Chapter 25: The Dark Magic Tasks

Autheors Noteans: I have stille not got any votes for mah poll! What is the gives? We ned to have votes for the Compaion Character So I no who mah fans whant to see as the Comapnion Character!

Remindeder the Chandiates arr

A Cursed Prince seeking to regain his nam

The empoer's new The Champion

A Drunken Sailor

A Monster Hunter who beomce teh monstar

Teh Wrold's Stongest Man

A Predator/Yautja who is locking for a god hunt

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Anywhays on to the storyed alrighy

Chapter 25: The Dark Magic Tasks

So it was now the that for time for hour heroes to stike! They had one misoned to investigate the evil and take it down in epice battle of good vs evil. The Evil lurked in the hart of these ruins and it is the mad Otar.

So Hogni the Furious and Lydia and the Knight and Bob the Bard were heding into the ruins and tere was many unded dudes tere to fight. The four heros fort thought a big halle wit undes in it and kiled them. Than they did the batle fort corridars and came to a gaint rom wit an alter that like one of those tings wear the old mumies arr buried in but it neded to have slots that you have to slot skuls keys in. As Hogni the Furious was examing it they werer ataked by thre druger who ar moar powar tham some Drauger.

Meanwhile Wit Little Hood and His Merry Men

Little Hood and His Merry Men had a meating with Either the mage of the collage of Winterholm. This was a top seceart meating so they had to meat in the Winterhelm pub that is outside the collage and they met in a function room that is usaly used for darts or carryoki or fro the RPG socitey who play a tabletop RPG set in the modern day earth cause that is leik a fantasy wrold for Skyrim.

So Little Hood and his Merry Men came tere and Either layed out the plan they wil have to inflitrate the wizards tower musem of Markoth and gain a print of the translation tablet used by the wizard resercher Calcelmo. So it was time to lay out a plan. Little Hood had helped Calcelmo reunite wit his love (this wil be covered in the valntines special chapter) so he cold get the key of to musme of him based on that alone. But just incase Priset Nuck cold discuss the reserch wit him cause when Priest Nuck is not eating and drinking or helping Little Hood and the Merry Men he is doing importan resaerch and theogly as wel. So it was plan deiced.

Meanwhile Wit Hogni the Furious

Hogni the Furious and his pals were also coming up wit a plan to get the skull keys they neded to get to the altar. Those Druger wear no match for the great Dragonbron and his compaions. Hogni the Furious beheded one wit a mighty stike and Lydia did a heild bash and sword stabs to break another and the Knignt braved wit sowrd drawn and dfeated them leik the wariros of old. Ofcourse Bob the Bard was trying to rite an epice song to recoerd tere battle but cold only think of that zombie horro bok that he red "rise of the dead" witch is leik the Skyrim version of the badas 70's film "Dawn of the Dead" by George A Romero who was a horror genius.

Now it was time for the Heros to split up and take on both keycards. Lydia and Hogni the Furious went to the west and the Knight and Bob the Bard whent to the east.

Meanwhile Wite Little Hood and His Merry Men

Little Hood and His Merry Men wear riding thought the Skyrim on the way to Markouth to get to the Wizard's Toewar and but Little Hood had some major ting to think aboit. Mercer Fray who he thinked was a god man turned out to be the most evil and agreedy agent of the Sherrif of Riftem. But Little Hood thinked that he cold tryst him but tey still new the objective and still found plenty of time for Merry Song and good drink as tere is nothing that a god drink and song wont dispel.

Than they came to the Markoth Sity and had to find were teh tower of the Wizard is and this meant navigating the miles of strange strets of Markoth and all its narrow allies and tal myserous buildings that are evan moar unkown than the dpeths of teh see.

Than they came to the palace wear the enrtrance to the towar lay. Now it wa s tim for Little Hood and his Merry Men to mkae thier imprint of the tabel tthat had the Snow Elfs lnague on it.

Meanwhile wit Unra Stoneheart

Unra was now closing in on her target the loser who lived out someking of shipreck and claimed it as his own. Unra Stoneheart did not car why this guy had to dye that is was not imported but what is the thrill of the kill and the pay. Unta Stoneheart was tinkinf a unquie way to killer this man cause she is the assissin and he better watch out.

Unra Stoneheart than decided to use a spell to make the ships come live and be evil so as the stange man had a nice nap the suken ship rose from the deepths and ate him. Than it sailed off as an goast evil ship wit a goast crew and an evil gaost captain that Unra Stoneheart had sumoned form the depths of Oblvion. The poor man who was obsed wit the ship only got to be a goast cabin boi in his afterlive as a goast on the ship and he was kept being made to scrub the decks.

Meanwhile With Hogni the Furious and Freinds

Hogni the Furious and Lydia was cuting thought dragers liek a hot nife thought butar. Hogni the Furious was cuting them to shreds and Lydia was using her spike sheilds to impaled them and hen one came up begind her she crossbowed them. They fort many this way and all dyed by tere hands and soon tey wer at the skul. Hogni the Furious spared no tim and grabed it like a venus fly trap snabing a fly.

Than out of their long foggoten tombs the ded rose again and aomg tem was Guardian Torsten. This was the powar battle and Lydia and Hogni the Furious whent charge at the unded freaks. Tey cut them down leik a groundsman cutting grass. Than Hogni the Furious and Lydia fort the guardian. Hogni the Furious using dragon shouts and mighty sowrd blows and Lydia using he sickle.

But it was not goning so whell wit the Knight and Bob the Bard casue while the Knight is an epice fighter Bob the Bard is not. So the Knight was slaying undead dudes left and right while Bob the Bard was hiding in a flwoer pot. "Silly Bob get out and fight or atleast make a song about this battle. You arr no man you are a coward sir!" the Knight yelled at Bob the Bard. So Bob the Bard tried making the song but it was the terribel but it was so bad that it kiled the unded and it was like Mars Attacks by Tim Burton wear the Country Music killers the aliens but this is musci that hurts undead.

So Bob the Bard and Knight weaped thought undead and cmae to the skull key and the Knigt behled it and than tok it bit this sumoned the big Draguer known as the Guardian Saerek. So Bob the Bard played his unded kiling song while The Knight chockped them down like leaks. Then it cmae to the final batle wit the Guardian Saerek and the Knight did epice damage while Bob dmaaged its ears.

Now all the heors comerged on the alter to open the doored and out of the door came Otar the Mad.

Meanwhile Wit Little Hood

So Little Hood and his Merry Men had entared the main camber and was talking to the Calcelmo who was doin research and new that Little Hood was the one who reuinded him wit his lost lvoe and so when Little Hood axed for entrance to the musem he gave Little Hood the key. But Priest Nuck also had to have some talk about researtch and he did.

Now Little Hood and his Merry Men was in the musem and wear alowed to walk around cause they wear invided but stil had to sneak into the tower lab of the Wizard to get the inscription of the snow elf lnagiuge. Stil they enjoyed the musem loking all the fansinating artfacts of the dwarfs and it was like the seince fair. But whent they got the chance they snukc way and gain acess to the wizards lab.

Tere they were many evil traps that they had to avoid including posion gas wit Preist Nuck turned of by steping on the plate. There they cam to the mad office of the wizard and tere was nethew Little Hood did nto whant to fight him cause the wizard is a good man and high elf so he created a destration to draw the nethew out. Also when they wear tere they found the puzzel box that whould be usful to theifs quild

Meanwhile Wit Unra Stoneheart

Unra Stoneheart was having a good drink to celibrate a good and awsome kill for the Dark Brotherhood and now she is checking her list of targets. When a strange dude wearing evil hooded robes arpochned her "Are you the Unra Stoneheart the evil?" and Unra Stoneheart was the happy to know that he reputation precides her "Yes that is I" but the goy mocked "Well I think you a n00b of evil and not fit to join our evil band unless you prove youslef" and Unra Stoneheat asked how and he trew her a book that caled "Boethiah's Proving"

So now Unra Stoneheart new that she had to go the shrine of Boethiah for something cool. Now as she aproched tere was a arena battle and cultists were holding nifes. Unra Stoneheart arpcohed the cultist leader and they told her that she neded to find a scarfice but that person had to be a follower and somone they belive that Unra Stoneheart whould hang out with. If Unra Stoneheart can do this she can join their evil band.

"That is a hard one" thinked Unra Stoneheart cause most pepole who she whould hang out whould be too cool to sacrice. Than she whent back to her lair the Dark Tower and than she membered that tere is a real anoying person who thinks that she's all goth and shit but she is a total poser. She also talks too loud and doens't fit in with any evil band Unra Stoneheart can't evan belave she exists but she dose. So Unra Stoneheart came to her and bullyed "say kid you whant to hang out" and this person is liek "OMG I cant bleive that I get to hang out wit the grate Unra Stoneheart so goafh (cause she cant evan spell Goth) and we can be leik vampires".

So this poser folowed Unra Stoneheart while teling realy bad jokes in a loud voice and teling storys that go nowhere or go round in cricles and makin forced meme refences and also be tooo edgy and forced like saying things liek "I like seaing old pepole get beat up cause it relaxing". All thise made Unra Stoneheart rol her eyes at this pose. Now it was getting close to midnight and they arived she was redy to take this anying girl to slaughter. So Unra Stoneheart peer preusred you not what whould be real cool touch that pilar and the poser posed "omg that whould be liek so random" and she did and now Unra Stoneheart cold put the safrice nife in the posers hart! and did the blod scarfice. But nao the Boethiah posed the boady of the poser to her and demaned "why did you kill that follower who trusted you?".

Unra Stoneheart new the answer to this "Because she is annoying and a poser and I wanted to decidcake a scarifce to the great dark lady" but Boethiah was not impresed " petty reasons! Do you mock me and think you can boy my faovour like that?" but Unra Stoneheart was imprsed eiher "I am no threatend of you!" and Boethiah conplated "you should be but a hart fee form fear is usefull prehaps you arr the one I seek" than Boethiah gathered her followers and told them that they must fight to the deaf to prove witch one can surve her as her chapion. "Ah good a fight" thinked Unra Stoneheart and she used evil spels and epic spells to blow away the cultists!

Than Boethiah posed a body of one of her preistesses abd spokem to Unra Stoneheart again (This Story will contue in next chapter).

Meanwhile Wit Little Hood and His Merry Men

Little Hood and His Merry Men wear now sneaking acorss of the walkway to the tower of the wizard down bleow the vast city scape of Malkoth was and it is liek that part in Half Life 2 where you are in Breen Tower but very diffrent and aucally not like that at all. So now they rope lined into the window of the towar. When Little Hood got there he found that the tablet and copyed it out using some charkle and paper.

But as he did finsihed there was footsteps and it was the captain of the guard and his men. Luckily Little Hood trew a smoke bomb on the gound and they escaped. But tere was moar gaurds coming up trew the musem so it wa to jump of the water fall in a dearing escape and al the Merry Men made it.

So now it was back to the pub's function room were the dairy of Galus wads transalteded and it talked about the Nightingales and the their scantory all theis stuff evan Little Hood did not know about but Karliah did. Than Karliah have Little Hood a Nightingale nife as a present for helping undertand dairy but also foe alowing her to remain a part of his band.

Meanwhile Wit Hogni the Furious

There stood or floated the mad Otar the Evil thhat they had come to fight. Now it chareged and fired bad ice magic. Lydia fired arrows and Hogni the Furious carged at the dago priest leike a thing possed and the Knight did monrable moves on it. They were alt doing epice bdamage but Otar blasted them with ICe Magic and this hurted them and forzeo them in place. Now they were like statues that were forzen in place.

Hogni the Furious new he had to do something or he whould be the ded and not alive. But tey wear being bombareded wit icne and blac ice and cold. Btu Hogni the Furious used al his Viking wil to rage and melt the ice that had forzen him and than hid did and epic attack on Otar and Lydia unforze and so did the Knight but no Bob the Bard "Silly Bob" Lydia noted. THan they reinged hell fired and danger attacks on Otar and destoryed him and his eevee.

The mask whent to Bob to hide his face and Hogni the Furious and the Kinght and Lydia divded the loot. It eas a good dayed.

Hogni the Furious also got a new shout form the word wall at tha back so it is win win win.

But later the four evil pepole who wear wnating to raid the place came in they had be held up by doin bandit raids and tey were loking forwrd to gret looting and over stuf but it was alredy picked clen. "What no lot" the Ten Foot Tal dude demanded "its bean picked lcena nto evan Otars evil mask of evil is her" the dark mage commneted but the master theif new wats up "its the Dragonborn he did this and that is out nest mesion witch is Orders to Assassinate Dragonborn!"

What Will hapen in the next chapter? find out in the next chapter!

To be countued