Once a NEET always a NEET 19

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With the food fight serving as the perfect diversion for the group, Aqua was lead to meet with all those who are secretly supporting and preparing for the fight for Kazuma.

Granted she had reservations about meeting in a sewer, but was surprise how everyone had their whole place set up.

"What's she doing here" asked Naofumi as he narrowed his eyes towards the goddess, "Excuse you, but I'm here because you guys have a plan to keep my Kazuma safe, so speak up before he feel a true blow from god" said Aqua as her hands began to glow.

"Bring it on sister" said Naofumi as he raised his shield up, "As much as I'm used to seeing idiots fighting for something stupid, now's not the time you 2" said Yuri.

"She's right, so guys tell us as to why you're here all of a sudden, why now" asked Sora, "The Discipline Committee were trying to arrest us today for god knows what, but if I had to guess, I'd say they know that we're on to them" said Touya.

"Great, so that means our chances of having inside intel is a bust before we could even start" jeered Yuri, "Not quite, it seems that even though a lot of these people did hurt Kazuma, none of them have any lingering hatred for the man" said Shinichi.

"A likely story, for all we know it could be a ploy that they had her sent here to spy and rat on us" said Naofumi as he still has trust issues with people.

"Hey, I would never want to betray or hurt the boyfriend that I love and I can vouch the same sentiment for Megumin and Darkness" said Aqua as she was ready to throw down with Naofumi.

"Naofumi, lay off the girl, we know that she's the only one Kazuma trust right now, and I think it's better to have her know she can trust us, you know after we had to turn our backs on Naofumi" reasoned Hinata.

Gritting his teeth, Naofumi decided to drop the matter since he's guilty all the same on having trust issues at the moment.

"Now that we're all settled, tell me what happened so we can strategize from there" said Yuri, "Well we managed to escape thanks to Ainz and Subaru providing us a distraction, though I'm certain their in detention right now and the Discipline Committee is hot on our trail" said Shinichi.

"Not leaving us a lot of options here now, huh" said Otonashi, "This is so stupid" commented Shina as she was balancing 3 brooms on 1 finger.

"Damn it, I guess we got no choice but to move forward with our plan" said Yuri, "What plan" asked Aqua as she looked at everyone.

"For war" commented Naofumi as everyone was determined to fight back and keep Kazuma safe by any means necessary.

"That's right in case we were put in this situation, I've been spending these last 48 hours devising a proper plan of invasion for us to attack the Discipline Committee, overthrow the school, and lock away those who would still pose a threat to us all" said Yuri.

"You guys are serious about this" asked Aqua, "Damn right, for a long time we've been asking ourselves why are we here, and something tells me that the school is hiding the very answer to that question" said Hinata.

"And the fact that they're putting all this effort to not only shut us up, but are targeting Kazuma proves our suspicion" said Yui, "But the question still remains why" said Tachibana.

Letting the knowledge sink into her, Aqua should have known better than to have asked these questions herself, granted she and everyone did, but soon forgot about it eventually, but now knows it was a mistake.

"Alright, if you guys are planning for a war, what can I do to help" said Aqua, "For now, we'll have Tachibana and Garius escort you back home, if anything were to turn up, we'll keep in touch" said Yuri.

"Right, for now, someone send a radio towards our friends that our spying on the Satou residence" said Yuri, "I'm on it. Hey guys do you hear us" asked Shiro through a radio.

"Hello" repeated Shiro before Naofumi took over, "Hey guys, what's going on answer us already" said Naofumi impatiently.

"My, my, my, aren't we just as a rude as before" said the voice of Malty on the other line of the radio.

"Malty you bitch, what have you done with our friends, what have you done to Raphtalia and Filo" growled Naofumi as he squeezed the radio tightly.

"Fear not, they're all fine right now, they're all just having their eyes open in regards as to who's the bad guy in all of this" said Malty with a laugh.

"I swear to god, if I get my hands on you I will kill you this time around, you hear me" yelled Naofumi, "Once a monster always a monster, but rest assured Naofumi that I'm not in charge and I can definitely tell that you aren't either, now be a dear and hand your radio to your boss already, mine wants to have a little chat with her" said Malty.

Naofumi had so much more to say, but he put it on hold when Yuri rested her arms over the radio and gave him a look to calm down and fork it over, which Naofumi did.

"Hey Tanya, been a while since we chat" said Yuri casually, "I apologize for my absence as a friend, but I've been busy with committed duties" said Tanya.

"So I heard, now let's cut the crap and get down to business, what have you done with our friends and what do you want with us" asked Yuri.

"Your friends including that annoying rapper, martial artist, the idiot with the halberd, and the 4 eyed one with the ripped body along with the one's called Raphtalia and Filo are indeed alive, they're the first ones to be going under through a hypnosis through a device issued to us by the school principle" explained Tanya.

"Wow, turning our friends against us, I must say I'm impressed" said Yuri, "You're to kind, but so am I" began Tanya as she readied herself to explain as to what's to go down.

"I know you have no intention of surrendering, and you know we won't either, especially once we get the students in the other classes on our side by any means, so here's what's gonna happen, I'm gonna let you choose the spot where we're gonna fight, we'll meet you there and settle things once and for all" said Tanya.

In the background, everyone was certain they heard Motoyasu protesting in regards what Tanya was saying, before he was shut up and his voice reaching a higher octave than he previously made.

"Sounds good so far, but what's the catch" asked Yuri, "I have my men stationed here outside of Kazuma's house to make sure you don't send your friends over to say, I don't know, sneak him out in the middle of the night and hope on a ship towards the Malaysian islands" said Tanya.

Seeing as how Tanya was willing to settle this once and for all, and not wanting to risk endangering Kazuma, Yuri accepted the terms.

"Alright, but you have to promise me send in the rest of Kazuma's housemates away from the house and not on your side as a sign of good faith" said Yuri as she waited for Tanya's response with anticipation.

"Very well, now where do you want for us to settle our fight tomorrow" asked Tanya, "Let's settle this on the other side of the neighborhood, and either be there ready to fight or surrender" said Yuri.

"Sleep tight Yuri, cause this is the last night you'll be sleeping outside of a cell" said Tanya before disconnecting.

"You can't be serious in trusting her" said Aqua, "We'll find out soon enough, if you're friends get sent here in one piece than we can take her word, if not than we just have to take her on right now, and focus on evacuating Kazuma" said Yuri.

"Yuri, I can't help but notice that you deliberately chose to ignore 5 of our friends that have been captured, who are all badass' in their own right" said Stephanie, "Seriously what gives" said Naofumi.

"Didn't you hear, she said she had them under control over a hypnosis device, and even if I were to say to release them and send them back, who knows as to what kind of after affects they carry, they'd be a liability to us by then" said Yuri.

"Or worse, sleeper agents that could be trigger by a word that they know either of us might say" said Sora, "Exactly, so we just have to learn to roll with the plan with whatever pieces we are given" said Yuri.

"She's right, in spite of Tanya having captured and taking away some of our friends, the plan still hasn't change" said Petralka, "Sigh, alright what's the plan" said Naofumi as they all gathered up close and devise their plan for their victory tomorrow.

With Tanya

"Major, care to explain as to why you would allow the enemy to have a choice as to where we'll be conducting tomorrows battle" asked Von Kurt as he was curious to know what was going on in Tanya's head.

"Sir, I know these students, and I know their leader well enough that if we were to agree upon say having our battle here within school grounds, she would use that opportunity to severely split our forces and possibly putting Kazuma in danger" said Tanya as her boss let out a frustrated sigh.

"Major, you have never once disappointed me, so it may come to a surprise that I am rather upset over the situation, granted you are not to blame, though however once tomorrows battle has settled, I hope you're aware that there will be consequences if there's any unnecessary property damaged" warned Von Kurt.

"I understand sir" said Tanya as she was trying her hardest to keep cool in front of her boss, "Good, now gather up whoever you may need to ensure our victory" said Von Kurt as Tanya excused herself out the principles office.

"Surprise you didn't get in trouble" said Malty with a shit eating grin, before she was instantly greeted with Tanya's fist in her gut, causing her to heave over.

"Shut the fuck up, and do something for useful for once" said Tanya as Motoyasu came by her side to help Malty up.

"What are your orders, major" came the voice of Ainz as he and all of his friends in the Tomb of Nazarick had this weird syringe needle connected to their temples, with a long tube connected to a small mobile device on their hips.

"Gather up the students for an emergency meeting in the auditorium, cause right now is recruitment day for tomorrows civil war" said Tanya as she walked on ahead to check on the students that were in the process of serving under her control.

I didn't forget you guys, you should know that by now, just like how you should all know for a while now that the foretold civil war chapter is upon us, and yes I do mean chapter as it's just gonna be this one long epic chapter that's gonna contain all the action you guys have been waiting for, and reason why it took me so long is because I've seriously been spending my days if not looking at wikia's for all these powers and abilities these characters have to even YouTube videos of said characters, to me just being honestly committed to if not other fic's to instead TF2 or new games that are out and about.

Until next time guys, be safe, be good people and please support your local fandom communities, which speaking of I will officially drop the ban hammer on anyone who remains persistent on regarding to the OC situation and won't stop whining about it, among other things that are just stupid and fill in unnecessary space in the review section.

This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3