Chapter 49: Titus Vulen in Wonderland

Titus Vulen arived in teh shadowy realm of the Soul Cairn with his lover Serana and overloked this new domain this unexplored cuntry this new wrold and it was all he had hoped for and moar this was a place of pure dankness and shaodws and unded he was liek a kid in a candy stare.

Titus Vulen skiped down the steps and arived at the furst part of the realms and tere were the tromanted soles of teh damned al over. Titus Vulen spok to sum of them and tey did moaning about how tey ended up in hear but Titus Vulen just luthed at this "ha ha you dead and I'm not" he say but one of them saidy "arent you a vampire so you are kinda of dead as well." and Titus Vulen say "good point".

Titus Vulen was stil having to too much fun here he went to one of the keeps and tromented the damned sole outside and ten whent inn ad stole some of the stuf form tere like a boss. He found some cool things and a page form some saints dairy witch was an random and intesting find.

Titus Vulen was tan wonder around and was the atacked by Soul Cairn undead and he thinked "ooh finally I get to have a good fight against some of the true undead and some weak stuff that amatures summon. I have herd so much abotu tis palce this promiess to be fun" so he fort these soul carin unded and pwned them with normal weepons. "What! Is that it is that all thise leganday palce has to offer? I expected moar form the Soul Cairn is this all the ideal masters can muster? how pathetic how disapinting"

But Titus Vulen was stil determined to get his money worth form this place amd it was nessary to check moar buildings to find clues to wear Serana's Mothered cold bee. So they came to anotehere building and entarded that one and Titus Vulen kiled moar pathic unded and so did Serana.

"This is wat I call a cake walk" Titus Vulen luthed as he mowed down amys of selkintonsings "Oh you think this is easy Titus Vulen well you anent met me" said the bonelord and Titus Vulen "All rite hotshot lets boggie" and the fort and the atackeds that Titus Vulen was doins was not doing much damage "Ohh this my firts good fite hear" Titus Vulen not3ed "and even if you defted met it wont be you last. The ideal masters wil sea to that Vulen" and so they fort moar the Bonelord Titus Vulen shoting it with his shotgun and Serana using spells. But even with most powerful shogun blasts and Serana using the solus invicous sepll the thing was still abosrbing atacks.

Than it was fireing lighting at Titus Vulen that was doing som damage and so Titus Vulen transformed into his vartious monstar forms and they fort. Still evant at that point the bone lord was abosrbing damage "ha ha ha this is so much fun luthed" Titus Vulen and than riped the bone lord apart and finsihed them with his shotgun and Titus Vulen eveutally killered it with his shotgun "good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun!" Titus Vulen stated.

"Well that guy was thougher but only that he was a bullet sponge and needed lots of hits to dye. That is not real challagne though" vut than came and evil voiced "you qant an evil challange Titus Vulen? Well I am here lets play" it was Palette and he was is a big bad seklignton dragon presit dude who livers in the Soul Cairn and Titus Vulen now has to fite him "I've got time to play with you" Titus Vulen snarked.

"I will mince your vampire bones Vulen" Palette say and Titus Vulen replied "Come Get Some!" and they fort. Titus Vulen was firing shotguns at Palette and Palette was just dusting them off liek they were dist of sometihng and he summoned his amy of multicoloured flame atronorts and they atacked him with fury but Titus Vulen avoided the atackeds ad fort backed with power

Serana kept tying to hit Palette with soulus inviticus but he kept dogeing it and moving out of range and also she tryed othver spells but they had long charge toime and Palette kep sicing one of his artrnughts whent she was trying to charge the spell.

Meanwhile Titus Vulen and Palette the two were finghting life and deaf "Oh this is very intresting ive never seen such variants before!" Titus Vulen enfused because these artonauts had atacks that were unsual for atrunaorts and over dedra and the boss himself was firing unsual spells. Despite this Titus Vulen quickly riped thought the coloful atrunants and kilelred them with his shotgun adn Palette was floating away while summoming moar.

"Think you can get away? think you can just hide behind you minions? Think again you have to do better than that! You must I wnat this to be a real battle fite me 1v1" and seeing that this was anoter bulet sponge Titus Vulen transformed into many horrfying forms forms leik Alucard does in Hellsing and the two duked it out like true warrirors of old.

Titus Vulen was evading atacks and doin masive damage and Palette was doin atacks that were huge blasts of cothful explosions but they slowenouth for Titus Vulen to doge. Titus Vulen then kept striking Palette wit his shapshifting forms but Palette kept doging and fireing those anyoing coloufull blast attacks as well as summoning moar hordes of coulfull antronorts. "Is this is all this is going to be? THis was imprissve at first but now this is geting boring again"

Serana was fiyting some of the artonaughts and doing quite well agains thtem but not as good seing that she had bean underground for a long time. Titus Vulen was engaging in combat with the Palete and doing some seripus damage and avoiding the emanse colourful blasts and then he got some big atacks on Palette and soon torr him apart. But then Pallete sowed Titus Vulen his tru powar and made coulfull meaerirtes and strames coulful lava and stuff.

Autheros Notes: One of the reaosn The Bones Lords and Palette wil be so much tougher to fite in this even with Titus Vulen being so powerful is because I am using a mod that makes Dragons and Dragon Preists moar harder to fite and they are Dragon Preist kinda fellows and I wanted to show this in muh storyed. Also while Titus Vulen is moar powerful then them it is stil moar intresting and hard battle and he wants to makes it a good chalange and he has to use moar of his power level.

So they fort it out moar and Titus Vulen avoided his atacks and showed that he cold evant walk on the lavla and then the fortited out moar. But in the end Titus Vulen was victoriues he forms was far strogner than Palette cause he can take many diffent forms and do trules evil ablities and at the end Titus Vulen torue Palette limb form limb and abosrbed his ablites and at him. He also looted his ded body and took his stuff.

"I've had some real fun hear so far today and this is just the start of this place! What over beauty does this land contain and what other challanges! OOOOOOO I can't wait" Titus Vulen screwled he was like a kid in a candystorye agin but with so many dieffent abominations for him to fite it was like Christmas for him no it was like the sequal to Christmas Christmas ... 2 for him

Titus Vulen wa slao look at the loot he got form Palette and it was the mask and some spell books ooo and the staff he was using to summon those coulfu atronahts. Titus Vulen used that staff and summoned a army of those atrughts "papa's got a brand new bag" Titus Vulen said as he examined his new find. Than he put Palette's mask on and tap Serana on sholder and say "Look what I found boo!" and she say "That was quite the kill but wat a monstar I can sea why necromancer try to sumon things from here.. imagine droping that in battle. There is much to examin with it's gear as well" and than they talk for abit about the Soul Cairn and the idea masters and such.

THan it was time to move on but Titus Vulen is so pumped he had idea "how about we be the first one's to make love in the Soul Cairn that would make the histroy books" and Serana say "wasn't that wat got us in trouble in first place it is a ... tempting idea but I dont want to get you cast out again" and Titus Vulen say "I dont think Harkon will find out and we can be if we ar very carful he never will. Also I think you said he cares only about this prothcy business now and not you so mcuh" and Serana say "yes, I think we can risk starting our passion again. lets do it" and Titus Vulen say "give me some sugar baby" and they did the sex in the Soul Cairn making love in one of the buildings. Making that sweet vampire passionate sex in the land of shadows and absorbed souls it was really soemthing else and would be noted as one of the most mind blow sex in histaty.

We will sea moar of the Soul Crian and Titus Vulen in the next chaptet cause it is a big palce with much to do so it only makes snes to do in moar than one chaptereds.

To Be Countued...