Chapter 57: Unra's Contractions

Autheroies Knots: I had a roten many chapters for Skyrim Journey of a Hero this mouanth but I cold not uplodeding them cause I was forcing to be a prison of a iland witch had no intranet for teh holidays and cais of tis I didn't not get a chance to upload muh stories and I hav to upload the by the end of tis month cause they realte to this holiday seasona dn chrastmos and new yer and such so i have to upload fast cause it is over 14 chapters befoure Jaunuary!111

P.S This chapter takes place befaore the events with Titus Vulen so fared cause we arr catching up with Unra Stoneheart

Anyway Unra Stoneheart is having contractions so she whent to Whiterun to fullill these contractions and teh first one is to killer the borther of that hunterr dude that she killered in one of the eairler chapters cause he has a twin bother he she has to kill and make dye.

When Unra Stoneheart arived though teh carnival was in town and this is the same carnival that Hogni the Furious and Titus Vulen whent to adns so Unra Stoneheart enjoyed rides and fun and games. Unra Stoneheart whent on the bumber carts and the feris weheel and the duck shoting game and did whwell than she did the riddles and the mirror masze and the bench that is lifted in the air and the eating contest.

Then Unra Stoneheart saw watched the bear wreshling and the cat fighting and snail racing and the dog maze and the clowns and acrobats adn the spider baby. Than she whent to sea the freak show and luthed at all teh freaks and than whent to futurne teller and had her fulutre red and it the fultrune teller told Unra Stoneheart "you whill kill many ppeole in the future" and Unra Stoneheart smiled thinked "of course its what I doo beast". Then Unra Stoneheart remembered that she is having contractions that she has to do.

Unra Stoneheart stil wateded to do moar things thogh and so first whent to the huanted house and then to the musem of toruture and made notes for how she cold torture and kill moar pepole. Unra Stoneheart also when on the log flume and roloer caoster and bouncing castle and lucky chest game and game of stenging which she used magic to chet on. Than Unra Stoneheart did the fun mine cart ride and big loop ride.

Unra Stoneheart had alsot to watch the jousting with the bave knights who were jousting for honor and victory and honrable victory and other such knightly things of chivory because they are the knights of chicvory. Then Unra Stoneheart did the bowling game the medivle bersion of that game that is stil playing in pubs to tis day. Then it was tim to watch the penquin racing thatg probaly whould be sponsereed by penquin cholcate bars today. Unra Stoneheart also wtached the falme eaters and snake eaters and spider eaters. Unra Stoneheart also saw the dancering women with gret big tits and she is also sawed the mussleculre strongmen and hansome male models ans she lieks both.

Then Unra Stoneheart whent to the masquride ball and than she remebered her contractions but luckily her target was at the ball who is the over hunter and Unra Stoneheart is dressed as a devil woman but he are dessed as a sheep that he hunt in the wild. So the forted it out in the carnival grounds "you think you can take me woman! HA! I've been hunting sheep all mah live and you are just another pray" and Unra Stoneheart say "is that so but to me you are the pray" and so they forted and Unra Stoneheart used her magic ot a speical atacked on him and removed his hart.

The huhnter luthed "hahahaha is that all yo've got girl?! and Unra Stoneheart say "it's over for you hunter I just removed your hart" and the hunter luthed again "phhh so what?!" and Unra Stoneheart say "you need a hart to live" and the hunter gasped yeleld "NANI!?" but it was to late and he exploded.

Unra Stoneheart had fulfiled one of her contractions but she weas stil have more and so she whent to a palce and luckily the next contration is to killer a traveling Kaji wizard dude who is visitng whiterun and the carnivel and he is talking to some clown and some lady so Unra Stoneheart came over in cosutume stil and call him "get out my mangey house cat or I wil bet you leik one" and the wziard say "you dare insult me elf I wil sendy u to the reel devils in dedera land"

and so the fort and he was firing lighting and ice but Unra Stoneheart was using fire seplls to make her atcks fit with he costume and so she burn and melt the ice and make fire on the kajit to burn his fur. The Kajit then us ice and lighting combined to make ice lighting and water and ice combine to make cold. Unra Stoneheart ombated thes moves with more moves and also used fire misles spells and ice and fire phonix spells. Soon this was enought to break and killer the kajit and some of the carnival pepole took backstage and ate him for dinner.

Unra Stoneheart still had another contraction and she knows that she has to killer one of the ringmasters who is feeding pepole to the lions den and likes to steal money form custumers by overcharging them witch is probs his wurst crime. "Little Timmy wants to sea lions" say a daddy "oh that wil be oen hundred spetims" say evil ringmaster and the boys dady say "thats outrageorus" and evil ringmaster say "oh in that case go get em Pimba" and gaint evil lion jumps on them and eats them.

Unra Stoneheart whould ually not care about this but this ringmaster is and enermy of the Dark Bortherhood and says he is greator that thre dark brotherhood so he hhas to dye. So Unra Stoneheart came up and sayed "on ticked to sea the liosn" and the evil ring master say "yes of course m'lady that will be one million septims" and Unra Stoneheart payed him with in fake counterfit money "oh I'm rich now go in and ejoy the lions" the evil ringmaser say but than "wait1 this is just monoply money" evil ringmaster realsed he had bean had and Unra Stoneheart say "yes it is but in the time it took to do that I've turned you lions agaginst you" and the lions jumped on eivl ringmaster and killered him to death "you havn't seen the last of me" evil ringmaster say as he is torned to ribbens. Now Unra Stoneheart had finsihed her last contraction and was time to got back to the Dark Brotherhood sacntory after a fun day out.

Than Unra Stoneheart whent outside and met Katla Herjolfdottir who is heavenly pregnant and big and soon to give birth she say "Unra Stoneheart Sakidera Tokibusuke wants to talke with you because Hogni and he needs you serivces again. I can't join in the fight aganist thalmor and dragons cause I am having a mystical pregnancy. Though this is good cause it means that muh babby whill contiune the Talos bloodline"

Autheroues Notes: This is why Katla Herjolfdottir has not bean in the story for a long time because she has been pregnant and I dindt want the character of Katla Herjolfdottir to bee pregnant but the actress who plays her got pregnant so she character was also made pregnant.

Unra Stoneheart wondered what it cold be she agreed to meat them at her Dark Tower witch is on the way to the Dark Botherhood sanctioary but what cold it bee about find out in the next chater witch whill be later tonight.

To be countued...