Chapter 26: The Flashbacks of Love

Authorers Notes this Chapter teakes place before come of the pervious chapters as it is the Valnatines Skyrim Fanfiction Chapter

Also noboy have voted in mah poll that is on my profile still but let me ask a question for the ladys (and the dudes just imangime you are lady for this question if you want to answer). The Question is wich of these Hunks/Dream Boats would you take to the prom?

A Cursed Prince seeking to regain his nam

The empoer's new The Champion

A Drunken Sailor

A Monster Hunter who beomce teh monstar

Teh Wrold's Stongest Man

A Predator/Yautja who is locking for a god hunt

Wich of those hamson men whould you make your sweethart?

Anyway after tht questioned on wit the storyed

Chapter 26: The Day of Love

Unra Stoneheart was gonna to kill the guy on orders of Boethiah after sacrifcing that poser but she remembeered that time that she helped the cause of the goddess of beuaty Dibella. It helped that Dibella is one of the only Divines that Unra Stoneheart acaully respects cause Unra Stoneheart.

Flashback

Unra Stoneheart was hired to kil a false lady who is hiding in the sanctory of Dibella who is working in the temple in Markeath disued as a preistess and so Unra Stoneheart walked thought the miles of streets and mysterous strets until she came to the temple of Dibella and snuck in. She sneaked into sanctory but was caught by one of preistess who told her she must speak to mother.

Unra Stoneheart thinked about killerin them al but had to much respect for Dibella and so did not. Than Mother told her that she must find the Sibry of Dibella as penance. Unra Stoneheart agred cause this sounded inrtresting so she went to the village wich turned out to be full of mouthbreathers "Oh great" she thinked

She whent to asked for diections and found some brat who was bosting about being the greatest hero. Unra Stoneheart new this kid cold not be no hero so she told him that she is Sherogoth in disuge and showed him the wabajack and he yelled "prepair to dye dedera just wit there" but Unra Stoneheart luthed "a rat cold kill you" and he said "thats not true I kill a spider today it was a small one but". Than Unra Stoneheart luthed moar at this n00b and left and the kid raged quit. "What you gonna cry? you gonna cry?" Unra Stoneheart luthed

Than she ran into some dude "Have you seen a girl I was told she is Sibry" Unra Stoneheart asked him "Are you mocking us Woman the forsworm stoled her" he yell "well lets' go get her! She is needed by Dibella" Unra Stoneheart.

So that night they made seige and the forsworm made song to match their sprit singing about how they whould loose but Unra Stoneheart luthed and summoned an army of 100 Dedra to overwealm them wich had gaint spider dedras and dedera lords. It was also a good thing that she has a mace that can kill a hundread derda

The Dedera killered all the forsorm of the fort in mindutes and Unra Stoneheart rescused the girl and Unra Stoneheart and the father of the girl took her back to the Temple of Dibella just in time. The Girl was made Sibyrl and Unra Stoneheart was told to presnet her self to the shrine of Debilla and was made her agent. Aswome Source.

But now it was time for the matter to deal with the false lady and Unra Stoneheart told them realved the idenity of the false lady and the preistess had the false lady burned at the stake for not being a loyal preistess of Mara but an evil woman who was stealing money form the temple and this made Unra Stoneheart evant moar in Dibella's good books.

Meanwhile With Little Hood

"Remember that time we helped Mara" asked Preist Nuck "How cold I forget" Little Hood asnwered

Flashback

Little Hood and his merry men were riding thought Riftem when the Presitess of Mara cam to him and said "Little Hood you must help spred the cause of lvoe".

So it was decided the frist issue that had to be sovled was to go to a village miles away to get a stubbered man to let his daughter marry anothet duede and move to Riftem but he is an old stubben Bull man who wont let her.

Good thing Little Hood know much about the art of the hart and so he spoke to her and found that she is truly in love and spoke to father and found he is staill a stubben bull man. But the mother was all for the cayse of love. So Little Hood told the guy that the woman's father support the relastionship and he and his lvoe left for Riftem were they joined the Thives Guild and were both trained by the Merry Men themsleves and swore they would help the theifs Guild

When Little Hood came back to the Preistess of Mara he was told that he had to help the wizard of Marakth get wit his love. So Little Hood arived in Marakth and almost bumped into Unra Stoneheart on her quest but he did not.

Now Little Hood spoke to Calcelmo and he toled Little Hood that he had can't think of the words to say to his love Faleen. Little Hood asked him if he news what she is in to but he does not and told Little Hood to talk to a chad called Yngvar so he did.

Little Hood found that Faleen was love poems and he used his chad powers to compse one for virgin Calcelmo to giv to Faleen and so Little Hood delivred it to her and told her ti was wrote by Calcelmo and she belived it. They too met and proclamed there lvoe.

Now the final and hardest won was to unite two goasts and Little Hood met the woman goast on a old battlefreid and she thinked that the bodys ar there and told him to lok for the body of her love. Little Hood and his merry men loke dwhile doging werewoofs and dagons. Soon they found him and he had dyed thanks to the croupt generals who sent him back to the front to dye when they say.

But Little Hood took him away form that by saying that his love must sea him and he followed and the two goasts met and assended into heaven. It was teakjerking and very emotional. Evan the frost kings haryt whould melt at this site.

Little Hood came back to Mara preistsess and was made her Agent.

What lovy stroyes happy valanties Day.

To be Countied