Chapter 29: Rise of the Comapnions
Johnny Drunkparrot was sailing arcoss the sea and had drinking many botles of rum and "Yarr that sore be closer than me thinks" he sated and than crashed into one of the Skyrim cities. and he whent to local pub and had many moar drinks and told the tales of the seas. He was now in Dawnstar talking wit the other old sailor about the monstars of the see but those landlubers wouldnt belive them cause they don't know teh horrors of da sea.
"Yaaar one day I was saling across the dead seas and I saw a monster with teeth the size of cliff faces and an eye the size of jewls." and the other sailor sayed "Yarr that be nothin I sawed a gaint see ape cold throw moutains and drink the ocrans like we drink rum" and than Steve sayed "that is nothing I once met a the sea draon with teeth the size of moutains and a tail that could shake the vary eath and it braved all the lements." and this whent on untl the both sayed that those landlubers would never belive them.
They also talked about the dead waters wear witch are haunted by ghosts piartes and ghost gallions and men suffring of old curseds and the sea vampire who sudues men and drags them down to her evil home undar teh water. They kep drinking and saying the tales of sea and tales of the old sailors and piartes. More rum was drank and they cept ordering moar botles of rum and the storys kept going the storys about far distant cilivsations that are two stange to tell and gods that have names that kant be pronnced by mortal tongs and strange evil rituals and canibal tribes and virgins that were scraifced to the evil gods and the peace lovin cilvsiation with good gods and tuaght strange arts that cold not be describes. Men on giant ilands that have lived for thoudands of year and living lislands that ate ships like men eat stakes. Giant moutains that walk and fire gaints and forst gaintas and underwater civlsations of elves that have rutals that would beouny knowlage. The princess of the deep sea and witch of the cold moutains and anchinet gods that have long been forgoten but still live and arr still worshiped by races of strange beasts that once held might over the earth and loked like men but now no longar do and strage races of spider elves.
Their tales of strange votages whent all night and drink kept flowing. Soon it all became a blur and Johnny Drunkparrot woke up in a stange bed where was he? He was in some kind of hall. "Blow me down! These landlubers have gone and pressganged me"
He had a hed that was like a spliting rok and but soon there came some lanluber "Come out we have to get traiing welp" and Johnny Drunkparrot think "Yee gods these landlubers have gone pressganged me but I won't have any of this" but than they landluber dared question is skils "I new taking a welp leik you on board was a bad idea" and Johnny Drunkparrot "welp?! I'll show yee that I am not yelp you Son of a Biscuit Eater! I've ort sea monstars and unded pirates and captain long beard himslef."
So they wheny out to spar but first Johnny Drunkparrot had to have a holde bottel of rome cause alcohol is his power sauce. Than he trew the bottle to grond and came at the other guy with his cutless and they fort but Johnny Drunkparrot and his expert skill in both piracy and swordmsanship and druken martal arts one the fight. But did he get any respect from this scallywag!? Ney he is sent to give a sword sharpend. "Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! it is like being a skipper again they'll be wanting me to have a turn in the barrel next!"
So Johnny Drunkparrot headed up with achol induruced speed and sent it the blacksmith of the sword and the blacksmith talked about the compaions and told Johnny Drunkparrot that they have no leader and he does not have to take orders. "What a bunch of lily-livered" Johnny Drunkparrot thinked "but i could make the in to me new crew. An't had a good crew since the good old days yarr".
But as they the blacksmith sayed "Could you deliver this sheild to warrior woman Aelia? My wif is sad and I ned to care for her" and Johnny Drunkparrot spoe "avast you be sayings that I ant be needing to be taking no orders around hear" and the blaksmith sayed "it's just a honrable favour for and old smith" and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "arrr!" and he did take the sheild to Aelia "I have you sheild lass" and she sayed "I am a great huntress not your lass you druken welp!" and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "Arrr! she be a fistey one".
"I heard about your drool with Vilkas and that you thrashed him" Aelia sayed and than she axed "do yo think you cold take him in a reel fight" and Johnny Drunkparrot bosseted "Yarrr! I'd take that scurvy dog down to Davy Jones' Locker" and Aelia luthed "calrm down man".
Than Farkas came down and show Johnny Drunkparrot his quaters and there he met some of his shipmates. Farak than offered Johnny Drunkparrot some work "there is an cave sawrming with falmer and spider if you want a jobe than you can take them out" and Johnny Drunkparrot replied "Aye captain! I'll give them no quarter!" and Fralks todl Johnny Drunkparrot "I am not you captain there is no leader here". But all Johnny Drunkparrot said was "Yarr!"
Than Johnny Drunkparrot sumoned the flying dewmerman witch is liek the Flying Dutchman in Age of Empires one in that it is da ship that can go on land as well as sea. "Yarr set full sail!" Johnny Drunkparrot comanded and sailed to the cave.
Authers notes: I know that you law adicts are probaly saying that thsi is not law freindly but it is cause the flying dewmerman uses dwemer technology to work so it is the law!
Than Johnny Drunkparrot sailed to the save and broken in. But before this hapend he fort a gaint spidermanmonster and it was an epic battle. But fired his cannons and form the ship and took it down.
Now Johnny Drunkparrot was in the cave and fort the falmer with cutless and muskets and went all guns blazing.
Autheros notes: i know you probs thinking that there arrr no guns in Skyrim Land but muskets and canons should be inverted at sum point cause that is out time works.
So Johnny Drunkparrot was kiling falmer and spiders and those bug things that i cant member the nam of. So Johnny Drunkparrot was kiling and shoting the beasts while drinking whiskey.
Than Johnny Drunkparrot met the falmer leader and they fort sowrd to sword beast to man. This was until Johnny Drunkparrot burped fire in the unhply creatures face and cught fire and Johnny Drunkparrot finished it with a musket shot. Than Johnny Drunkparrot gasped "Shiver me timbers!" cause he found a stock of gold and rum. So Johnny Drunkparrot Than Johnny Drunkparrot sailed with his land ship back to Whiterum.
He got back and said "HE yee landubers I have booty and booze! YAAARR!" and they told him "Skjor wants to speak to you pirate" and Johnny Drunkparrot "yarr what this be about" but they did not know.
What is about find out next chapter and we will also have moar of the over charcters as well!
To be countued...
