Chapter 37: The Skyrim Shadow Warrior

Authers Noters: I realisesd that I have not useded the character of Sakidera Tokibusuke sicne chapter 8 and that is long tim ago so you probaly wondering what is hapen to Sakidera Tokibusuke and you will no longer wonder now.

Also this chater is based on one of the mostest badass games of all time Shadow Warrior witch features one of the badass nanja characterts of all tim Low Wang who is evan moard badass than Seven Seguals or Chucken Norries. Also he is also not afriad to bee funny witch is good thing as well as many tough guys in hollywod and film tak themselv to serious.

Sakidera Tokibusuke was the man who trained Hogni the Furious in surperior Japanese combat and martial art and sword use. Sakidera Tokibusuke can know many techinals not jsut the ones in Shadow Warriow but that is main stlye.

Sakidera Tokibusuke was in a town near the playce whe had to do the mision and it is the Ninja mission of the shadow warriror and that is to assinate and evil witch and free the good witch. He was at the town bar and there is sexy elf lady that he goes over and tries to chat up. "Hey baby pull my finger" he say but she slap him "Parvet!" and she leave "What did I say" he axed.

Still he had no time to wait around it was tim for actioned and he finish dirnk and left but the evil henchmen of the evil witch who are forsworm but not good forawon liek the ones that Hogni helped.

They were not problem thogh causer he just chopted them part with katana and he chop bad dude in half and say "hey pull yourself together!" and he chop of menchman head and say "dont loose you head" and that he blew the last one up and say "holy sh*t".

Than he found the witch cave but tere is hot dark elf chick baving in river near by and he can't reseist trying to get some lovin beefore entering and come to her and say ""Woops, Tokibusuke drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha." and she thought a fire ball at him and say "piss off" and drive to a seacrate underwater relm.

So Sakidera Tokibusuke whent into cave to kil moar bad dudes and hope that maybe the good witch is atlast good lookin. So he fort a moutain goblin and choped it in half and say "you are now half the man you used to bee". Than a whole load of evil forsworn cam at him but he fired a exlposibve fired ball at them and it blew up and he said "Holy pieces of cow!"

Than he clamined the towar that was knocked over and fort kong fu at forsworm guy there and he bert him and tew him to his deaf and say "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit?!" than he got to the top part and he was now in towar that is up a montin and there is lokced gate. wtich he open.

Than a forswordn chaarge at him but he thew a sticky bomb on him and say "Look, you have a new friend!" and than he kik them into a hole bunch of over fosworn and they al blew up and he say "This is not a charade". So he climbed the main towar and thought moar gates and tere was evil fowrsown doin evil ritual. So he fired shrukens at her and they kill and he say "a ninnja kknow no fear!".

Than he was at the main entrance and came in ther was than ugly voice that sayed "Who Entars? Who will save Poor Melka?" and Sakidera Tokibusuke thinked "Oh no I that voice sound alfuf" and so he got to whear it came form and it was a ugly hag raven and Sakidera Tokibusuke sayed "Maybe if I close eyes it go away!"

"Dont say that let out nice meat and help me destroya evil Petra and reclam muh towar" and Sakidera Tokibusuke new this was his mision but it not very nice mision so he let her out and she showed him the way to go. Than they were atacked by moar Forsworn and Sakidera Tokibusuke used sowrd to cut on in 2 and half and say "Oh, split personality!"

THan he blew one up and say "you very bad man" than he destroyed the rest with fire ball gradnades and badas matral arts and say "Dying time's here". Than Melka showed the right switch to avoid the trapeds and also scert passages tog et the main chamber.

But in the cage corridor they were atack by forsworn ninjas and they threw a stick bomb so he had to throw her out the way and got face fool of hag breath and say "Tokibusuke gonna womit now..."

Than they were going up futher levels and as they were exploing moar of tower she say ""Do you like my pretty tower? Whould you liek to live her with old Melka you kind nibble" and Sakidera Tokibusuke saided "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!" than She also showed alcamy lab witch is beast palce to boil eyebools as she sated.

When tey were almost at mian chamber there were an gaint achient Troll but Sakidera Tokibusuke used Hokuto Shinken and punch it many times and it than tried to krush them but Sakidera Tokibusuke told it "you are already dead" and so it belw up. So they won than they were in main chamber. There was a whole load of foresworned and Petra. He cut a forseon dude in galf and say "You half the man you used to be!" and he the rest blew some up and stated "This not tournament, this for real!".

Than Melka and Petra were fighting but he just cut Petra in halfe wit his Katana ans sayed "Oh, look, you coming apart!". So it was victory and Melka ofered to kiss Sakidera Tokibusuke and he say "Ooh, Tokibusuke wish somewhere else now!". So she gave him stafe instead and it si pretty cool staff and kinda usefll and he hasd to aidmit "I liek big weapons".

So he left and could not wait to get out of there awafy from ugly hag who was making moves on him and he new that she was doing it to torment him cause hagravens are liek that. So he ran to the hills but it was ok cause he saw some rarebits mating and that is pretty funny sight and it makes evan most serious person luth out loud.

To be countued...