Chapter 36: The Throat of the World

Hogni the Furious had become freinds with Ulfric Stormclock the leader of the stormclocks cause Hongi is dragon bron and he is also Dragonborn and also cause they are somehoe realted. Also Ulfric Stormclock has a badass name and is also kind of a badass. Hogni's father was a dragon but he did not know what reltive Ulfric was to a dagon. Thought Ulfric Stormclock kept trying to get Hogni to join teh Stormclocks and Hogni is not decicded cause while they have good cuase but the blades work for dao impreails and they are helping Hogni do goood deads.

Because Ulfric and Hogni are such good freinds Ulfric understod this delmeia. Hogni did sea that Ulfric has a hot sistar and offered "Maybe I would join the good cause if you let me have you sister" but Ulfric sayed "You would not want that cause it has been profisised that any man who marries mah sistar will be destined to die one day" and Hogni saw this was a grim curse and so did not want to go there but maybe one man whould but who?

This whould have to wait as Hogni has an improtant buisness meating with the graybeards at their skytemple to leanred about the Shout that can defeated the bad dragon that is trying to kill the world. So Hogni and his fellows jounred to the Skytemple and it was a journy of many miles but they mad it on tim.

So Hogni came to the Skytemple and was met with joy and happy buy teh Graybeards who all shouted at there top of voice "the Dragonborn has returned" and were about to throw a party whent Hogni by axing for the shout that can defeat Aldi and thant the head Greabeard dude sayed "Who told you about tis?" and Hogni repliyed "I red teh wall of Aldi" and the hed Gaybeard sayed "It is the blades and they always try to know stuff they dont understan" but Hogni stated "Baldes are uslfu and help us also I need to know the shot if I am to sop the evil dragon".

"Maybe the Aldirin wasnt ment to bee defeated and the wrold should just end" and Hogni was not impressed "dont give up on me we can save it" but he could not get a good answer so he they al left dispointed and the Knight sayed "You sire are a coward" the night sayed. THey were leaving whent a voice shouted at the head greaybeard and he satyed "Hogni wait I rember that I thinking to emotionly but I dont know the shout casuse noboy does as it was lost. Anyway it is the evil and it may turn you to the darkside".

"Why is it so bad" axed Hogni the fuious and he was told cause it was in da timed when Skyrim dudes where opressed by the Dragon cult and they got pissed at all the Dragons and made danger shout that hurts Dragons. But if Hogni wated to know moar he whould have to spek to the Paarthurnax who is the dear leader of the Graybeardeds

"But furst I most teach you a new shout that is needed to git there" and so the greayberds gavered around a scared fire (I dont know if it is real scared but they liek to gather there) and tught Hogni the cloud clearing shout that can be used in misrable rainy days leik we get in Enlgand to make the weather betar.

This was the good cause tere was many rain clouds and could clouds and toxic wast clouds blocking the way to Paarthurnax and so Hogni shouted them al away and they assented.

So Hogni came with his crew and they asended the steep slopes of the throat of the wrold which is miles tall and with Hogni shouting away the coulds.

Autheroes notes: I know that the thraot of the world is not that high in game but I made it higher in story for morar epicness and also it tallets montain in TES world why is not evan a mile high whent MT event is leik 9 miles tall or something?

This was an epic moutain quest liek the quest for fire and they had to fight the yetis and gaint moutain snakes trills that livered on the montan. The clouds were danger but also useful as once a lighting strukt the sord of the knight and he used eltic sword power to kill a yeti and also One of the clouds stuck Bob the Bard with lighting ands this was zhe funny "Silly Bob" the Knight sayed.

But whent they were almost there a shop was tere and it was a man seling boxes but whould not tell what was in them and Hogni had a long debat with him until he got him to give him one to open and the man disapreed. Hogni opened it and found nothing and opened all the others and tere was also nothings. "That was pointless" sayed Lyida and so they worte on the boxes "Pointless boxes. Warning pointeles".

So now it was moving foward and they made it to Paarthurnax who was a freaking dragon and this cool. So they came to Hogni and sayed "mortal who goes there" and Hogni axed "are you the leader of the Greaybeards" and the dragon sayed that is what they called him.

So Hogni asked for the shout neded to kill Aldaren and but Paarthurnax told he should speak first ans do test of Hogni Dragonbornness so he tught Hogni call shout and got Hogni to use it on him. So Hogni did and Paarthurnax was impresed "I have not sean a dragonbron for some time and the Dragonblod is stong with in you. I have not been able to talk with one of my own kind for some thim"

So they all had tea and disucsed what to do "can you teach me Dragonrend" axed Hogni and the dagon sayed "I new you whould ax this" and Hogni asksed "how did you knonw?" and Lyida pointed out "Cause you asked him five mins ago". Because Skyrim somtimes makes your character assk stupid questions. "So why do yo want this shout" Paarthurnax axked Hongi and Hogni sayed "this world is good and I want to save it form ending".

That they had debate liek the thinkers of old about where teh world should be savered or not and than it tunred to hisory cause the shout was not enought to deaft Aldruim they had to send him into the fulture leik that robot in Empire Earth that can send units to the fulutre but not the past I have always wonder why it cant send units to the past than I realsie that would not be advatage for the player who using it and it whould also break the game.

Anyways they had used an elderscrol for that and Hogni has to get one and use to go back in time liek in Back to Future and get the shout but thrist Hogni whould have to get the Elder Scroll and take it to Paarthurnax. Hogni also asked about what made the Dragonrant shout so powarful and found it is because it makes the Dargons understand deaf and being mortal and that makes them derpressed and makes them go all emo on you.

But this dint matter rite now cause Hogni had to get that scroll and take it to his new Dragon pal and he could already tel tey were gonna bee best freinds.

To be Countued...