Chapter 20: Skyrim Talosmass Special Part 3

Meadery End and Weding Madness

An Epic at Talosmas with Little Hood and his Merry Men

Part 3: Dampened Spirts

Now Little Hood and his Merry Men had the pass codes to get into the Honey Brew Mead factory and put a stop to the Evil Brewmaster Sabjorn once and four all time. So Little Hood and His Merry Men took the express to the Meadery entrance and there went aroud free Sabjorn salves and fighting his Bede robots and also sneaking past them somtimes.

Little Hood was hoting them with Arrows and Big Jim his them with stick and Priest Nuck drank alot of the Mead giving him moar powar and Tenkith was doing Solid Snake steath tacitus wile hiding in a barrel and Dark Elfe Rouge snipeing them form a walkway. They also fort business exutives who worked for Brewmaster Sabjorn.

There was much swashbuckling actioned and daring do and fighting it was the good and the epic. So Little Hood and His Merry Men went from level to leve and room to rom killing bad guys and freeing good guys. Thery are teh heros.

Than at last they goyt to the boiler room are and the main vats and snuck in and there was a whole load of the business exutives and pennypinchers and Brewmaster Sabjorn's Huchback assitent talking when they saw the Merry Men "Oh by the eight that is the Merry Men we are really fucked now!" pankied a Pennypincer but the Hunchback protested "calm down Master Sabjorn has this under controll" but than one of the exutives shoted "but if they get to Da Bolier! OH MY GODS!1" and they wear shouting and screaming and panicing "What are we gonna do?" and "we are majorly fucked now!"

So Little Hood and his Merry Men new they wear in the right place and soon found the boiler and set in to eplode mode and poisined one of the vats. Than they had to esecape before self destraction happned and they did and also gote time to steal all the moneys and golds and treasture and crown jewls form the Brewmaster Sabjorn's private vult and they swore to give it teh poor.

As they escaped the giant factory Meadery exploded and tha inploded and did big boom and Brewmaster Sabjorn whent down wit his ship and his last word was "this not rite I had the beastest mead in all of Skyrim" and than he was inceidrated

Talosmas Ghosts Story with Unra Stoneheart

Part 3 The Weding Masacure

You better watch out

You better not dye

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Unra Stoneheart is coming to town

Astrids making a list,

Unra's checking it twice,

She's gonna find out who's going to Sithus or Talos

Unra Stoneheart is coming to town

So Unra Stoneheart new what she had to do and that is killer the bride at her weding and do it when she is giving a speech for extra lols and moneys.

So Unra Stoneheart arived at the Wedding tere she was ment to dres posh but screw that she came in some badass metal dark sourcress gear looking metal and gothic as heck! So tere was liek some Stormclock guy wining about the empire and some empire woman wining back "had what foolish mortals" thinked Unra Stoneheart "Elves are betar than humens away annyday" Unra Stoneheart thinked again.

Than tere was some bard huming som terrible song and Unra Stoneheart told her that her sining sucks ass and she ran of krying. Than Unra Stoneheart kicked the lute player in teh ghoulies and hired Bob the Bard to take his place and Bob the Bard played so badly that it made some fo the guests cry and tere ears bleed.

Tere was some kid that who is boared as well and Unra Stoneheart smiled "dont worry kid tis parrty is only just getting started" and tere was alo a women who was saying "I love wedings" and Unra Stoneheart "oh so do I and this will be one to go down in history!". Than Unra Stoneheart whent to the father of the groom and he complained about his sone marrying an impreail empire woman but Unra Stoneheart luthed "lol who kares Elves rule and Nords and Impreials drule" and the Nord warriro father growled "By Talos who invided this snooty elf!"

Than Unra Stoneheart spoke to the Groon and he say "I kant belive that I am marying the woman this is the beast day of mah live" and Unra Stoneheart "Oh yes you will member this wedding for sure". Than he spoke to the bride and cryed "hail the elves" and the Bride cheered "Yah! hail the elves! Stormclocks! Emprie! Priase all and all should be praised at mah wedinged" and Unra Stoneheart thinked "oh what a bimbo!"

Than it was tim form teh speech and the bride stated to giver it but Unra Stoneheart had crept onto the Balcony and kiled them both with the Wabajack in insane ways (how Unra Stoneheart got hold of the Wabajack will be realted at a later stage). Than Unra Stoneheart frew frenzy spless everwear "saying you have five mins to live! What are you going to do rampage!" and summoned an insane demon sorcerr who also whent on a rampaged.

Than Unra Stoneheart was joined by the lizard guy form the Dark Brotherhood scantory to help wit the chaos and after much chaos and rampage they both escaped. Also the evil talmor elves wear kind of suspected cause of what Unra Stoneheart was going on about.

Than Unra Stoneheart got back to Dark Brotherhood sanctory and Astrid was the pleased "that was truley a bloody weding and the empoer cant ignore this! Also you get a bonous cause you killered the bride in the midle of her speech" and Unra Stoneheart was pleased by this but now tere was a new targat who teh Dark Elf sister whould tell her all about and Unra Stoneheart cold now wait.

Later that Night

Santa Clause came with his magical Dark Elves and they rebuilt the evil Meadery and truned it good and it they took it to the North Pole wear Santa's Dark Elves now make Talosmass Mead for all the Good Nords Ho Ho Ho

To be Countued...

In the Final Talosmas Special Part

P.S that is the Final Part of the Talosmas Special not the Fanfic