Chapter 27: The Two Towers
Autheros Nots: Cool title I got it form Lord of the Rings! Anyway if mah fans can vote on my poll for the compains character that whould be the cool. The pool is on my page.
Little Hood and his Merry Men had just done their epice raid on the towar of the wizard and got the script of the snow elf script and after Little Hood had recanted his acount of how they untied love coples that he did in the last chapter Karliah told Little Hood about Galas and how he was a god and noble man that helped the theifs guild and also how the evil Mercer Frayed kiled him in a cowardly way.
Little Hood swore that they whould deel with that evil Mercer Fray cause he is a bede dude and not very good. Little Hood thant herd the moar tales of Galas and was the impressed and so wear the rest of his Merry Men.
Teh next dayerd they were gonna to entarded the cityed but tere was stanged noises coming form the towered of the Dark Light. "This sounds bad we have to chek it out cause it is upt to us to enforce good adn stop evil beause the Sherirf of Riftem would not car if this sort of evil affairs happen cause he is taking bribes" spoke Little Hood and but PReist Nuck sayed "but are you not friends wit Hongi the Furius cant he handle this" cause Priest Nuck wanted to go back to eating and drink cause he is ver hungary but Little Hood injected "We Can't Expect The Dragonborn to Do All the Work. The Merry Men have a duty to help the good pepole of the realm and so we shall" and all the Merry Men chareed.
Than they marched into the towar and tere was som booms and a pretty woman came towards them and she sayed "You gotta halp me tere arr gonna to turn me into one of those hagravens!1" and Little Hood sayed "well I will not let a pretty woman liek you be tunred into a ugly hag reaven tell me your story" and the woman sayed "My name is Illia and I am part of evil cult and mah mummy is goona turn her self into ugly hagraven ... and then they're turn me into one. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!" Illia screamed.
"Calm down dear, its only a cult" Little Hood assured her and Illia ws relved "so you can handled them than?" and Little Hood made it clear "of couse we have handled many evil dooers liek this if the Sherriff of Riften and Talmor cannot take us out than some cult wil be no problem!" So than it was charge atack by the Merry Men they salted the cult killing witchs and cultests with arrow atacks and steak atacks.
Big Jim was taking them out with his quaterstaf and Preist Nuck was burn them wit fire wine and Tenkith was picpocking them with grandes blow up and Karliah was shoting them with crossbows and blowing them up dynite. It was a cutlist slaying spree to rival blood or the Conan film with Arnie.
They soon got to the evil mother who bosted in big spech "Ha HA HA I will be come the ulimate hagraven so fowl and fair that all will be forced to serve her" and said "It is good that you arr alive Illia and now yo can become my hagraven in 2nd comand Illia!" but Illia sayed "too bad you will dye! cause we will stop you!" Illia demanded.
So it was the epic battle of theives vs witch cutlist leader. There were firing arrows and throwing daggers and atacking with fury. Illia was bosting there attacks. The evil wtich leader was atacking back with firebowls and spike ice and deaf spells. THe battle was epic but the Merry Men cold handle this. The evil witch leader was taken down with arows form Little Hoods bow and a well thimed show Karliah's crossbow. Now it was all is well the witch cult had been stop and no hagravens whould be made here. Illia thanked the Merry Men and gave them a good feast witch Preist Nuck was really like.
Now the next day they got back to the city of Riftem with its dark streets and maze of chaos but it was a good place realy. Now it was time for the Merry Men to clear Karliah's name and expose Mercer Fray for the evil dude he is. When Little Hood and the Merry Men.
When they arived the over therifes were on the alart and whanted to know what is the dealo. They wondered how the gret Little Hood could have brot the traitor Karliah into the place and thinked that this must be a fake Little Hood sent by the Sheirrf of Riften to fool them but Little Hood did an epice speech to the theifs the exposed Mercer Fray and told them that he was the one who stoled from them.
They were not sore if to trust but Mercer Fray was not the tere and when the vult was opned all the recent stolen stuff was the gone. Than Illia was the with them did a time viewing spell to give medeivl CCTV footage of Mercer Fray steeling the loot while luhing with pure evil "I will soon have all the money in the wrold and bee richer than Nocturnal herself and nobody can stop me now not even Little Hood and his Merry Men! Muwhaha" Mercer Fray luthed in this fottage. Now the theifs were real mad and wanted to kill that blasted theif but this wil have to wait until next chapter?
Manwhile With Hogni the Furious
Hogni the Furious and his good freinds were loking for the legend of the Red Egale cause Hogni the Furious red a bok on this sword and wanted a copy of it and the book told him that the sword was on the Sundred towers (my there is a lot of towers in this chapter isnt there?) and lucily this place is owned by the forsowrn who Hogni the Furious is now friends with.
So Hogni the Furious and friends whent tere openly and to the top of the tower ans axed about the sword
"If you want the sword you must challange big bones to a fit duel to the deaf!" a fowsorm goy sayd. So Hogni the Furious new what had to be done and did the epice fight to the deaf in a one and one duel wit the man. They fort like two eagles fighting over a pray. Doing damage to each ove but Hogni the Furious's lighting reflexes were stonger and faster and he won killng the waker swordsman. Nao the Red Eagle's Fury was Hogni the Furious's and belonged to him.
Now it was the time to go to the rebel camp a calim his ultimate prise and Hogni the Furious loked forward to this. So now Hogni the Furious arived at the camp and entred the evil tombs of the dead and placed the llegendary sword in it's halter and he did.
Than he was atacked by a powarful unded acheint nord called Red Egale but Hogni the Furious was not impresed and fort with his lighting reflexes like a tiger jumping onto a gazel in the depths of africa Hogni the Furious jumped onto this unded feind and did the manager damage. Hogni the Furious doged its atackes and did rapid swords swipes. Buit now it was the tim that it loke dlike Hogni the Furious would lose and dye but Hogni the Furious sayed "Oh zombie! You've got red on you" and chped his unded hed of making much blood so it loked liek tomato cetchup had spiled all over the place.
Now Hogni the Furious grabed the Red Eagle's Bane giving him a new weepon agents the evil dagons and evil elfs and evil wizards other evil dudes. This was great victory for Hogni the Furious and there heros but later he found that Madanach did the Skyrim medievil version of unfreinding Hogni the Furious on facebook and declared that Hogni the Furious is enermy of forsowrm cause he killered that dude he for in the druel and Hogni the Furious would try and explain but Madanach just delted his Pigeon post messages.
The two towar quests had been defeated my what now? Who would mkaer and what wil the next quest bee? Find out!
