Chapter: 24: Living Bad Dreams!
Autheores Notes: Sorru tere was no chapter las weak evant know I promise a hapter per wek. But this is becayse noone voted on mah pole about who should be the compaion character evan after I mad a trilaer for the vote watch?v=YGRBq78MO4E Sobe Sure to vote in the poll for who will be the character of the companions guild (Sea mah profile to vote). Asuka I will rite two chapters in a weak at som point to make up k?
any whauy on wit the story.
Hogni the Furious was hearing rumbers of a bade place inhabited by teh evil dragon preist Otar who is mad and is nokn as Otar the Mad. So Hongi the Furious new that he had to put a stop to this gret eviled and save moar pepole who lives are in the dangered. The ruin is was in Markth area that is nown as the reach and is a lethal place wit much dangere but Hongi the Furious doesn't afraid of anything.
It was a dank day whent Hogni the Furious herd about the dark ruins that the mad Otar livered in. Hogni the Furious and Bob and lydia and the Night werent siting in a pub having a good bite to eat and a hot mug of ale for you ned to have hot ale in the cold world of Skyrim. As Hogni the Furious was driking he herd some thifes taking about the dark ruins of Rangvlad tey were talking about the riches tehy hoped to steel and tese wear not good thifes liek Little Hood and his Merry Men they wear the bad and Hogni the Furious cold tell.
One had a dark hood and he loked leik a evil magic dude who uses bad magic and dank magic to kiler pepole. Te over was a big warrior theive was was a ten foot tall and was ver mussel real mussel almost leik a wariror but an evil on and he had big sord he loke leik someon who knock pepole of the ead for a lviing. The third was a evil woman theif who is a pseicalised rouge type of thive and she weres a dark mask that hides her face. The foth was a midget thife only one foot tall and was alos very coward liek a mice that is tryin to bee a man.
"We should hit the place to knight" smoked the big guy "of course that old ruin whill be sawrming with tresre and than we whould be the rich ones and the jarls" stated the thife woman and the bad wizard theif aded "yas and than I will be able to take all he magic powar of the acheints for myself ... ahem for ourseselves". But the migdget wad shaking "I don't know about tis goys It sounds darngerous down tere and I dont want to be kiled and than dye!. precides I know that the mad dragon pest Otar livers tere and he is the real evil". "Shut up wrom! Jimmy you wok for me and so do not qeustion my orders" demaned the woman theif and she turn to evil wizard "you dont take anytthing unles I say got that!" So than tey left but . Hogni the Furious and freinds herd averythng.
"We have to folow them and find out what tey are doing and if there realy is an Dragon Preist tere" Hogni the Furious pointed out "I agree my thyne" Lyida agreed and the Knight spoke "Yes tis wil be honrable corse" and but Bob the Bard cowarded "yes but this sounds dangeorus and Dargon presits are the scary can we just give this a miss?" but . Hogni the Furious would not have it "Silly Bob! We have to take out the evil Dragon Preists as tey are part of the Dragon invasion and this is a good chance and also dont forgot that you are with the Dragonborn himslef Hogni the Furious!" Hogni the Furious adaded.#
Meanwhile Wit Unra Stoneheart
Unra Stoneheart was taking a vist to Dawnstar to kill a Argonian who lived near and was the opsed wit shipwreked. Unra Stoneheart did not know why tis dude needed to dye but she did not car. Anyway Unra Stoneheart was stoping to rest at the Dawnstar and aeverwear the pepole wear compling about scary knightmares all over. Evan whent Unra Stoneheart whent to buy som posion form a alchemist shop tey wear complaing about knightmares. So Unra Stoneheart was the intrested in this and so she boked a rom at the inn and to slep the night and as she whent in tere she herd wild talk and tales of sea monsters of the sea and sea curses and the demons of the deep. There Unra Stoneheart spoke wit an old Sailor who was telling tailes of giant sea monsters and sea beasts and monsterous beasts of the sea. But whent Unra Stoneheart axed him about them he acused her of making fun of him and told her to piss off saying "tere out there you'll sea!". "wow this city is rude" Unra Stoneheart thinked. So Unra Stoneheart slep in the roomed she remted but than she had no knightmares and was the disapointed.
So Unra Stoneheart whent around the city asking pepole about what tey were having knightmares about and she created undead servents that lok leik normal pepole and shadow demons that can disguse themselves as normies to do ask the thosands of pepole of the city what tey are having knightmares about in a mass survay. Thant whent the results came back she was the dissapointed that none of them wear having knightmares about her. "fist tey were whing about tere bad dreams and now tere not evan having bad dreams about me! I am done wit thise city it suuuucks" Unra Stoneheart sayd.
Than as she was just about to leve a preist of Mara aproched her
Meanwhile With Hogni the Furious
Hongi the Furious and friedns were riding towards the the dark ruins and where heding thought an town whent a desprate man ran out and sayed "stop yuo got to help us the mine is infected wit zombies" and Hongi the Furious was heistent but agreed. So it was time for the heroeds to take on some acheint Nord Zombos cause the miners had stubled on a cursed Nord burrila stie.
Tere was no site of them at first but tey wear soon aslied but armed Drugers who atacked them on al sides. but Hongi the Furious was redy and his sneses wear leik a honed car and he moved leik a speeding fright trane taking down zombe after zombie tere old bones no match for his steel. The Knight for himself like a moving towar taking josting wit the zombies and impaling them or behding them. Lyida was tere giving support and Bob the Bard was eithetr hiding or trying to give inspration. Soon tey cleared he area and had the unded on the run.
The undead led them down to the area of traps and choping blades and spike luhcers. But this did not bother Hongi the Furious who kep up the asult regardles like tere was no traps tere and the Knight and Lydia just blocked the traps wit epic sheild skills. Those unded standing no chance and were taken out before they cold say "branes"
But than they arvied at the man chamber wear was a dragon presit and so it loked they whould be fighting two Dragon Preists this chapter.
Meanwhile With Unra Stoneheart
The Preist of Mara sayed his namen ist Erandur and he is kwoing about the knightmares and wear they come form and he wants Unra Stoneheart help to stop them. Now Unra Stoneheart whould not usaly give a monkeys about some peasents having bad dreams but because they wear not knightmaring about her she took this as a personal insulet and so wanted to help stop this.
So Unra Stoneheart and this goody goody two shoe preist heeded for the temple. He told her that teh Temple was beeing attacked be orc invaders and that the presits of the dream dedrea whose name I kant spell but I wil try Vernima (soemthing leik that) put them all to sleep using a thing caled the Miasma and the presits of Vaermina (had to copy and paste that) were used it to stop the invasioned.
Unra Stoneheart did not real care but wanted to know how this preist knows about al of this and also wear cold she get some of this Miasma caus it sounds leik good stuff. Than they whenyt in.
Tere wear in the chapel but the presit new how to open da way to the temple proper and he did and soon tey wear in tere. It was leik a hug tower and down below was the skull of corrpetion witch the goody goody preist says is bad evil relic that steels dreams and Unra Stoneheart thinked "I like it already".
Than Unra Stoneheart and the presit came to the force feild and he told her that he neded to lock in liberay before conturing. So the did but the libary had been destroyed by orc invaders and the presit was sad about the destruction of so many good books and so was Unra Stoneheart who was sad and angery cause evan Unra Stoneheart hates the destruction of acheint knowalge as she is always ready for a good book. So she whould use painful isulsions splels on the orcs as vengence for the destrion of knowlage.
So Unra Stoneheart and the presit whent thought the temple killing bad orcs and the awkened wizards. Unra Stoneheart used blood magic to kil orcs but she not real wnat to kill the wizards cause they only protect hte place but she had to do it.
But Unra Stoneheart had to find a good book and found the one it was the dreamwalker (not the Stenaphen Kang novel that is caled the Dreamcatcher) so she gave it to the presit and he say someting shocking Unra Stoneheart has to take a poistion that wil let her travel in the past dreams and memories wich is risky. Can Unra Stoneheart do it?
Meanwhile With Hongi the Furious
Hogni the Furious and friends wear now fighting the evil dragon preist who is behind the atack on the mine and he has tow statues shoting fire balls at them as well as evil magic. Hongi the Furious was using his art of swordmanship to delfct the fireballs back and the Knight was using his sheild to do the same and Lyida was using power throws. Than Hogni the Furious charged at the Dargon Preist leik a mad thing doing masive damage while Lyida fired arroweds and the Knight also did atacks wit his epic massiv gret sword. Soon they kick the Dragon presits boney ass.
No what is the next task oh yes investiage the evil mad otar!
Now Hogni the Furious and his feinds came out the mines ans everyone was shocked that they handled the mines cause they wear about to call the army! Hogni the Furious did ask witch army but sayed "always bet on the Dragonborn" but thna a dragon atacked and they had to fight it. It was a posin Dragon. "this is a outh one say" Lyida
Meanwhile With Unra Stoneheart
Unra Stoneheart tok the potion liek a boss and than etered the dream land of the memories and found that tere was some gut teling her that the place is being atacked by ocs and she was sent ot activate the misama and so she went up the stairs past many batles until she found teh switch that realses it.
Than Unra Stoneheart woke up was in the chamber on the over side but the preist was could not get two her cause of the force feild. So Unra Stoneheart deativated it by remvoing the soul gem than the two whent togerther killering orcs and mage guys. Than two of the old freinds presits of the Temple confrounted him and reivled that he had left them to dye when he activated the sleeping Gas-s-s-s. It was liek the point in the clockwork organe wear Alex was confronted by his old freinds who are now police but in reverse cause the preist guy who is now stright were the two old buddies are still loyal to the old ways.
Unra Stoneheart helped him take out his two friends using spels form the colouful magic and this new mod Actium I think it is caled. Than Unra Stoneheart sayed "Maybe they are right we should not destroy the Skull of Couprtion" but the Preist say "yes we should as it is evil" and Unra Stoneheart thinked "oh I will have to kill him nao" So the preist was did a ritual to disable to the forcefield and than was doing the one to destroy the Skull of Corruption and Unra Stoneheart was about to kil him.
Than she hard a voice that sayed
"He's deceiving you. When the ritual's complete, the Skull will be free and then Erandur will turn on you. Quickly! Kill him now. Kill him and claim the Skull for your own! Vaermina commands you!"
Now he was real going to dye it was bad enought that when he was going to destoroyah the Skull of Corruption but now he is going to take it and calim all teh glory for himself and not Unra Stoneheart she wasnt having this.
Meanwhile With Hongi the Furious
Hogni the Furious and his friends battle the dragon but Hogni the Furious new the strats to take on the dragon. He attacked the Dragon like a dog that hunts tiggers attacking rabid tigger and did masisve damage. Hogni the Furious movied leik thunder and atacked the week spot of the Dragon and did a lot of damage. Than he plunged his sworded into the dagon's gart and did kill that Dragoned and now teh villagers new why the need not call in the army or the navy or the ariforce to take care of the zombs in the mine cause they have the Dragonborn Hogni the Furious to win their battles and slay the foes of Skyim. Hogni the Furious who knows only the law of the Dragonborn only the way of the Dragonbron and the way of the Skyrim Epice Viking dudes who want to be epice viking guys!
Meanwhile With Unra Stoneheart
So Unra Stoneheart grabed the Skull of Corruption and sayed in a bold speech "You think you can betray me and become the Lord of Corruption and steel mah glory nevar! I Unra Stoneheart will clam Vaermina's Glory for my own!" so than she used the Skull of Corruption on teh preist and created an evil clone of him as that is its powar and the evil clone killered him.
So Unra Stoneheart arived back at the Dawnstar City wit the Skull of Corruption and than was told that she whould be able to get a plot of land if she killereds the giant at Road Road Rass. So Unra Stoneheart trotted of and snuck into the giants camp and hit it wit a Skull of Corruption hit that mae a clone of it to attack itself and the clone kiled the gint and dispred.
So Unra Stoneheart arvied back and teh Jarl was the shocked that Unra Stoneheart had kiled the giant and thuse had no choice but to sell her the plot of land caled Heljarchen Hall. Now Unra Stoneheart came tere and truned it into a giant gotic mansion that whould put draculas castle and the masnoin form reisdent evil 1 and frankenstans caslte and the police station form Resident Evil al to shame. Unra Stoneheart had her undead demons and shadow creatures make giants build this monster mansion and it had cliff like towers and waks. It also had gargolyes statues and dark arenas and hundreds of roomeds and halls and roms of mad sintists to do evil exptemtnst.
Authoers Notes: I not that you can not have this stuff in hearthfire but this what whould it be liek if Betheda were not so stingy wit content
Meanwhile With Hongi the Furious
Hogni the Furious and his freinds had arived at the Skyrim Tombs and wear readingy to take out the danger that is Otar the Mad but that will have to wait until the next chapter
See you then space cowboy!
To Be Countued...
