Chapter 19: Skyrim Talosmass Special Part 2
A Talosmass Mystery and Good Eats
Talosmas Ghosts Story with Unra Stoneheart
Part 2 The Cannibals Part 1 What is it?
Unra Stoneheart came into the keep of teh Cityed cause she wanst to speak with the leader and jarl of the city. She was heading that way when che shanced to run inotthe bother of the Silvernblood arguing wit a preist dude about not being about to go into the Hall of the Dead.
Unra Stoneheart whould nevar pass a chance to sea some dead boadys and stuck inot using a key she stole of som ded fool. Than Unra Stoneheart walked arond and ran into a fellow evil woman who told "meat me into this cave" and makred the place on Unra Stoneheart's map!
So Unra Stoneheart whent there and tere was that over evil woman outside who told Unra Stoneheart that they had to kil all the evil zombs in teh cave.
An Epic at Talosmas with Little Hood and his Merry Men
Part 2 The Last Evil SliverBlood
There was a pech being give by Thongvor Silver-Blood "teh slivrbloods are the ruined the mines screewed the honeyfarm is screwed and I am fucked!" Thongvor Silver-Blood ranted.
Little Hood was provide evidance for the evil deeds of Sliver Bloods woking wit the terrorists and he did this by fireing a arrow wit a scroll of the evidnce to the Jarls throne and he red it and lawed "errest the Siver-Bloods" and so tey weare all arested and axeictuted to deaf.
Talosmas Ghosts Story with Unra Stoneheart
Part 2 The Cannibals Part 2 The Devil Feast
Unra Stoneheart went thought the cave kiling al the acheint zombiens but I wont boar you wit the detials just that she kiled them all and destoyered tear anyoing undead presents. But the Unra Stoneheart bought som evil sorcers wit her who kept trowing exploding firebals everwear and almost killed Unra Stoneheart and the over evil woman many times cause they like eplosions.
Than Unra Stoneheart had to take teh priest gut to be eaten in a canibla feast and she did by goint to him and saying "how would you like to gone on a glorius quest ib a cave" and the priest goy was real plased about this "Oh yas madam I would simply love to join you" and so they went but it was a trick "why you tart" he cryed but than they eat him for Talosmass Dinner.
Preists roasting on an open fire
Cannbals nipping at his nose
Namira carols being sung by a evil choir
And folks dressed up like Mr Lector
Everybody knows entrails and some eyeballs
Help to make the meal right
Tiny toes with evil sauce
Will go down well tonight
They know even Santa's will taste a bite
For a takeaway to have on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy that feast
To see if priest really know how to fry
And so I'm offering this simple glaze
To canibals from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Talosmas to you
Rosted Priest Good Food
Meanwhile wit Little Hood
Little Hood had to stop the ally of Brewmaster Sagjon in the city called Calixto Corrium but whent he whent to his shop he found that tear was no evidcne that he cold use.
A Talosmas Mystrery With Hongi the Furious and Sherlock Holmes
Blood on the Ice
Hongi the Furious was wondering around Windhelm as well wit his friend when tere was murder and a policemant yelleded "muder muder" and he saw a dead woman body "who cold have done this" he azed and tere was posh voice that questioned "yes who indeed" and boy gorge it was Sherlock Holmes the Skyrim version of Sherlock Holmes based on the 1960's BBC version but insted of living in the Victorina times he lives in teh medievil times.
"We must solve this case together Hongi the Furious" observed Sherlock Holmes and the Talos Preist versoned of Watson agred. So it was the Game is a foot.
So they al did investigation the Knight went to the castle to ask questions, Lydia spoke to the guard and Sherlock Holmes amd Hongi the Furious examined the crime sean and also Bob whent on tour of t the city.
Than the Knight whent to caslte and spoek to an importnat Stormclock guy "m'lord I humberly ask that my freinds and I examine the crime shcene to find this vile killer for great justice" the Night asked "Well if it is in the name of justice than you shall bee able to" the stormclock goy salted the brave heros.
Menawhile Bob Smith was trying to buy a weepons from teh markplace from that High Elf chick but he droped the mace on his oh so foot and shouteds "oachies" and Niranye sihed "Silly Bob" she sighed.
As Hongi the Furios was taking to the guard Sherlock holmes was loking thought his magnifne glass and observed "look Hongi there is a trail of blood that leads this way" and so the followed it thought the winding streets of Windhlem that are moar mysteoues than the 10001 and nights or the streets of bagdad in the 1001 nights and it led to a evil house in teh noble dirstirct. "They must of caryied it for a few miles" noted Lydia.
So they whent in and found the place empryu! and than there was a cabinate with loads of wanted posters warning of an evil cereal killer. Than Hongi the Furous movedd them and found an amulet but meanwhile Sherlok Holmes moved a backpanel in a cubord and found loads of the ded things.
"Great gods Holmes" cried Watson and Sherlok Homes sayed "moar evdeince" and than he stuided the area with his maginfied gals. He also found an amulet that is msyerous and teh killer dairy. "Why this is a break frouth Mr Holmes" and Mr Homes noted "It is my dea barbarian" and moar evfiacne wad found liek the secound part of da Killers Dairy.
Than Sherlok enfused "come now the games afoot. I must examine thisin my study" Thab Sherlock Holmes whent back to his study to study the evidance.
Menawhile Bob the Bard was in in the musem of cruisoitys weare he was beeing given a tour. But Bob was beeing real anoying an asking stupid questins and the guy that ran the place got fed up "silly bob" he say.
So Hongi the Furyious and Sherlock Holmes was examining the evidacne and they found out that the killer is doing evil rutuals and other evils things. THan Sherlock Holmes told Hongi the Fuerios that the neclkacc is nerohamsters necklace and was created by the evil necromancer lich/god/highelf rom the second Elder Scrolls game Daggerfall. As he spoke this the Windhelm version of Big Ben witch is caled Big Talos chimed.
Meanwill Bob the Bard was doind his own investiation and he spoke wit the woman who was folliwing the killer and she is was hneidng out flyiers about teh evil muderer and than he spred them all of the town so whent pepole came out there was flyers all over teh walls.
Than Bob asked Sherlock Holmes and Hongi the Furious about the evidence and whent he herd it he told the woman all about it and she told that the cort wizard did it and Bob was all like "wowsers if she says it it must be the true" and todl al the gaurds and Ulirthic Stormclock abotu it.
"Acoroding to my reserch the killer wil strike again tonight" hypofizised Sherlock Holmes but that Bob came in and shotted "they errested the cort wizard cause he was the bad man that did the bad things and now they are going to axicute him" but Sherlock Holmes sceptiked "are you quite sure about this Mr Bob" and Bob afirmed "quite sure sir". But than a man came and he screamed "Oh Gods! Mr Olmes its alfool simply terrible!. The killer he bloody well gong and killed again innit!".
So the Cort Wizard was not the killer and Lyida sighed "Silly Bob you almost had an innocent man put to deaf" but Sherlock Holmes mind was in the case and Sherlock Holmes spoke "the games afoot we must go to the killers hidout and meet him there" and sao they did and there was the owner of the musem and he crazed "you will nevar stop me" but they did and he was errested an put to def.
"How did you know Sherlock Holmes" azed Hongi the Furious "elementry my dear Barbarian. When we found out that the killer was a necromancer it was simply the mater of finding out when he would strike next" and than he explained moar things. And they all wear very glad of his help and Hongi the Furious was hope they whould meat again but he new they probaly would not cause Sherlock Holmes is buzy man and Windhelm is a gaint medivel cityed that is almost as big as knew yourk or london.
To be Countued...
In the Next Part
