Chapter 34: The Hongi the Furious and the Wall of Alduin

Authores Notes: I have a not been able to make rite moare stories cause mah compiter aspolded so I have to catch up nao and rite moar.

Dawn broke other Skyrima and Hogni the Furious was tasks with a new quested. He had recived and later form Delthine the balde woman and she whanted to spek with the great hero and noble badass viking dragonborn warriror Hogni the Furious.

So Hogni the Furious came to the inn with his band of heros and spoke to the bold Delthine and she spoek them words "Hogni the Dragonborn we have made an important descorvery. This is the wall of Auldin and if we are to defite him we must translate it and extrivate it". So it was the job of a archolgist and Hogni the Furious would have to become one liek the film Indian Jones and the Last Revalation or teh game Laura Craft and the Last Crusade.

The bad of heros met up among their numbar was Hogni the Furious, Bob the Bard, the noble Night, Lyida the Sheild Maden, Delthine the Balde and Esbern the madman. Tere was also some Impreil Bimbo and annyoing wood elf guy. So it was time to go there and they travled and I would speak of the bold quests these heros undertok on their travels and off the bandits they slews and monstars they forted and the princess they rescued but since this a bit liek an adevutre film or game plot we just do the thing were dotted lines sohw their path on a map whiel epice music palys.

So after many of that jorney the came to the village where that was near the ruins and stay in an inn. But tere was THalmour baddies trying to soap them form trying to get the wurst. "That is them. THose goys wont get ot Auldins wal" said the THalmour inquistor bad man and made a trap ambush to killer Hogni or so they thinked.

So as Hogni the Furious and freinds was enjoying an god drink of mead tey werent attacked by Thalmour dudes and they had to do the fightigns. It stated as a bad fighted with Hogni hitin them on the hed with barstoll and them trying to cut him in haf. But that it got moar dramaticed as the fired stated and stated to burn things.

Lyida was cracking thalmor skuls and Hogni was stabing some and Bob was kiling them with his war gutiear, Delthine was using blade skills, Esbern was doing tactic fighting. Also The Annoying Wood Elf was getting in evyones way and the Bimbo kept screaming making pepoels ears hurt and the Knight was jousting thalmors but thatn there war to many.. That Deline was pined and the head Thalmour inquistor came and say "you wil give me the key to the wal and tok it off Delthine". Now he had the key he left but before that haped the key hade fallen into the fire and he got hand burn liek what haped to that sinster nasty nazi in Laura Craft and the Raiders of the Underworld.

Thente he went of with it but the quest was the stil taking palce. So it was to the moutain and they had to get tere furst cause the bad elves were gonna use the key to get to the wal furst. But the Tamlour left some mercnay men in ambush and it was the street fight and crowds of vilengars came to watch it as they had nothin betar to do.

The Knight tok some on in a duel and Lyida tok some down wit a sheild smash and Bob was trying to the stret duel was teh fail "silly Bob" saied one of the watchers and Hogni did epiced moveds and was kill many and than some dude chalanged him to sowrd duels but Hogni just tok him down wit a cros bow.

Thent they chased the baddies to the moutan were the cave is and got tere first but the cannibal tribe section of the foresworn wanted to eat them alife. They had just got ready to rost them over a spit whent brave Hogni produced the pass given to him buy the Forsworne leader and they let them go and promised to help them fight teh bad elfs.

So the had diner and it was good thing but that annoying bimbo woman kep coplaing abut teh food and saying it is the gross and screaming at all the wild monstars and annimals. Also the anyoing wood elf kept teling anyoing stories until Bob got in fight with him beause he was intruting his music plaing.

So whent the elfs came to trives fort with them and it was epice battle but Hogni and froiends could not join in as the was the destruction for them to get but litle did tey no that the thalmour inqustioner was already tere. They whent fight unded guys and Hogni was kilin them with a whip liek Simon Belmount from the Castlestein games.

Thant hey came to the pilar puzzel and it was tim to solve it and it was a mater of coming up with an soultron but lickly Esbern had teh acingent texts and he red one and it have the answered. So the puzzel was solved but now it was time for da next one.

There was a hole load of letars and tey were dragon letars and Exborn locked at his guide form the acheints and it say "thouhest mustest spellest thest namest ofest Aludrun est" what cold it bee? It was a good job that Hogni the furious new the dragon name for the evil dragon and hoped one the rigte letars and got thought.

So the overs followers and it was now the test of leap of the brige of faith or something and it was a giant raven with bottemsless pit that had spikes and lava at the bottem. But than Esburn locked at new old text that sayed that the way whil be shown by the truth shout. So Hogni the Furious did da truth shouted and it worked they way was shown.

So now it was the main chamber and it was the wall of the grate dragon Aldi and tey were reading it and but the Thalmor arived and had them puned in kaputre. "Mow Talos Warshipers you adventure ends and it is tim for yo to dye" sayed the Thalmor inquesinoer guy and used his evil demon staff form the dateric princed to make them prisoner but it would not work on Hogni. So Evil Tamlor inquiner was gonna put them into the fire and scrifice the Bimbo. Nobody cared about that last part but Hogni had to save his feinds.

Howlever Hogni was in back secreete rooms and avoided the spike traps and the dart traps and cush taps than he got to the top part witch overlocked the main chapmber. Tere the Talmour comander was saying "soon I will have to power of the gods that the old evles used to have" and was about to use the artacft whent teh Indian Jones theme started and Hogni the Furiouss wang in liek Inindan Jones himserf and kirked some THalmor ass and destroyed many with his whip.

But howver the Talmor led sayed "it is to late to stop me Nord" and he made the evil dragon spell form the artifcat that it came form but as he is not the dragon born it killered him and the over thatmlor bad goys by makiing them face melt and tosted.

So now Hogni untyed his feinds and they red the wall that told the next part of the quest and Hogni rode off into the sun for his naxt adveunture. The wall of Aldi ended up in some box in a werehouse in the end just liek in the movie.

To Be Contuned in the next chapter and adventure

This chapter Inspired by Seven Stillborg