said Inuyasha as he began to charge into battle, "Sit!" shouted Kagome as Inuyasha fell face first into the ground.
"I swear, you see a group of people who want to help their friend and your answer is to kill them, I swear" said Kagome, "Well excuse me for wanting to recollect these shards again from falling into the wrong hands" said Inuyasha.
"I find myself oddly agreeing with the demon hybrid to kill our demon transformed friend" said Aqua as she was ready to cast a spell for the occasion, before Kazuma walked up and bopped her on the head.
"Don't you get any funny ideas too" said Kazuma, "So mean" cried Aqua, "Hmm, and here I thought you were a brute" commented Sango.
"What me a brute, I'm the picture definition of a gentlemen" said Miroku as he nonchalantly groped Sango, resulting in him getting slapped, "You're still scoundrel and a lecher" said Sango with a tic mark over her head.
"Whatever, you still love me. Hey beautiful, want to go back to my place and bare me a child" said Miroku as he walked up and groped Darkness this time.
"Kya, you brute, to boldly walk up and fondle my bosom with no hesitation, truly you are a lustful beast who wants nothing more than to have none stop baby making cream pie sex till the break of dawn" said Darkness with a perverted and anticipated lust.
"Guilty as charge" said Miroku, "Ooh, fine so long as you promise not to lay a hand on any other woman besides me" said Darkness.
"I would never cheat on a bombshell like you babe" said Miroku with a flirtatious smile, before he got knocked over the head by Sango, using Megumin's staff.
"Thank you" said Sango, "Don't mention it" said Megumin as she took her staff back.
"Hey guys, I think now we should really focus on how we're going to save the major" said Victoriya, "You can count on me to help" said Shippo as he began to produce some Fox fire as he began to charge in.
"Shippo, get back here, you're going to get yourself hurt" said Kagome, "Listen to her kid, you don't want to end up like me" groaned Subaru as he looked completely beat, before Tanya went and her the butt of her rifle into his face, knocking him to the ground.
"Flee if you like, but nowhere is safe for any of you spineless maggots, for my reign to dominance and power starts now" said Tanya with the evil villain laugh.
Demon Lord, Retry!
"So let me get this straight, people call you the demon lord, merely because of how Aku called you that openly and in publically" said Kazuma, "Yeah, that pretty much sums it up" said Kunai as he took a long drag from his cigarette.
"And that in turn has caused you some level of misfortune" said Kazuma, "Yeah, but honestly my situation could be a lot worse" said Kunai as he began to snuff out his cigarette on the ground with his feet.
"For what it it's worth, you have my sympathies" said Kazuma, "Thank you" said Kunai as both men looked up to the skies aimlessly as they over saw the construction of the man's new chain of bathhouses and day Spa's.
Eventually they saw a huge eruption of water shooting up like a geyser, before both leaned forward to see that Aqua was responsible and was now arguing with Luna over something stupid most likely.
"You're girlfriend is causing a scene again" said Kunai, "So is yours" said Kazuma as both men shared a laugh and began to make their way to defuse the situation.
Sword Art Online
Charging in head forward, Kirito landed the finishing blow to a 20 foot tall Minotaur as the beast fell face first into the ground.
"I got to say, that was really impressive" said Naofumi as he and Kirito both check their inventory to reap in this battles victory.
"I should be thanking you, surely this battle would've taken longer and more effort without you watching my back" said Kirito, "Come on, I think you and I both know you could've handled it by yourself with no problems" said Naofumi.
"True" said Kirito as both men shared a laugh, "Master Naofumi, assistance please" said Raphtalia as she was helping Asuna to the duo.
"Asuna are you alright" asked Kirito with concern, "I'll be fine, just bit off a little more than I can chew" said Asuna.
"No worries, I've got some medicine elixirs that are guaranteed to heal any to every wound" said Naofumi as he handed the bitter drink to Asuna.
"So how are you feeling" asked Kirito, "A lot better actually" said Asuna, "Well that's good since it looks like our friends could use some help of their own" said Naofumi as he turned his head to see the mayhem and destruction surrounding them.
Well almost since just about everyone was working as a team and was definitely mixing a matching who they teams up with, meaning that Kazuma and Klein were taking on the giant frogs with ease.
"Klein, I don't suppose you're interested in joining my team, I mean you know how to fight, it's just me surrounded by girls, and more so you're not inept" said Kazuma.
"Aren't you afraid of me taking one of your potential girlfriends away from you" asked Klein, "Trust me, they may be pretty looking trashcans, but their inside personality is nothing but trash" said Kazuma seriously.
"Kazuma you ungrateful NEET, take that back and save me" cried Aqua before being pulled into the mouth of the accursed giant frog.
"God damn it, why me" said Kazuma as he and Klein rushed in to save their healer.
Problem Children are Coming from Another World
Sitting outside in the patio tables to the café, we see Steph and Black Rabbit just chatting and drinking coffee.
"So yeah, I thought it be a good idea to recruit these children to help us back in Little Garden, but children will be children" sighed Black Rabbit.
"I know what you mean, like seriously I get you" said Stephanie as both were enjoying a moment of friendship, before both of their phones went off.
"Hey Steph, me and Sora are hungry can you go and pick us up some lunch" said Shiro on the other line.
"Seriously guys, can't you just order take out" said Stephanie, "You lost to us at a game of tic-tac-toe, and now you have to pay your price of punishment" said Shiro on the other line.
"Seriously Izayoi, again you need me to get you guys snacks" shouted a miffed Black Rabbit, "Hey you said you do anything to help us lone before you got here, now get going" said Izayoi.
"Sigh, sorry but I've got to go" said Stephanie, "Yeah, me too" said Black Rabbit as both got up from their chairs.
"Same time tomorrow" said Stephanie, "Sounds great" said Black Rabbit as they waved each other goodbye and left.
The Devil is a Part-Timer
"Alright, I got one number 9, fat boy style, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 9 as is, 3 number 9's with extra dip, a number 7 with extra dip, a number 6 hold the dip, 2 number 45's, and 6 super sized soda's anything else" asked Maou.
"Nope that would be it" said Naofumi as nearly everything he ordered was for Filo, "Alright sir, your grand total is coming out to 110,500 yen" said Maou as he began to make the exchange while Chiho had already came in with the large order in toe.
"So you're telling that model employee, 9 month employee of the month, and assistant manager is actually the demon lord responsible for massacring millions of lives" asked Aqua as she and Emi were enjoying their burgers.
"Yeah, that's right" said Emi, "Alright when do you want to gang up and obliterate the bastard" said Aqua eagerly, "You do that, and I swear that you'll be spending your life in a box off the highway" warned Kazuma as he, Subaru, Tanya, Ainz, Shiro, Sora, Shinichi, Otonashi and Touya were all enjoying their lunch.
"Yeah, I like it here and Maou is a great guy, and I hate it if you both decide to kill him" said Subaru, "I agree with these NEET's and failures to human life" said Tanya as she glared at the duo, causing a chill to run up their spine.
"Alright, we won't do anything… for now" Aqua said under her breath as they all continued to eat their lunch.
Psyren
"What the hell are these things" said Art, "These things are called Taboo, humans that were forced in to becoming horrible monstrous mutants with the sole purpose to kill and eradicate the human race" said Amamiya.
Using Enhance, Amamiya rushed forward and completely cut this centipede Taboo in half.
"Now that you know what they are, get up off your ass and help us fight these things" said Ageha as he began to activate Melzez Door to wipe out a Human like Taboo who was missing an arm, and was charging at them with a chainsaw.
Crafting himself a makeshift shotgun out of old pipes and wood from a mount of rubble next to him, Art began to load in a shell, before a wasp like Taboo came and pierced it's stinger through his back.
"Damn it, we lost someone again" said Amamiya as they have witness many to have died, but it was never easy, especially when they were more than willing to fight.
Before either one could attack, a dragons tail came and constricted the wasp Taboo and crushed it to dust, before it was revealed to be none other than Asaga.
"Did we at least get the guys name before he died" asked Asaga as they regrettably didn't.
"It's Art Legend by the way, now if you don't mind telling me as to what else is to be expected from fighting those things, that would be great" said Art as he got up and fully unscathed.
"Um, didn't we just saw you die just a second ago" asked Ageha, "I'm also Immortal, yet I can still feel pain damn it" winced Art as he felt his chest.
"Well if you plan to fight anything with that thing, I recommend to aim for the nucleus" said Amamiya, "Where's the nucleus" asked Art, before they saw a Taboo the size of jockey, but the speed of a horse charging at them, but Amamiya didn't flinch when she swung her sword back and chopped its legs off as it went skidding on the ground and landed a few feet from Art, where he saw a weird looking mutated boil on the things back.
"That right there is the nucleus, shoot that and I guarantee you, that those things will drop dead" said Amamiya.
Doing as she instructed, Art fired a round in the still breathing monster back, before it not only stopped twitching, but turned to dust.
"Alright, I think I'm ready to face these things now" said Art with a smile, "Glad to hear that new guy, cause we got company as Ageha spotted a giant worm that was approaching towards them.
"Did any of you spot a propane tank or happen to carry a frag grenade on you" asked Art as he looked at the worm monster with worriment, "Nope" they all said in unison.
"Sigh, guess this is going to require a 120% more effort than" said Art as he began to search through the surrounding rubble to make him anything useful.
Back with the Cast
"So yeah guys, you all get the idea, a lot of Isekai anime out there, and yet we can't choose them all" said Tanya, "But hey, we could still pick a handful more" said Kazuma.
"While also ignoring a lot of the other hundred plus isekai genre based anime and manga out there" said Subaru, "But moving on we wanted to show you guys a short list of anime that has been centered or featured in a school like setting, withholding My Hero Academia, since it's mainly categorized as a shonen" said Ainz.
Kaguya Sama: Love is War
"Alright, let's get this meeting over with, and over look this week's damages in bills" said Shirogane as he was unfortunate enough to be student body president, which wasn't an easy battle on account they had to evict the name in pending Battlefront members to get the room back.
"Right, Ishigami was kind enough to leave us a short list for us this morning, before joining the gamers club" said Kaguya as she handed the short stack to Shirogane who smiled.
"Well, I'm at least glad to know there are people out there who are not only like Ishigami, but openly accept him" said Shirogane, "I have to agree with you on the matter" said Kaguya with a smile, before both went back to put on neutral faces all over again.
"Anyways, let's see here, we've had a total of 4 explosions…" said Shirogane, before he heard a loud boom from outside, "Make that 5 explosions on campus so far".
"We had a major flood in the school court yard, plus the water in the pool to have suddenly been purified from any traces of chlorine" said Shirogane.
"We've had to replace 18 windows and 5 doors do to either being kicked open, punched into oblivion, people either jumping out or yeeting other people, and of course many various bullet holes" said Shirogane as he slowly began to grimace.
"We have to order in more cleaning supplies do to this week's food fight and how it resulted in one vending machine to be broken beyond repair" said Shirogane as Kaguya too began to grimace and let out a tired sigh.
"Let's see, we're in dire need of new sporting equipment due to them being constantly being broken or lost beyond repair" said Shirogane as he began to rub the temples of his forehead.
"President, shouldn't we just skip down to the grand total as to how much damage repairs are going to cost" said Kaguya as she was just as tired to read these weekly damaged reports.
"Very well, in total we're going to have spend about 35 million yen on these damages alone" said Shirogane.
"Seriously, what is up with this school" said Kaguya, "Hey guys" came the cheerful voice that was Chika, "Fujiwara, your late" said Shirogane.
"Sorry guys, just wanted to personally turn in this petition that was signed by all the students here at the school" said Chika as they saw that the students had requested to be given permission to go off campus for lunch.
"Denied" said Shirogane, "Eh, what's wrong with it Shirogane" asked Chika.
"There's nothing close by that validates any to all reasons for the students to wonder off campus for lunch" said Shirogane.
"Not true, they added a new convenient store just down the street" said Chika, "Still that doesn't validate enough reason to allow those… troglodytes to wonder freely to even purposely skip school like that" said Shirogane.
"What's this I hear, our president is acting all corrupted and thinks little of us" said Yuri as she and the members of the 'Rebellion Battlefront' stood outside grouped at the door.
"Now look here" said Shirogane as everyone seemed to have held them at gun point, "Stand down guys, no need to get violent, me and Takeyama are going to have a civil conversation is all" said Yuri, "Call me Christ would you" said Takeyama.
Lowering their arms, the name changing battlefront walked out the room so they can all have a long chat.
Highschool of the Dead
While many would fear and die during the zombie apocalypse, I think it goes without saying that when it comes to our rag tag of misfits, they'll be fine.
"Turn undead" said Aqua as this had a surprisingly powerful affect to obliterate and kill any zombie in her path.
"Watch your six" said Kazuma as he continued to snipe away using his bow and arrow, even though he was offered an M1 Grand Rifle.
"You're friend in the weird adventurer clothes aren't half bad" said Saya as she adjusted her glasses as she was under the protection from both Kohta and Art.
"And you're friend with the katana is a friggin boss like the shield guys sword girl" said Art as he remained as everyone's vigilant eyes incase the undead tried to get the jump on him.
"Art, please I have an urgent request and desire" said Kohta as he had been dropping the undead down with ARC-15 assault rifle Art had built him, "Name it" said Art.
"Please, I must request that you build me a .50 cal anti-material rifle" said Kohta eagerly as he was able to nail another epic headshot.
"Sure thing" said Art as he handed Kohta his trusty repeater rifle and took the ARC-15 and looked at the huge pile of scrap and junk behind them, before constructing the desired weapon.
"Here you go my man, now knock those undead bastards dead again" said Art as he handed the weapon to Kohta.
"I've got the biggest and happiest boner right now" said Kohta at the top of his lungs, "TMI Kohta" said Saya in disgust before hearing the loud roaring boom the weapon makes upon firing.
"Now that right there is destructive ballistic power" said Art as he Subaru running back carrying Megumin, "She wasn't bitten or scratch now, was she" asked Art pointing his rifle at Megumin.
"Nope, just completely exaughsted after she used her one explosion for the day, again" said Subaru as he handed her over to Art, before turning back and running in head first firing aimlessly with his shotgun.
"You idiot, ammo is a valuable resource that shouldn't be wasted" shouted Saya, "Calm down, I can always make us more" said Art as he rested Megumin in comfortable position.
"Speaking of, Art we're going to need you to make us some more bullets, ASAP" came the voice of Tanya as she and her group flew above her as half of the 'Zombie Slayers' Battlefront brought in the material he needed to make more weapons.
"On it" said Art with a salute, "You know what, having him around is actually kinda useful for like any to every situation don't you think" said Viktoriya, "He'd make an excellent, if not the greatest bullet farmer and arms dealer the world has ever seen" Tanya.
"But unfortunately we called dibs on the guy" said Yuri with a smug smile, "Hmm, for now at least" said Tanya as both had a friendly rival to claim sovereignty over the craftsman master.
"Andale, fresh crafted ammo, get them while they're hot" shouted Art as everyone gathered around and grabbed what they need before running back into battle.
Speaking of, Saeko was having a great time at the moment with the assistance of Noda and Raphtalia fighting by her side.
"This is truly an exhilarating feeling to finally let lose" said Saeko as she beheaded another zombie, before spinning around and kicking one in the knee, forcing it to kneel and get beheaded.
"Just us with a seemingly never ending army that doesn't tire out, only to die, couldn't agree more" said Noda as he was a mad dog as he charged in and swung his halberd with such speed and grace that he was able to permanently put down 20 zombies.
"We should stay focus, I don't want any of us to get hurt or infected" said Raphtalia as she plunged her sword forward into the head of the zombie.
"Are you kidding me, we're like freaking dominating here, so there's nothing to freak about" said Noda as he swung his halberd around before swinging it down to split a zombie's head open like a melon.
As they continued to talk, far in a different corner were Takashi and Naofumi as they were in sync to wipe out the undead.
"To your left" said Naofumi as he bushed his shield back as Takashi aimed down his shotgun and blasted the head off another zombie, "Hey I'm running low on ammo here, I think we should retreat back.
"Agreed, you got that hand grenade ready" asked Naofumi as Takashi readied the frag armament.
Pulling the pin and rolling it just a few feet, Naofumi remained as their shield from getting damaged from the explosion as zombies were blown and sent flying as they ran back to where Saya and others were.
As said from the beginning, if you weren't protected by main character status, there's no chance for you to survive the zombie outbreak, for these guys, this is just another Tuesday afternoon before lunch.
Dragonar Academy
It was amazing how the school was now hosting a bunch of new students that were able to ride dragons at their will, with some being absolute badass, to one where you're left questioning the authenticity of the Dragon's status.
"More crepes please" exclaimed Eco as she and Petralka were enjoying their afternoon lunch together.
"Right away" said Myucel with a bow before heading to the kitchen to prepare more of these over rated and still very popular pancakes.
"So yeah, I actually know of this place where you can order like French Toast that comes with bacon back in town" said Ash, "Really, ok I gotta check that place out sometime with Myucel" said Shinichi.
"Ahem" coughed Petralka as she raised a displeased brow at the invader, "And of course you too Petralka" said Shinichi nervously as this satisfied the Princess.
"Hey guys, we got trouble" said Minori as she came charging in the house as she had her gun ready.
"Minori, what's wrong" asked Shinichi, "We're under attack by an unknown entity, I must escape here immediately before whatever is out there decides to come in here and attack us" said Minori, before the door slammed open to seal the nearly nude group that was Garius, Silvia, and Rebecca.
"No worries, crisis has been averted" said Rebecca proudly as she used one of her arms to not only hold, but cover her tits as the only remaining article of clothing were her panties.
Needless to say, Shinichi couldn't help himself to not look as he bit down his lip as a tickle of blood came trailing down his nose.
"Shinichi avert your eyes you pervert" said Petralka as she was displeased by the man's manner to act like this.
This of course left Silvia more uncomfortable to be parading around practically naked, as Garius turned his head away with a blush, before Myucel returned back in the room to see how half the people here were practically naked.
"Oh my" squeaked Myucel, "Myucel, I think it best if we get these guys some clothes" said Minori as Myucel didn't need to be told twice as she ran off to do so.
Infinite Stratos
It was a battle worth witnessing, Ichika fully decked up and decked out to fight alongside with him Laura and Houki as they faced off against Ainz, Albedo, and Shalltear in a friendly spare.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to commence the first ever battle amongst friends, with the new comers in dressed in some fresh power armor against the Guardians of the Nazarick Tomb" announced Emilia.
"That's right, our friend Ainz will be facing up against Ichika after submitting for the school to install a battle arena, and are lucky to be breaking it in today" said Subaru as everyone who came to see were cheering.
"I legit don't see the point in any of this, like this seriously looks like the first in many steps that'll lead to a civil war amongst friends" said Kazuma, "Wait Kazuma what's a civil war" asked Darkness.
"Essentially when someone calls in civil war, it means everyone starts to split up and remain divided amongst their friends over single ideology as to what's right and what's wrong, with victory ultimately deciding who's wrong or right" explained Mrs. Orimura.
"Wait did someone call for a civil war" asked Hinata as he just got here, "Shit, we're going to have a civil war" said Yui.
"What are you guys talking about down there" shouted Touya, "We're about to go into civil war" shouted back Hinata.
"But we haven't gotten that far into the main story yet" shouted Linze, "No this is a different civil war all together" shouted Hinata.
"Hmm, we best better make an alliance and fast for the sake of our Lord" said Demiruge, "Agreed" said Cocytus.
As everyone began to talk about civil war, Kazuma and Mrs. Orimura could only sigh for being surrounded by these idiots.
Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions
"Behold she who masters explosions and hails from the crimson demon, and tremble before the power of the eye of the wicked lord" proclaimed Rikka while striking a pose.
"You dare challenge me, a member of the almighty crimson demon clan, I say your fool for thinking you have a chance of escaping this battle alive" said Megumin as both pretended to have a battle in their own little world, openly in public mind you.
Yup ever since Rikka and the others came here, legit anyone with any shred of dignity decided to stay far away from them, and hanged in a very hidden, undisclosed location.
"You have our sympathy" said Kazuma to Yuta as that's all he's been getting from everyone, because he was stuck dealing to associate with those yahoo's, and he only made his situation worse by dating Rikka.
"Please guys, it's… fine" said Yuta, "You have our sympathies" said Sora in the corner.
"Seriously, I'm fine with it, this is all fine" reasoned Yuta, "You have my sincerest sympathy" said Tanya as Yuta could only whimper at this point.
Back with the cast
Currently the 4 man group were laughing there asses off over the last clip, before gaining their composure.
"So yeah, that was a fun day for us, and you know what Yuta was great sport about it people" said Kazuma, "Oh man, could you imagine just how much embarrassing it would be for us to be wandering in public with them around" said Tanya.
"Oh god, that would suck" said Subaru before they continued to laugh a little more.
"Ok so the next few scenes we want to show you guys are mix of other anime, not containing shonen, cause while there's nothing wrong with the shonen genre, we know you guys have all had your fill of all the mainstream shonen titles ranging from Naruto, Dragon Ball, My Hero Academia, and so on" said Kazuma.
Fate Series
As a favor for not only for Sakura, but humanity, the 'Exterminator Battlefront' alongside with Naofumi and his team and the Nazarick Guardians grouped up to annihilate all the evil within the bowels of the Matou household, and all the creepy insects as well.
Which meant it left her some free time to socialize with not only her sister, but their new friends.
"Wow, you're brother is seriously worse than fucking Hitler, like I'm sorry you had to go through that" said Aqua, "Should I go find this Shinji and give him a good punch" offered Darkness.
"Thank you for your generous offer, but I think Shirou taught him a good one already" said Sakura as they all turned to see Shirou just brooding.
Reason was that the moment he crossed paths with Art, who was essentially the perfect mixture of him and Archer, just better in every aspect, he couldn't help but felt his pride was hurt.
"Chin up, the guy could build himself anything he wants, but he can't build it out of nothing like us" said Archer comforting his better half.
"He's right son, don't feel envy for what those may have, instead push yourself to become even better" said Kiritsugu as he stood next to Irisviel, before she went to hug the son she never got to meet.
"Listen to your father Shirou, he's right you know, plus now with all of us being here, we can all finally be a happy family together again" said Irisviel with optimism.
"Thanks… mom, I needed that" said Shirou before he felt the hugging embrace of Illya, "Yay, I'm finally reunited with my family at long last" said Illya.
While all of this was going on, Rider was having a friendly race against Naofumi and Filo.
"I must admit, you're pretty good at driving" said Rider as they continued to ride, "Thanks, you're not so bad yourself" said Naofumi as they continued to race with their friends cheering for them on the side lines.
"You can do it master Naofumi, I believe in you" shouted Raphtalia from the sidelines before hearing the loud roar from Berserker as he waved a banner in Rider's name.
"I got to agree with you Heracles, I think miss Medusa has a better chance at winning this" said Demiruge.
As everyone was having fun and making new friends, Art was stuck doing some very vigorous and unforgiving training, by who else but the 3 kings, that is the King of Knights, Hero's, and Conqueror, not the wise guys who went to visit baby Jesus.
"You're not even trying son, try harder and try again" said Saber as she and Art were training with wooden swords.
"Why the hell are you doing this with me, my proficiency is with guns and homemade explosions" whined Art, "You've got an tapped potential, and more so your name is clearly similar to mine, surely you must be my reincarnation and are destined to be a great king someday" said Saber.
"I seriously don't see the similarity in our names other than the first 3 letters in our first names, also you didn't answer my question" said Art.
"If you plan to be king someday son, you must discard range weapons and stick to a more honorary and traditional weapon, one with symbolism that'll be carried on along your name" said Saber.
"And that's another thing, I'm not your son, I'm not even related to you" said Art, "And neither was Mordred, but that didn't change anything" said Saber.
"This is stupid and a waste of time" said Art before a sword was punctured through his chest.
"Hey, don't be talking to your mother like that" said Gilgamesh as he drank some top notch wine in front of him.
"Oh shut up Gilgamesh, you know Saber will never see you more than misogynistic power hungry tyrant, who can't take no for an answer" said Art, which resulted in him getting stabbed by a hundred swords.
"Ungrateful spoiled brat" said Gilgamesh, "Go easy on the boy, if the King of Knights have high hopes for him, I think we should too" said Iskander with a warm smile.
"You're right, though I think we should think as to what title should appropriately fit him" said Gilgamesh, "How about the King of Control" said Iskander.
"Sounds terrible, I say the King of Legends is more appropriate, more so that just so happens to be his name" said Gilgamesh, "If you 2 had bothered to sit down and chat with him, you would know that he's a soldier, so I think the title of King of Soldiers sounds much more appropriate" said Saber before the 3 kings began to sit down and chat.
Don't those idiots know that those titles are practically similar to their own, thought Art as he was catching his breath before Kazuma walked towards him.
"Kazuma, help" said Art, "Look I would like to, but honestly the guy in the solid gold armor scares me to know end" said Kazuma as he knelt down and handed him some water.
"Hang in there big guy, surely this can't last forever" said Kazuma as Art groaned.
Date A Live
It was never a dull moment to see Tohka, Filo, and Viktoriya just devouring mountains of food before the eyes of their very friends.
"You know, I've seen this so many times, and yet it still surprises me" said Naofumi as he was having lunch with Shido at the table across from them.
"I know what you mean, but hey so long as no one is getting hurt" said Shido as outside the mess hall, Origami was currently fighting against Raphtalia in a friendly duel of swords.
Meanwhile on the other side of the school, Yoshino was having some quiet time in the school library with the accompaniment of Beatrice and Rem.
"Mind passing me the red book right there" Beatrice asked towards Yoshino as she went and did so.
"Why the long face chum" asked Yoshinon towards Beatrice before she began to pout, "I happen to take my work seriously" said Beatrice as she began to put the book away.
"You know what they say, all work and no play make jack a dull boy" said Yoshinon, "I think she has a point, maybe no would be a great time for us to take a quick break" said Rem.
"Hmpf, so be it" said Beatrice as they all began to relax, not knowing the dangers that loomed the hallway.
Everyone in the 'Immortal Battlefront' had been brutally and savagely killed as their corpse laid across the campus halls and their blood staining it red.
The one responsible was who else but the Yandere Gothic Lolita we all love, Kurumi as she had finished massacring them all.
"Well this has been so fun, and you my dear have even put up a better challenge than anyone I know" said Kurumi as the only person remaining to fight her was Tachibana who was protecting Otonashi and Yuri.
"You psychotic bitch, you won't get away with this" said Yuri as Kurumi let out a sickenly sweet laugh.
"Oh but you see, I will as I have many times before" said Kurumi as her inner clock finally reached the dreaded hour.
"Speaking of, ta-ta" said Kurumi as strange portal containing hands appeared below her and began to forcibly drag her in, leaving the nightmare to be over for now.
"This school just gets more and more crazy" said Otonashi as they went to check on their friends.
RWBY
You could expect a lot of things, the girls of RWBY kicking everyone's ass, fighting an army of dangerous and powerful Grimm or an ultimate battle with Salem.
What no one was expecting was seeing Yang, Weiss, Jaune, and pretty much everyone beating the shit out of Art.
Reason, he decided to strike the nerve and asked Ruby out on a date and pent a full minute to serenade her for a solid minute with words of love.
"I love you" said Art as he managed to dodged a punch from Yang, before she kicked him in the shin, forcing him to hiss in pain, before she landed a sucker punch to the face.
Getting up, determined to get his message to Ruby he looked at her with a smile.
"How you set my soul on fire" said Art, before Weiss did and set him on fire as he ran around screaming in pain, before Jaune swung his sword to sever him in half, while also extinguishing the flames.
Putting himself back together, Art shot a glance at Ruby who was looking at him with surprisingly hopeful and romantic eyes to hear his words.
"It's not just a little spark" choked Art as Black stabbed her Katana in his chest before Yang walked up to curb stomp him.
Still unbroken and fully recovered, Art could only continue his romantic serenade.
"It is a flame a big roaring flame" said Art as Yang decided to hear enough and just go Super Saiyan on his ass.
"You got to admire the guys will and determination" said Kazuma, "He's a fool for allowing himself to act this way and not properly fight back" said Tanya.
"Hey, aren't we all nothing but fools when we're in love, besides I think the guys doesn't want to hurt the girls friends and sister" said Subaru.
"Speaking of, I think she finally decided to intervene" said Ainz as they all witnessed Ruby to defuse the situation to chat with Art by herself.
"Do you really feel that about me" asked Ruby, "Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I know that I wanted nothing more than to be by your side as we aim to make the world a better place" said Art.
Ruby smiled as she began to help Art back on his feet, realizing the man was a lot taller than her, but then again, so was a lot of people.
"Well, I'm free this afternoon, do you want to hang out after I'm out of school" asked Ruby, "Yeah, I actually know this kickass arcade within this shopping plaza I work at, we can check it out if you want" said Art.
In spite of holding resentment and still harboring some level, Yang was none the less proud that her baby sister finally got herself her first boyfriend, and that goes for everyone.
Back with the cast
"You know amazingly enough, his crush on Ruby Rose just so happens to be canon" said Subaru, "Really now" asked Tanya.
"She is our Humble Narrator's Laifu Waifu whom he did married and will at some point declare his characters waifu status in his book sometime soon as the series progresses" said Kazuma.
"Well you learn something new everyday" said Ainz before the group looks back at you guys the reader.
"Before we head off back to work, we just like to say thank you guys on behalf of not only our Humble Narrator, but also from our creators for continuing to love and support us" said Kazuma.
"Until then I'm the penniless immortal Natsuki Subaru" said Subaru, "I'm Major Tanya" said Tanya, "Master of the Nazarick Tomb, Ainz" said Ainz, "And I'm Kazuma guys, take it from here Humble Narrator" said Kazuma.
Well I think they all pretty much said what needed to be said guys, so all I got to say is be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom community.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3
