Chapter 39: The Tree Sapp Mystry and Musem of the Dragonborn

Hogni the Furious was sleping in teh in in Whtierun and got up form brekfest and as he was ateing his serial he sawed that the Bob Bard was reding a not and loking amazed. This is cause Bob the Bard whent wit Hogni the Furious and Sakidera Tokibusuke to record songs about tere great deads for honor and victory.

But te fight inn the Sleeping tree camp was so scare that Bob had hid in cave and found body with note on it and it talked about Sleeping Tree Sap that the hot babe in the maket in Whtierun whants to buy and she sent this orc dude was mant to get some but he is like dead and stuff.

So Bob the Bard say "whe should talk to her about tis and make loads of moneys selling it to her" and Hogni saw the poetial so they showed the note to her and Bob sold her the one sample they got for a prety god price. So it time to get some moar.

Lyida and the Night and the Bob all caired gaint barrels to the Sleeping Tre Camp but the dint canrry them all the way tere cause they hayaired a horse and cart to cary them tere. So it was geting to milking them sap out of dat tree but non moar whould come out.

"What why is not moar coming out, this semed liek a grate way to make us moar money for questing" sayed Bob and Lyida noted "Silly Bob the tree has to to have time to reguiarte" and Hogni spoke "what a waske of time but we hav moar quests to furfill and the things to do" but then a guy came up to them ans sayed "arr you the real dragonborn cause tere is a musem open in Solitude and you mite be intrest in helping get artifacts for them".

So they al whent to Solitude and came to the amzing wonderfull and great musmen and gallery of the Dragonborn and it was marverlous. Huge fountain outside and a mazing place liek building it even had its own spar or hot baths.

Hogni than spoke wit the elf dude who runs the place and he said "The musem is closed right now" but Hogni respodned saying "I have come to help colect artifacts for the musem" and he was assined to get some rare artifcts.

The first was a bellhamer and Hogni was told wear it was last locadtred but he new that his good freind Little Hood had raided that palce as the evil bandits who woked there were selining artifacts for the Sherrif of Riftem and doing over bad things. So Hogni used his theifs guld contact to get a hold of Little Hood.

Than they met in pub and did a trade and Hongi told Little Hood all about musem and he is impresed and wants in on it as well. "Verry intresting Hogni and you are doing good work for the wolrd. But I shall only give you the hammer you need if you let me contribue to there as well" Little Hood negricted and of course Hongi agres "anything for you my friend" and so he gets Hammer.

Hogni and co are payed vary well for this moar money that they were geting for the sapp. Than he is told that he get the Daredric Boots form the shrine of Boethiah but as he was heding out he herd form the shadows a psssh and it was Unra Stoneheart ands she said "its mee again. Seriosly it wil take you forver to get al tose artifacts but I can halp infact I have the daerdic boots that you ned but I only give them if you agre for me to help wit the musem as well" and Hongi say "Well if you whant to help that is god jsut dont kill anyone good hear"

Than the musem guy say "excellent job" but now he ned the Akavri brass token and as Hogni was leving to get it a engle came wit a letter and in it was the token witch was sent by Alyce who is geting moar magic powar al the time she alsmot liek Lyta from Babylon 5 now. Alyce got it in attack on evil nercomacne witc wil be realted at aother time. The not say "The note say that this is form the musem it is given form hope that I wil be alowed to contrube to it as well. frm a friend"

So the next was to find a jade figure but again bofore they left a drunk sailor came up to them and sayed "I coldnt help hearing yee lads talking about jade treasure" and Hogni sayed "yeah and wat of it Captain?" and they told him "Well I might be havin som thing like that hear was gonna be using it a coster but it sem valible and wat you mite be after" and Hogni saided "Exlcent giv it hear" but the Drunk pirate say "wait wait only if you giv me part in this deal" and sao it was that Johnny Drunk Parate would take part as well.

The only thing was to find the Denstanger ring for the musem and it was located in the silent moon camp witch either sounds very hippy or vary goth. So they atacked at night whent the moon was full and Hogni was atacking bandits with his sowrd and Lydia with tere arrows and the Knight with his Knighty tactics. They drew the bandits out and ran them thought and but tere was two would not be killered by our heros cause an mammoth sept on those bandits to make thems squish.

Then they got to the main entrance but were put under seige by moar bandits who wear atacking with stones and arows. Luckily our heros had the hiegh adavanctage and cold thorw burning rocks and kil spers and arros at the evil bandts and to them out. Hogni also got to dragon shout one with flame that made them on fire and also made anoth blow up.

So they got in the ruins and fort the last bandits the knight kiled one of the main leaders and Lyida kiled another Bandit with a power cut. THan Hogni tok the last out with powerful attack that kiled him insanly. Thuse they found the ring and intresting jounarl next to som dead dude that Hogni wil lok at later.

So it was sucesful mison and they whent back to musem and were let in cause of the artifacts found so they whent on tour of musem and saw all the galleryies that were empty and had to be filed witch wil be hard work but worth it cause it wil look so badas and amzing when finsihed. Hogni was riting notes of al the stuff that needed colecting and when they were finshed touring they retired to the hot springs and thant to bed. Unra and Little Hood and Johhny Drunkpiarite would come later and sou would Alyce but only when noone else was around.

To be Countued...

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Just how did Alyce find that token and what evil power was stoped? How was the thives guild and Little Hood involded in this quest? Find out next time