Once a NEET always a NEET: Holiday Special 3

Disclaimers I don't own KonoSuba, Isekai Quartet, or any of the other properties besides How I Saved Satan's Daughter in Another World, please support any to all of the following releases.

Now this one also wasn't announced, but I figured I could at least through you guys a bone while I'm working on the Civil War chapter, something that'll definitely be lengthy without any words minced, and won't be out any time soon, cause seriously there's like almost 10 or so anime properties I've covering right now, with their own great number of characters here in this fic, with all of them having their own set of unique powers and abilities that I not only have to remember, but cover, and find a right balance in between where our heroes won't die from this.

No I've saved that one for an alternate storyline entirely that I had previously written in the 'Fearless Rise of the Sumerian God', so give that one a go if you're curious to know how that goes.

As for this one, like last year, this is heavily lemony centered filled if ya know what I mean, course you guys do, but also for me to make up a canceled special I promised back earlier this year I wanted to release back during pride month, so brace yourselves people, for some MMF bisexual threesome.

Also like last year no kink shaming anyone as this is a safe zone for everyone and anyone to enjoy, and if you do enjoyed, please don't be telling me how much you bust a nut to it, cause you won't believe how many people I actually had confessed to me through the PM system.

Like I said no shaming of anyone here, but still no, like I know as much as you guys know that I'm watching you fap like many adult actors and voice actors out there, but please not all of us need to know who and how many people are out there, since not all of us find it flattering.

Now after such a long opening authors note, I think it's time for us to get to the story already.

Christmas Eve, the night where parents are rushing out the office or college kids out their grocery store job so they can get back home with their families, children spending quality time with grandma and grandpa, and if you're in or from Japan, this night was essentially Valentines Day, with more heavy emphasis on the fornication.

Yup it seems just about everyone has someone to hook up with, and if not they're hanging with their friends to get shit faced drunk.

Or at least that was the heavy conception for everyone here this holiday night.

For some people, like Naofumi, tonight meant to spend a peaceful evening back home, prepare a nice feast for Raphtalia and Filo, watch a Christmas movie or 2, put the girls asleep, and wrap any last minute gifts he had for the girls.

Problem was that the girls went to bed a little earlier than he had anticipated, and all the gifts had been wrapped leaving him alone and rather bored.

Granted he had tried reaching out to his friends, with many of them not picking up their phones for one reason or another, much to his disappointment.

Now here he was walking around aimlessly on the streets, on this cold Christmas Eve night, hoping some level of excitement come his way.

Eventually he found himself walking in the plaza Art had previously annexed for himself as his turf, and just so happened to have spotted the red head immortal just as he was closing his main shop.

From there, they hit things off as they headed towards the bar he had installed within the plaza, where they were going to spend the night away drinking.

"Cheers" said both men as Naofumi knocked back his 3 Wisemen, while Art hit his Sex on a Beach pretty hard just now.

"Ah, thanks I kinda needed this" said Naofumi as Art began to pour him another shot, "Hey it's cool man, honestly I was under the impression that I was gonna be alone for Christmas this year" said Art as he handed Naofumi his second shot of the evening.

"Really, I was under the impression you'd be spending it with Iwasawa or hell even with that Minori girl tonight" said Naofumi as he was surprise to hear that kind of revelation.

"If you meant that in a very intimate manner, than I assure you there's nothing going on between me and Iwasawa, we're just really good friends with a love of music, as for a girl like Minori, not saying she's out of my league, though she'd be wanting me to recreate some of the more steamier scenes to her hardcore yaoi collection" said Art.

"If you want as a casual gathering as friends, well believe it or not no one's reach out to me with an invitation" admitted Art, "Damn, sorry to hear that, also Minori is a fujoshi" said Naofumi.

"She is, but please don't tease her on that, since I'm guilty of reading yaoi on a casual level" said Art, "No need to fret, I'm the last person to judge people based on who they are, you know so long as they ain't an asshole and a mindless sheep that doesn't question things" said Naofumi.

"Amen to that" said Art as he had finished making himself a buttery nipple, before both men hit their shots once more.

"So what about you, a handsome man such as yourself must have a girl or 2 pinning for you" said Art, "Well… I don't know about there being a girl who likes me, nor do I know how I feel about having another man casually flirt with me" said Naofumi.

"Dwell on that feeling for a minute, and tell me how you feel" said Art as Naofumi did dwell on the matter.

Granted it always felt nice when someone gets complimented, but when you know that they were also hitting on you well that's always a different story.

Sure Naofumi was the first to admit he's got trust issues he's still dealing with, and so far he's willing to put his trust in Kazuma and his friends, Yuri and her friends, and Subaru and his friends.

As for Art, well they just recently got acquainted and from what he's heard the guy does have a crush on him (Totally canon btw).

And well it maybe the alcohol talking, but if Art were to like say he did found him attractive, and wanted to go on a date with him, and was forward about it, I don't think Naofumi holds any real objections on the matter.

Honestly the thought and realization was just hitting Naofumi as he began to blush a little as his heart raced over the anticipation of giving Art a solid answer and seeing where this is going.

"If I'm quite honest, I actually don't mind, that is to say I kinda enjoyed it" said Naofumi with a blush as Art was mentally cheering himself that his casual flirt approach worked.

"Really, if you want I can whisper sweet nothings to you all night if you want, while we knock down some more brews" said Art, "And then what" asked Naofumi as he and Art got a little closer than they had realized.

"Then, I'd do something like this" said Art as he leaned in to kiss Naofumi on the lips once, twice, and the final time he got it done right, the way Naofumi had anticipated.

Spit was, tongues tugged each other back and forth, and Naofumi might have bitten Art's tongue for a moment there, but he let out such an erotic moan that any feeling of doubt washed away as the feeling of 2 adults being amorous filled the room.

(Last chance for those who don't enjoy Yaoi to back out, or lemons in general, for those who do, you're welcome)

If Naofumi would wrap his arms around Art, Art would start rubbing and gripping on his junk, if Art were to pull away from kissing Naofumi, Naofumi would press forward and drag his tongue back in his mouth.

Cocks rock hard, feelings that were mutual, and both men wanted more than what they were doing.

"Let's continue this back at my place" gasped Art as he and Naofumi had perfectly performed a Japanese kiss, "Let's" said Naofumi as they got off each other and began to leave the bar and walked past a few buildings into Art's place.

As they walked into the building, Art had already proceeded to remove the top portion of his clothing as he lead Naofumi to his bedroom.

As Naofumi had finished removed the remain upper article of his clothing, Art had pushed him down on his bed, before resting his head against Naofumi's hard cock.

"Wow, you're really hard aren't you" commented Art, "Can you blame me, more partner tonight is quite handsome and charming" said Naofumi getting Art to blush on the comment.

Not wasting anytime, Art began to undo Naofumi's trousers and undergarments and gave a gasp over how big and happy his cock was.

He started to gently grip it and proceeded to kiss it with care as he stroke it a little.

Once he had peeled the skin down, Art began to lick not only the head, but underneath and around it, and managed to stick his tongue underneath the foreskin.

Surprised by the immediate sense of new found pleasure, Naofumi thought it couldn't get better, but he was proven wrong when Art had taken his head into his mouth and proceeded to suck, lick, and graze his teeth around the places that sent shocks of pleasure up his spine.

"Art… I'm gonna cum" grunted Naofumi as Art said nothing but began to work on his cock with more ferocity, until finally Naofumi came inside Art's mouth.

Art had taken the heavy load, and still managed to find room to suck out any remaining cum that didn't burst out, as the numbness of cumming left Naofumi spasming in pleasure.

"You've got some pretty tasty cum you know" cooed Art, as Naofumi laid there speechless as his mind was clouded by the sense of euphoria.

"Now, I think it's my turn to get a taste of you" said Art with a smile as he began to drop his pants and showed off his pre-cum covered cock.

Repositioning themselves, Art was on top of Naofumi as he rested his cock on his, before gripping it getting a moan from the man.

"You ready" asked Art, "Yes" said Naofumi as his cock found some newfound vigor as Art began to poke and prod his cock up against Naofumi's ass.

"Please… don't tease me" pleaded Naofumi as he couldn't stand the teasing, "Trust me, I'm eager too, but I love teasing myself as much as my partner" said Art with a heavy breath as his cocking was throbbing and aching for wanting to feel Naofumi's warm insides.

After a good minute of teasing, Art began to slide his cock inside of Naofumi and felt he could cum already just from the unexpected tightness and warmth.

Naofumi had laid there with a cute blush on his face as he and Art were finally connected, and Art found him absolutely cute, that he lowered himself closer and began to kiss him as passionately as they did in the bar.

While Art had focused on thrusting his hips in and out of Naofumi, they both had fought to steal each other's breath as their tongues wrestled and wiggled, leaving their minds in a blank state.

As Naofumi began to move his hands up along Art's chest, he felt his nipple and proceeded to tease and pinch them, getting surprise by the sudden kick from Art slamming his cock so deep into Naofumi the sound of his balls slapping against his ass also filled the room.

With Naofumi's hips shaking in pleasure, and Art's cock continued to pulse in pleasure, it was only a matter of an impulse for both men to finally cum.

"Naofumi" screamed Art as he was moving his hips faster, "Please…please cum inside" begged Naofumi as they held onto each other deeply until finally both men came as their moans of pleasure filled the room.

"I haven't nut like that in a long time" said Naofumi as he and Art were trying to catch their breath, "I can tell" said Art as he ran his finger across his chest, where Naofumi came, before taking a sample and savoring the taste of his semen again.

"Hey, think you're up for another round" asked Art as Naofumi looked down and saw that his cock was still hard and raring to go, "Yeah" said Naofumi.

"All right, though let's make things interesting" said Art as he began to reach for his mobile and was calling someone.

"Hey, you're busy right now" asked Art before he felt Naofumi going on the attack and proceeded to clean his cock.

"You are… good" said Art as he tried to get Naofumi off his junk, but the man was relentless as he began to not only take it down his throat, but also held a firm grip on his ass that escape was futile.

"I-I-I'm good just…try to cum~ here ASAP" said Art before finally hanging up the phone and looked down on Naofumi as he open his mouth to show off the cum he had swallowed.

"God if you weren't so hot I'd be pissed" said Art as Naofumi got up to his feet and began to make out with Art as they swapped his cum on top of spit for good minute, before pulling away for another Japanese kiss.

"I could say the same, I never agreed to a threesome" said Naofumi with a pout before Art began to push Naofumi back on the bed and mounted over him.

"No worries, you won't mind soon enough" said Art with a fiendish smile as he began to pull some things from under his bed.

In one hand Art had an onahole while in the other, he had a wireless vibrator eggs, leaving Naofumi with a bewildered look.

"Um…" was all Naofumi could say just as Art gripped his cock, "No worries, this will feel great" said Art as he began to look one of the eggs, before inserting it up Naofumi's ass.

After inserting the second one up his ass, Art began to grip his and Naofumi's cocks together and added some heating gel, before sliding the onahole over both cocks.

"Ok, time fore round 2" said Art as he began to switch on the wireless vibrators and instantly both felt the sensual feeling of both their asses feeling good as their cocks shot up and twitch inside the toy.

Gripping each others hands, the only thing they had to do was focus on making out, as Art would occasionally increase the speed in the vibrators, sending their g-spots off towards max pleasure, with their balls aching to finally cum once more.

In spite of how numbing their cocks had became, and how their brains continued to become, fuzzy, it mattered not as they both pulled their head back and finally came together once more.

It was nirvana to say the lease, as their cocks at this paint remained hard and ached for more, the feeling of feeling another mans hot cum covering their cocks, on top of them both shooting a few more spurts over the post euphoric moment, it was clear that Art and Naofumi were having a good time tonight.

"Geez, we came like what, 3 times now" said Naofumi in amazement as he had look down at his cum covered member, "Yeah, it's a scientific marvel like morning wood, though honestly I ain't complaining" said Art as he removed the egg from his ass and began to walk towards the door.

"Especially since our 3rd party member has finally arrived to the scene" said Art as he began to open the door to reveal the person Art was talking about.

He had seen this girl before hanging around Art, and briefly recalled how Kazuma, Tanya, Subaru, and Ainz stood their watching Art taking a beating from her friends, while confessing to her.

"Art you found me" said Ruby as she was fondling her boobs, and flicking her bean as Art had brought his still erect cock towards Ruby's face as she was feeling more amorous from not only the sight, but smell.

"Sorry I didn't call you sooner, but our friend here was going to spend Christmas tonight all on his lonesome, and well I'm not one to turn a handsome man away on this night" said Art.

"It's all right, I actually don't mind so long as you treat me in the same way you had been treating him" said Ruby before finally going in and began to suck on Art's cock.

"Hmm, seems I've got to partners who get off seeing other people fuck in front of them" said Art as he turned his head back to see Naofumi stroking his meat and massaging his balls.

"But no matter, you're both about to have yours truly to yourselves tonight" said Art as he began to help Ruby up and carry her towards his bed bridal style.

Tossing her next to Naofumi, Art wasted no time in helping the girl removing her skirt and panties, before digging in and eating her pussy.

During this time, Naofumi had no idea what to do as he continued to watch Art sucking on Ruby's lower lips and rubbing her clit, before he saw that Art was slitting his eyes towards him to join them.

Seeing that as a clear sign as any other, Naofumi began to make his way behind Art and bury his face in his ass.

Sticking his tongue inside, he wiggled it around as Art let out a moan as pleasurable as the same puppy like whines Ruby was making.

Wanting to do more, Naofumi had reached his hand between Art's legs and began to stroke his cock, while licking his ass, leaving him in a struggling state of wanting to pleasure Ruby.

"Don't stop, I'm close to coming" said Ruby as she buried Art's face deeper in her pussy as his heavy breathing, and tonguing on her lower lips was etching her closer, as Art himself was getting closer to cum himself.

As she kept Art's head in place, Ruby finally came filling Art's mouth his love juices, and was about to cum himself, but Naofumi stopped when he felt his cock pulsing more and more.

"Naofumi, why'd you stop" whined Art as this was the type of teasing he hated, "Would be a shame to leave your girlfriend not filled with cum yet" said Naofumi as they turned to Ruby, who had an ecstatic look on her face as he legs twitched a little.

"Thanks for looking out for us like that" said Art as he began to help Ruby remove her shirt, cape and bra, before mounting on her.

"Ready to go darling" asked Art as something about him calling 'Darling' got Ruby to skip a few beats, "Yes" said Ruby.

Not wasting any time, Art had began to insert his member inside of Ruby, and while he had performed a few gentler thrusts at first, he soon kicked up the pace as he was desperate to not only cure himself of his blue balls, but because he got so turned on by hearing Ruby's puppy like moans.

Unlike before, Naofumi took initiative, as he got on top of Art, throwing him off a little, but felt his cock straddling passed down his ass and felt the head poking and prodding his balls.

"Come on, let's all feel good now" said Naofumi as he slid his cock inside of Art, sending a new wave of pleasure from his ass gripping on Naofumi's cock as it rubbed against his g-spot, but also the warm inner folds of Ruby's pussy as it was desperately begging for his cock.

In a few short thrusts, Art was coming inside of Ruby as she felt his warm seed flood it's way inside her womb, while Naofumi continued to fuck his ass, which he not only like, but so did Ruby as Art was not only harder after coming, but felt bigger.

Gripping onto Ruby's left boob, Art went to assault her right one as he began to bite and suck on her nipples, before Naofumi leaned in towards his earlobe and nibbled on them.

Ruby was now left lying there gripping onto the bed sheets as she had 2 men acting like animals on top of her, which excited her to no end, with one desperately trying to cum inside of her, and the other trying to not only cum, but claim him as his own.

Using whatever remaining will power she had, she waited for the opportunity for Naofumi to slam his cock so hard on Art, that he would fall over, giving Ruby a chance to wrap her legs around them to the best of her abilities.

With each pounding thrust, and ecstatic moan, the group was anticipating for maximum climax, when Art erupted the biggest load inside of Ruby, when he felt Naofumi finally coming inside him, all the while Ruby squirted on Art.

At the moment, they didn't care who claimed who, as everyone had been marked by each other at some point or another, and just enjoyed the moment.

"Huff, man, I feel great" said Art as he laid in between Naofumi and Ruby as they clung onto him dearly.

"Hey, would it be selfish of me to ask if we could go again" asked Ruby, "Honestly I was thinking the same thing" said Naofumi as the both turned to Art who let out a defeated sigh.

"Sure thing, though honestly it's gonna be hard for us to feel such intense pleasure like that again" said Art, "I mean, we do have a bunch of toys lying around" said Ruby as she pulled out a long double sided dildo.

"Not to be pessimistic, but we need something more intense than toys" said Art, "Like what" asked Naofumi.

"I don't know, tentacles, but as far as I know, none of us have friends that are tentacle monsters" said Art.

"True, though I think I might have the answer to our solution" said Naofumi as he activated his shield to use his kept secret ability, which was indeed a bunch of slimy, tendril, tentacles that are normally seen in a lot of hentai.

"Yeah that'll work" said Art with a smile as he pulled down the sheets to reveal his newly vigored cock, much to Naofumi's and Ruby's joy since tonight is not only young, but also their time with Art, before they all got to leave first thing in the morning to visit their families, and they were all going to take their time what comes next.

Days Later

After enjoying a nice Christmas break, everyone and everything was back to normal, everyone was back in school and causing mayhem, taking test, or just hanging out.

Right now, Naofumi was enjoying his lunch alongside with not only the leaders of each group, but also with Raphtalia and Filo next to them as they were discussing about things that involves their idiot teammates.

"Yeah, so she still has a habit of drinking about 2 packs a week, leaving me to not only clean up the bottles, but make sure she doesn't puke on the rug" vented Kazuma.

"Dude, I don't know if you realized this but I think Aqua might have a drinking problem" said Subaru, "Agreed, I think you should force her to go cold turkey" said Tanya.

Just as Naofumi was about to open his mouth and add to the conversation, he felt the arms of a familiar person wrapped around him as they rested his head next to his.

"Hey handsome, you got a moment" asked Art as this got everyone's attention, "Sure" said Naofumi as he was caught off guard but didn't mind since this was Art we're talking here.

"Well, me and Ruby were wondering if you wanted to joining us at the ice cream bar later today after school, and maybe even get some additional dessert after that" said Art as Naofumi couldn't help but blush at the implication.

"Y-Yeah, that be great" said Naofumi, "Sweet, you're the best" said Art before planting a quick peck on his cheek before turning tail to eat lunch with his girlfriend.

"What was that" asked Subaru as he was the one to break the silence, "I think it was pretty obvious as to what had just happened" said Ainz as he wish he could show more emotion right now.

"Hmm, colored me intrigued, I wouldn't have figured you'd have fallen for a scrub like that, much less one who was in a relationship" said Tanya as she notice that Raphtalia had been shaking the whole time as she held her fork with enough strength it chatter in her hands.

"Master Naofumi, what is your relationship with that man" asked Raphtalia as she feared for the answer that Naofumi was about to give her.

"He's my…boyfriend" said Naofumi as it took everyone a minute to react before letting out a surprise yell.

"Wait, what does that mean" asked Filo innocently, "It means that Naofumi is dating Art rather intimately, which I mean good for you man and good to finally know" said Kazuma.

"What does dating mean" asked Filo, "It means that when 2 people like each other very much, they spend a lot of alone time together, going places, doing things, and if they're serious enough move into an apartment together" explained Subaru.

"And if they really liked each other, they might wind up married someday" added Tanya as this answered all of Filo's questions.

"Master Naofumi, is Art Legend going to become our new father" asked Filo as that question got Raphtalia to snap as she began to unsheathe her sword and looked at Art with intense murderous eyes.

"I'm gonna kill that immortal son of a bitch" stated Raphtalia as she had to be pulled back by everyone before she started something.

Though if it means anything, at the end of the day none of this was really canon as with all these specials I've made.

"Or is it" said Art as he turned to you're the reader giving while giving a wink.

And we're done, wow I was really trying to get this done, before the end of the holidays and end of the year, so I hope you guys enjoyed it.

Honestly I originally had planned to get Kazuma involved, with him wearing a sexy set of panties and bra and him wearing a school girl outfit, because yes thank you to all those who created those kinky fan art of Trap Kazuma, possibly Sylvia and Raphtalia as well because I can, but I decided to go with this instead, because one I could, 2 this felt a good excuse to write some actual yaoi for a change, and C, just to piss off those followers who like to flame on me, just a little more. =3

Honestly if there's anything I regret not putting in, it was definitely this idea of Naofumi using those tentacles in action, but I only axed it cause I'm out of time, trying to write this on time.

All in all I hope you guys enjoyed this years holiday special, as this will be our last chapter for this year, and we'll be back here again on our annual January 5th update.

SO until then, be safe, be good people, and please support you your local fandom communities.

This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3