Chapter 44: The Bad Man is Here

It was a dark and stormy night and all the gohuls were out and there Titus Vulen rose form his tomb lookin for revenge with a side of fun. Titus Vulen had bean the right hand man of Lord Harkon and had done his biding in al things but tis change cause Titus Vulen and Serana wear lovers and had a dep passionate vampire love that was abov both love and deth. Harkon did not know about it bit one day he found Serana and Titus Vulen sharin the same coffin and had Titus Vulen banised for viloating his daugter.

Harkon was sore that he had killered Titus Vulen but Titus Vulen still ives and is out for blood. Titus Vulen is a pure badass gothic vampire dude he is liek a cros betwen Caleb form Blood and Alacard form Hellsing and D form Vampire Hunter D and Van Hellsing form Van Hellsing and Akira Fudo aka Devilman and Lestat form Interview with a Vampire. He noew spends his times kilin mortals and n00b vampires and he has no tome fore weak vampires or human morality or rules. He is his own law his own judmental and he is the night even moar than Batman is.

Titus Vulen fond he was amoungst yet again moar unded parristes these fools were not evan worth loking at so he blew their heds of with his dobule baroled flint lock shotgun and he whent forard liek a shaodw against a dark night all who herd him come feld in fear.

Titus Vulen checked his to do list

Kill Edwood Cullen

Mop up pathic weakling vampires

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Join the Dawngaurd

"oooo loks liek I have a busy night" Titus Vulen sayed to himself and contued Then he came to his first stop the curch were Skyrim Bela and Cullen wear getin maried and it had to be night cuase that Edwould whould give himesl away that he is a pussy sparkin vampire in the day. Titus Vulen found the cuch and kicked the door down and sayed "2 deaf do us depart?" and fired a bolt stight at Edod and killered him a shinlge blast and he disovled into fairy dust not vampuire duset.

"How cold oyu kil my love are yo an evil wizard?" Bela wined and Titus Vulen sayed "yes and here is magic spell bitch" and thre a stick of dynamite to bloew up Bela with "real magivc whouldnt be worth wastin on the likes of you" Titus Vulen sneered and everyoen in the chruch cheer "their finally ded" and they went on a rampage.

Titus Vulen didnt care he just set the palce on fire while the wedding guests trashed the place and than he left but than he cam arocs a lighthouse "ho intesting maybe i cold spend the night hear when the sum comes up" Titus Vulen noted and came in. The furst thing he sawed was a dead body of a woman in the midle of the room "awe looks liek someones beat me to the party" Titus Vulen sayed and he loked at the boady moar "not freash enouth to get any blood form" but than he found a jounral.

It was about how they moved here lookin for a good life and something about their teenage kids etc just mortal nonsane the human cattle never change but he saw that tere was something intresting in the basemtn that kil them time to investage. The basment was crawling with those giant bugs and he swated them with some well place blots form his crosbow and others he toar apart with his vampire sternth.

Titus Vulen precived that this basment led into a caven and he folwed the trail and tere was moar bugs to sqush and falmer to kill. He kill the Falmoer with shotgun blast anad crossbow arrows nad sayed "tere is a reason why the snow evles dyed out".

He fllowed the path taken down moar of the falmer and giant insects than came to a gaint pit he threw some explsoves down there ot killer the bugs and jumped down "time for a little exermation wok" Titus Vulen smirked and desyed all the bug eggs and the annyoing flying bugs than he saw the queen bitch of thise place the cauucs quen. "Hey she btich lets go" Titus Vulen saided and fired a detric blot right at thing and oneshoted it "rather an anti climax" Titus Vulen noted and poured oil in the water and started a big fire to kil the rest of the insects.

When he got the lighthouse he bourned the remains of the family in the lightehosue pathic humans though they were it was better to give them a repscful burial then sun was comin up time to sleep.

The next night Titus Vulen travled futher and came to Whiterun were the carnival was at and tere was many prizes to be one. "This should be good fun" Titus Vulen noted and had a go at many Carnival Games. First he did the target shoting and shout move targets with his crossbowed and got a high score "i won i won i won i won" he yell and got a price of a ivisablity potion.

Then he came to the dunk the hagraven game and thre the ball that would throw that bird bitch into the water and nail it hitin the hag into the water and got some necklace trinket form it. Than he di the swat the flying Chaurus with the giant fly swater this was harder but he had practice form the lighthouse and kil the bug.

He had enoght with the games now it was tim for the other fun games he played the tourtue the glodfish game were gusts chose how an anyoing talking goldfish shoudl be torutued by things liek eletcitinc it or punhing it or boling it. Titus Vulen tried all options cause he had won eonught carnival tokens to try them all. "Haha ha take that you stupid fish"

Titus Vulen was then in the freak show it was enteaining enough and he study the diftent freaks there and wondered how they came about. After that and watching some pefromance about a wood elf tripe rope walking over an slaughter fish pit (Titus Vulen had ben so tempted to shot the fool in there form the audance stand but resited) he got his fortune told. The forutune teller stared into the crytal ball and sayed "I sea .. I sea ... Isea I sea much death in you future ... the deths of others" and Titus Vulen "thats my kind of prothpcy".

As Titus Vulen was about to go on the rides there was a shout "vampire attack vampire atacked" and Titus Vulen sawed that the carnival was being atacked by vampies this was happening just as Titus Vulen was on the bumber carts "no one interupts my enjoment" he sayed and saw one of the vampires on the course and shot it in with a bolt and than ran over it.

THan Titus Vulen jumped othe the ride and fort the vampires on the varricles fighting jousting them as their carisel horses met and this tok a few turns til Titus Vulen knowed them of and kiled them. There was a vampire on top of the carcsel weel and so Titus Vulen calimbed and jumped from one cart to the other and kiled him by tearing of his hed and kicking like a fot ball wict hent into the bal shoting gaol and that was worth a prise.

Titus Vulen saw that there was a vampire fled into a funhouse so he decinded liek batman and came into the funhouse the vampire was triny to trick him with the halls fo mirros and but it was not working Titus Vulen saw rite through it and naivagated the mirrors and the slide pit wich had real spike pits "that was almost impalment" Titus Vulen lthed cause his instics were to fast for that.

Titus Vulen finaly came to the vampire who was holding the human girl in the hall of ilisoins and dangling her over the put of fire and she say "you a vampire as well why are you saving these mortal. You should kil them with us" and Titus Vulen luthed "you call that killing mortals watch this" and he pulled the girls boyfriends arm off and slaped him round the face with it and staped her with it then he puled out the bone and used as a stake to kil that n00b vampire "oh you real are something esel were ever evan huma-" and than she died.

"Rest in ashes" Titus Vulen luthed and the he came to the huanted house rides that were ful of vampires and he whent around on the cart shoting them with his crossbow or kiling them with throwing knifes or devolwing them. Many model skelintons and monstars and other such sprang up at him but he new witch ones were reel and not. Than he came to the fainl vampires this one lady vampire he drained all the blood from by sucking her blood cause you no your the top vampire dog if you suck blood form over vampires.

Than he came to the anchient vampie who planed this and had a big burley hunchment who was a rouge stongman who was fired form the carnvials because he rapped the snake boi. Titus Vulen ws not imprsed though wresed with he man and staped a bomb to him and fire him form the rom blowin him up. Then with the last vampire they fort and they were mving liek light speed and Titus Vulen came out on top but let the leader live and sayed "tell Harkon I am coming for him" and let this vampire run liek a coward.

Now Titus Vulen was just about ti go shoping at Skyrim hot topic when he got a message form the yarl "I like the way you gandled those vampires and saved the carnval. We dont like our festivies intrupted and out pepole killered. I have a job for you now by son has bean acting stange and it mite be soemthing supernatural begind it"

Titus Vulen thinked "I am no babysiter" but he decided this cild be intresting so he came to the castle in form of a black somke and herd the boy dissing the father and talkin about the secearts that knows about his daddy and the civl war to his feinds. So Titus Vulen took the form of a terrfing monster and waited in the bois room.

"How do did you know about tose insulent words you spek" Titus Vulen demanded and the kid was cowring "i-t-ttt-t was the wispering lady she told me. She wil tell you as well she tells many secerts" and Titus Vulen grolwed "were is she?" and the boy was saying "in the basment in one of hide corners but w-w-who are you" and Titus Vulen sayed "Im the boogeyman... Boo!" and the kid ran in fear crying.

So now Titus Vulen turned into a demon rat and ran down in the celler and it was masice just like the castle itslef the palce must bee the size of a football feild. HE turn back to human form and walked arcoss it loking for the door and found it in some hiden corner amongst the clutter of toys and old muscial instments and boxes and other sutff. It was well hiden he had to turn into dog form to get to some of parts were only a kid cold but he did and came to the dor and sayed "knock konck its the postman"

Than the voice came and he insatnly new it was Mephala "fainlly someone worth serving me the kid lacked agecny" and so they conversed about several things and dark secerts and how her wispers manuplate all and how their mold the lives of mortals witch Titus Vulen is not. So it came to the time where Mephala told him that he must open the door to claim his prise.

"I ned a key" Titus Vulen noted and he came back to the kid as a bat a horrible bat and the kid was terifyed and told Titus Vulen that the key was in the hands of the jarl and the wizard and he would be betar to kil the wizard and leave him alone. Than the kid fainted. Simple task for Titus Vulen and he creopt like a shaodw and picked the key out of the wizard poket and reutnred to the door and let himslef in.

There was a beatiufll blade and some book bitchin about how its bad for you. Titus Vulen took balde and threw that mortal wining away "Looks liek I have a new toy to play with" Titus Vulen chuckled and the Mepthala thought the blade gave Titus Vulen a speech about the amount of tangled lies and such there is in wrold and how he should use this blade to kill those closet to him to make it the most pwoerfuled. "Looks about suited to my ways" Titus Vulen thinked.

So it was onwards to the Dawngaurd to become a vampire vampire hunter and get revnege but first it was a stop to Skyrim hot topic but on the way there he saw a mime and some annoying costume entetainer two things he hated the most and so he put a stick of dienamite in the mimes hand ad tested his new blade on the cosumted mascott man which had leafal effect kil them both.

After some evan moar stylish gothic look that he buy Titus Vulen loked into the moonlite and sayed "the nite of Skyrims sole has just begun muhahahaha So many to kil so little time"

To Be Countued