Chapter 35: The Eyas of the Falmar
Little Hood and his Merry Men were redy for teh final confrentation wit the evil traitor who is evil and named Mercer Fray in the final last battle. The Merry Men rode thought the lands of Skyrim to the ruins wear the Mercer Fray was gonna take teh Falmour Eyes and sining tere merry tunes
Little Hood, Little Hood, riding through the glen
Little Hood, Little Hood, with his band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
Little Hood, Little Hood, Robin Hood
He called the greatest archers to a tavern on the green
They vowed to help the people of the Skyring
They handled all the troubles on the Nern country scene
And still found plenty of time to sing
Little Hood, Little Hood, riding through the glen
Little Hood, Little Hood, with his band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
Little Hood, Little Hood, Robin Hood
Than Little Hood and his Merry Men reached the entranced to the bad place and they sawed that tey were bandats gauridng the ruins and so they hadd to be delting with firts. The Merry Men whent into action and ataction the bandits who awre woarking for Mercer Fray.
Johns grandson, Preist Nuck who was the grandson of Fryer Tuck and was a priest a temple of Kinereth, Tenkith a Kajit theif and a Dark elf rougre
Little Hood got on the hill fired arrows to take theo ones at the antrance and than Big Jim Little knocked out several bandits on the slopes wit his big stick, President Nuck used fire bombs to kil moar and the Nill Scarlet the Kaijt theif did pickpocking and back stab moves.
Authers Noting: I forgots to say that the Kajit Theift is named Nill Scarlet who is the grandson of Will Scarlet who is a Kajit in teh Skyrim wrold.
Than they advanced killering bandits and fighting them. Than Little Hood got in a swashbukling dule with the head bandit woman and they did epic dule with steel upon steel and rapier upon raiper until Little Hood defeated her and she fell of the tower until the ground.
They soon finsihed the battle and tey whent then into the Dwarf Ruins to seek business with the enermy. The main chamber was fool of dead bandits cause when a bandist fail Mercer Fray he kills them with his froce powers liek Darth Vader in Star Wars.
They corssed the room and none of the bandits came back to live cause there a no nerco dudes here. The rest of teh room was nice cause the dwarfs had a good taste before they went the way of the dinosores and tere even was a juacusie and fountains witch is nice.
But tere was a bad robot coming at them witch they had to fite and it was kida a robot gorrila and it hit its chest and made charge at the Merry Men and they shot it all over with arrows and Little Hood shot three arows at once cauyse this trick he know. THey soon trun it into scrap metal and whent on.
Than it was the flame traps like charicle in a fairground only this craeresle is deadly and my barbicue you alive. Luclikly the Merry Men are expret theives and no how to dodge such traps by going under or over or just walking around so it si no problme.
Than it was the taking the experess elivator down to the undergound levles to the hart of this dankness. This meant they had to wait awhile while the lift gests to the floor while Dwarven Elivator music plays. On one of floors Brinolf and Karliah got on and they arived on the next stop.
THis was on a great hall wit balcony looking over the over hall and there Karliah sawed Mecer who was solving puzzels and escaped to the naxt room. "he wants us to follow him" noted Karliah. But how and they new they must.
So they fort and kiled the falmor in that room but kiling them and once the room was cleared it was opening the door that had to happend. it becaem oblivious that the way to open it was to pul two swtiches found around the room one after the other and get thought fast. This was a peice of cake as Little Hood hookshoted to one swtich pulled and hookshot to the over. So they al got thought the dor.
Than they came to moar falmor and had to fight them using various means. Little Hood was sniping them and killing wit raiper, Big Jim was using upgraded quaterstaff witch is liek the one Babylon 5 that Marcus uses, Priest Nuck was using holy magic to kil them and burn them, Tenkith was stap them in back, Karliah was using dark elf kiling moves and Brynjolf was doing tricks. But than Mercer used his force powers to make a tower cloapsed.
But they didnt care and kil the falmor on rooftos and came to the next chamber viva dramtic doors. THey whent fort more corridors and roms fiteing falmor and came to a rom with loads of falmor and a big dwarven robert and Little Hood shot with arrow that mad it go on rampage and killier all that falmour in the roomed and camber. THan the Merry Men whent medievil on its cyber arse and destryoed it.
Than they fort passed the falmor rats farms and destroyed the evil dark spiders and their nest with flaming fire arrows that set their crib on fire. So it was to the next area wtich is fool of eggs of the disgusting bug things and they new this cold not be alowed to stand so they destroyed the eggs and kill falmour.
They also destroyed the falmour glowing mushroom farms that supply glowing mushrooms that is used in the bad drug market. Than it was fighting dwarven spiders and scorpikons. THan they were in the darven torcture chamber were they were toruching falmour and there was a dead note form a theif witch say
I have found teh eyes of the falmour and the are as amaxing as they legends say. The Dwarfs thinked they cold control the falmout but they wong. Anway to make long story short Mecar Fray killed me
The end
"Mercy Fray must pay for the evil things he has done" sayed Karliah and Brynjolf. Than it was to killing moar falmour cause there is so many of these dudes and they just want to kill and eat pepole or sometihng. So after wiping the floor with moar Falmour n00bs it was to the next part witch is liek maze with pipse almost liek that old windows 98 game but not as hard.
So the got thought and were falmour and giant bugs to killere and it was more fighting but soon they kill them all. Axept they were moar they had to kill by shoting them form a pipe that whent over head them.
Then at last it was the main chamber.
There Mercer Fray was steeling the eyes and he turned and sayed "you too late to stop me and you always behind" and than he confroneted Little Hood and sayed "When I saw you I new that we would end up at the end of a blade" and Little Hood sayed "gibs me teh key" and Mercer Fray sayed "What has Karliah bean trying to tell about honourable theives and such it is not true" and Little Hood sayed "you betrayed me and mah Merry Men" and Mercer Fray sayed "what do you Marry Men mater we are one of the same. You dont know the powar of the key" but Little Hood retorded "We Merry Men have honors and halp the little guys" so Mercer Fray shooted "than you not know nothing of the true powar of teh key nd da forece".
Than Little Hood and Mercer Fray fort 1v1 in an epic sword fight while to the room was clopasing. It was steel against steel and raiper against raiper. He also used teh force to make Brynjolf atack Karliah. But this did not problem cause the Merry Men protect her. Little Hood was blocking Merers Blows and he was blocking Little Hoods blows it was one skilled swords man against anouther.
This was until Little Hood did an epice move and it was liek that part in Golden Eye where Persie Bosmer had Sean Bean hanign over the edge and so Mercer Fray sayed "for Nocturnal Little Hood?" and Little Hood sayed "No for me!" and let Mercer Fray fool to his deaf. Than the Merry Men took the eyes of the falmour and skeltionged key off his pwned body.
But the room was filling with water and it might not let them live so Little Hood was trying found away out before they were fish food. But there was entrance and hey scaped before they drowned. THey were in the entrance and Karliah has sometihn to say to Little Hood but it had to wait cause there is a balrog to fight.
So they all fort teh balrog and manged to defated it witch tunred out to be the true final boss. THan Karliah told Little Hood that he must deafeated the plgrims path (witch is name of old book) if he wants to turn in the key and Little Hood must do it alone wit none of Karliah or the Merry Men this will be the next challange and it will be covere at the right tim.
To Be Contuned
