Chapter 21: Skyrim Christmess Special Part 4
Bertyal and Presents and Feasts!
An Epic at Talosmas with Little Hood and his Merry Men
Part 4: Tretchary
So Little Hood and His Merry Men got back tot he Thives Guild headquaters with the bounty and treasutre and its was palced in the vult and they also had moare evidence of the evil funder of the hole opriation but not much.
The next day Little Hood and his Merry Men opened the door hoping to find all the tresure they had sotled and also the Thives Guild over all those years but all the tresure was goned "OH Noes!" yelled Bob the Bard who had invided to visted the Merry Men
"What the hel wo stoled all the tresures?!" demanted Preist Nuck and Little Hood swore "We must find them and make them payed" and Little Jim promised "I break tere bones!" and Tenkith shooted "I wil skin tere heads" and Dark Elf preist claimed "We must make them not alive anymoar!". "How will the poor eat now" saded Little Hood "we got that moneys to feed the poor and that is why we stole it form the rich! What Will they do now?!"
But than Little Hood membered "we have the evidnece" and so he gave it to his beast friend Mercer Fray who Little Hood planed to make an honarary Merry Man at sone point and Mercy Fray dermanded "who is the traitor" he demanded this cause he is the traitor.
"This might give us som hints" stated Little Hood and have Mercer Fray the Evidcne and he sai "this is not enouth to go on but we no our lizard giuy in solitude is behind this you shold go and intreigat them soon as possible" but he seacretly thinked "good that will get rid of those Merry Men so I can attend the Sheriff of Riften's feast as soon as posible.
Talosmas with Everwaeoned
The Sheriff of Riften and his band of evil buisnessmen and politiocans and military gluttons wear having a huge feast with all the tresure that Mercer Fray had stoled and Mercer Fray himslef was the guest of honour.
The Sheriff of Riften prosped a toast "To Mercer Fray you brilliant brute! Who did a good job a robbing all this money and tresure form the Thives Guild right under tere noises!" adn all the greedy bastard toasted Mercer Fray.
"Now you have all this money gentlemen would you lower the taxes" asked a repsitinve of the chraity of Mara but The Sheriff of Riften luthed "Nevar! cause you axed I will raise taxes to a 1000%! Muw Ha Ha HA!" and all of the guest luthed with him.
Meanwhile Little Hood and His Merry Men
Little Hood and his Merry Men had to break the real sad newsed to the poor about his the theft of the moneys for the poored and they showed proof that it had bean stoled. "It is so bad that this hapend with the Sheriff's taxes as well how will the poor surive" sadied the poor preist of Mara. The poor did get a feast thogh but it was only one cliffracer to eat among them at the temple feast foe teh poor cause that is all the can affored and they only got one atom of it each. But Little Lim still was thankful "Talos Bless everone" he say. So was Miniature Mike who is thankful that wont have to go to gorcary store. Evan Minute Mark kept his sprits up cause he gets to spen time wit overs. Pocket Paul was also a good as gold and did do anything rude. But the bravest of them al was Teensy-Weensy Thomas-William who mleted everones harts. "It warms mah hart seing how grateful these poor arr when they have so litle" sighed the Preistess of Akotosh "I just wished we cold have helped them moar" regetred Little Hood "you did yuo best and you arr a good man" resasured Preistess of Akotosh but Little Hood swore revanged on the traitor who ever he might bee.
Later With the Unra Stoneheart at the Evil Acandmey Awards
Unra Stoneheart was awaiting in audcaince for the Evil Acandmey Award results and she is one of the top contenders and the winner was anoced "The winner of the Evil Acandmey Awards goes to Unra Stoneheart for scarficing a preist and eating another preist and killing the bride at wedding and all kinds of othet pepole for assin targets.
Unra Stoneheart cold not belive that she had actually won this award and this was one of her live long dreams and she ran up on stage and acpeted the award and she gave a speech "Wow I cant belvie I won and fist I whould like to thank my father the evil warlock and mah Mother the evil countess they have bean an imprisation to me and my evil lifestlye. Than I would like to thank the dark Botherhood and also all the fools that arr so easy to kill and torment. When I was yonh I dreamed of beeing the most evil..."
But than than her speech was interupted by the host who interupted "wait we just recived some evdience that can flip the vote!" and than annonced "yes it looks like Unra Stoneheart is not the winner it is in fact the Sheriff of Riften and his secreate acompist who stole billions of septims from the poor"
Than The Sheriff of Riften came up and he did not evant give a speech. He moonwalked on stage did the crochthrust, did the splits, showered in money and just flipped the crowed the middle finger before kinda waltzing off.
"Wow he doesnt evan care that he won he is that evil folks!" enfused the Host and Unra Stoneheart just stood tere like "WTF!".
Meanwhile With Hongi the Furious and Friends
Hongi the Furious and Freinds had a great feast evan witch they god threw good means and not evils ones cause they are good and not evil. Lydia was tere giving storys of the items she had to carry for them and The Knight was there giving great tales of chivery and Sakidera Tokibusuke was tere talking of Samuri epics and Katla Herjolfdottir was tere talking of her hertige evan the beggar was tere cause Hongi got him som Argonian Ale and Amren was tere cause Hongi the Hongi the Furious had got here fathers sord for her and Adrianne Avenicci was also tere cause Hongi the Furious delviere sord for her and Andurs was tere cause Hongi got his amulet but Carlotta was also tere cause Hongi the Furious had stop crep bard form perving on her it haped leik this
"That guy is perving on me" Carlotera told Hongi the Furious and Hongi the Furious prusaded him that she is not intrested an not his and he was sad but wizer but Hongi the Furious was impres that he set him up with a anoth girl.
Tere was so many other pepole at teh feast but Lady Aribeth was not there cause she is from a driffent RPG
But tere tere was a message form Little Hood "can you help us my good babrains friend an yuse your postion as Thane of Whiterun to get food to teh poor of Riftem" and Hongi the Furious swore he whould do this. He contacted the Jarl and they gave a emergentcy delivery of the Food from a Food store to the poor. They wear so hapy tey made a statue of Hongi the Furious witch tey cold get a way cause it is not sature of Little Hood but later Mercer Fray stoled that statue whent one was loking cause he has the kelptomanic trait from the Sims 3.
Also Hongi the Furious gave his own gifts the first was to the smith Tactics giving him a famous work on metal work that is real hard to find (that is not the famous Roman author Tactics who gave the base for many Roman TV Shows) but because he is a smith (not agent smith a metal smith) and not a historian. But Hongi the Furious told him in the note that he should think about being a historian cause than he is not being bosed around by that evil orc woman and later this Tactics did and that became his rela job.
Hongi the Furious also gave a dedrea hart to an orc guy so they can make powerful weepona dnd delivered a potion form the witch woman at hags cure to a guy in Solitude stealthy and he was thank Hongi the Furious but quite so noone hear.
Hongi the Furious had also conviced the woman who was the killed at the her wedding to relaise some spiced wine for a guy the day befoare she was the killed. He had used his barbarian charm to convince her to let it go.
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmass
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again
With bandits heads and silver sords that glow
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmass
Weapons in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the Dragon Bones that will be
On your own front door
A pair of enchated boots and a staff that shoots
Is the wish of Little Hood and Alyce
Sords that'll talk and Gouls go for a stalk
Is the hope of Honig and Unra
And Astrid and Sheirrf of Riftem can hardly wait for killing to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmas
Everywhere you go
There's a dragon dead in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmass
Soon the Pwning will start
And the thing that'll make Nords king is the sword that you swing
Right within you enimies heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmass
Swords in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the Dragon Bones that will be
On your own front door
Sure, it's Talosmass once more
So it was a good Talosmas afterall and everyone did well? Find out what happends next time in Skyrim: The Journey of a Hero.
To be countued...
