Chapter 69: A Talosmas Miricle
Autherous Notes: I know that I am uplodeding this on Mew Years Day and not on Crispmas day but as I sayeded in past chapter I cold not upload muh chapters cause I was stuck doing on holyday on devils' iland and had no intranet aces.
Soanyways it was Talosmas in Skyrim and al teh pepole were selibrating the fetive seasoned and it was the good. But it whould be evant beter cause on this day for this yeer an Talosmas micricle was gonna happen this day.
Hogni the Furious and his feinds were traveling to Whiterun to selibrate Talosmas and had stoped on the way to make delivery of the nirnroots to Sarethi Farm to Avrusa Sarethi who is an aprentus of that elf dude who was studyeding nirnroots. Katla Herjolfdottir had also travled with them and she is with Unra Stoneheart and the two of them had to wait in cave cause it was snowing like mad winter or antartic!
Unra Stoneheart was been invided to go to the Talosmas events with Unra Stoneheart cuase they met each over again like in Chapter 57 and this time Katla Herjolfdottir is even larger and even moar pregnant and is about to burst at any moment. So Unra Stoneheart kept havin to see what is hapening to the over woman's body and this make her feel unfotable cause she doest like the idea of pregnancy. Espacilly as they had to travel miles together adn share the same room bathrooma and even use bath houses at same time so she coldnt avoid seeing every detal. Everytim Unra sawed Katla Herjolfdottir wadle or the baby move in her bely or see just how big the they had goten she cringed about how that cold hapen to a lady and as reslut of sex witch Unra Stoneheart hapens to enjoy. It's evan worse whent Katla Herjolfdottir talk about her incontence or how the baby keeps keeping her interal organs around or hw her mamries lieak. It all makes Unra Stoneheart almost regret being born a woman. Unra Stoneheart cold thinks that Pregnancy is weird and disguting and intrusive and babys are loud and anoying and gross Unra Stoneheart prefers the simplicty of killing pepole or seducing pepole or torture or all three in a day. Yet it this whould be nott teh worst of it as Unra Stoneheart wiil end up bineg the one who whill end up have to deliver Katla Herjolfdottir's babby.
Meanwhile with Little Hood
Little Hood and his merry men were having a Talosmas east contrsy of the Rich that they had robed and also of the Sherrif of Riften who Little Hood had fooled constantly and they had a god old luth at that nemisis of theirs the Sheriff of Riften and how the beat him yet aain. Little did Little Hood know that the Sheriff was redy to realy stamp down on them and try and take them out.
Good Thief Little Hood looked out
on the feast of Talos,
when the snow lay round about,
deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shown the moon that night,
though the frost was cruel,
when a merry men came in sight,
gathering the Sheirff's gold.
So Little Hood and his Merry Men did party games like sharades and ryming games and guessing games. They also did impresions and had to guess esaxctly who they were doin impresions of and great luth hapened at Big Jim's mocking impersnation of the Sheriff of Riften and Presit Nuck's impresion of the jarl of Whiterun was teh funy and the imprsion Little Hood id of empoer was also of gret luth and Karliah did an good impreson of Unra Stoneheart. Speakin of
Meanwhile with Unra Stoneheart
There was one thing Unra Stoneheart wanted to know and that is who is the baby Daddy but Katla Herjolfdottir whould not say and just kept talking about how wonderful pregnacy is to her and wanting Unra Stoneheart to feel the baby kick and mover. Unra Stoneheart dindt want to do that cause it weird her out but Katla Herjolfdottir was say to her "this will hapen to you 1 day" but Unra Stoneheart say "no it wont I wont let it" but than they come to a grement that Unra Stoneheart whould feel the fetal movements if Katla Herjolfdottir told her who the father is. So Unra Stoneheart felt Katla Herjolfdottir's belly for some time and than Katla Herjolfdottir say "ok I wanted to make this surpise cause it is amzing holy news that baby's father is ... ahhhhhh" cause Katla Herjolfdottir is stating having painful contracts in her belly. But Unra Stoneheart say "the father has a strange name" and Katla Herjolfdottir say "no you idot the baby is coming ahhhhhh" and her water break.
Meanwhile with Titus Vulen and Serana
Titus Vulen never cared for Talosmas and Serana was imprioned before Talos or Tiber Septim was evant born let alone a god so they didnt selbirate the season and spent there time compelting tasks like geting more parts for the ancheint vampire shrine and kiling n00b vampires and it was this time that Titus Vulen got his royal vampire robes back to prove that he is royality and should be the respected like a nobel vampire that he is. This does not mean that Titus Vulen or Serana doesnt take holidays as they take vampire holidays or holidays form thousands of years ago like dwarfvian holidays or Snow Elf Holidays. Also the two like to laze around doing nothing soemetimes or spend time just sleepin in there coffins as they can be qwuite lazy sometimes and that is prob part of the raosn it took Titus Vulen so long to find Serana that and he gots disrtraced with fun qeusts and messinga around with trinkets.
The greatest gift they'll get this year is blood to drink
Oh, where nothing ever grows, no sun or stars glow
Do they know it's Talosmas time at all?
Here's to you, raise a glass for everyone
Here's to them, underneath that ice cold moon
Do they know it's Talosmas time at all?
Meanswhile with Unra Stoneheart
Katla Herjolfdottir was panting and screaming and Unra Stoneheart was saying that she should take her to the city to give birth but Katla Herjolfdottir say "were snowed it you have to deivler the baby" and Unra Stoneheart loked out and sawed that Katla Herjolfdottir was rite but tried to melt all the snow away but Katla Herjolfdottir say "dont waste you time Urna by the time you get throght that the Baby wil be almost out or I whould have dyed trying to giv birth. Nao use magic to warm some water and get some towls" Katla Herjolfdottir scremed.
Katla Herjolfdottir was screaming "ahh this hurts so much ahhh errm I kant do this ahhh" and but the saem time having to talk Unra Stoneheart thoguht what she has to do help thought the labor. So Unra Stoneheart was having to tel Katla Herjolfdottir to push and put pressure on abdomonem and Katla Herjolfdottir was screm stuf liek "I AM PUSHING". THe this went on for almost an hour and thoughtout Katla Herjolfdottir ws feling like she is bein riped in half while Unra Stoneheart was givin engroment but wish she was anywere else.
Meanwhile with Hogni the Furious and Friends
Hogni the Furious arived at the farm with Avrusa Sarethi and gave her the crimsome Nirnroots and in reutnr got a book called the massive Nirnroot that makes postion making even bettar and gives bonous to potion making and makes it so that you can make duplicate postion while making potions. Hogni the Furirous dindt have much use for this thoguh cause hese not into makein poistons or even doing magic apart fomr shoutings
Dawn is slowly breaking
Our friends have all gone home
You and I are waiting
For Hogni the Furious to come home
There's a present by the tree
Stockings on the wall
Knowing you have massive nirnroot
Is the greatest gift of all
Meanwhile with Unra Stoneheart
Nao Unra Stoneheart had to kepin loking at Katla Herjolfdottir's no no parts to see how dileted they are witch she dint like doing caise the hole prosses is gross to her and she cold just imagine how painful that is. Than when it got to the part when Katla Herjolfdottir's gateway was ful open Unra Stoneheart had to keep encroaging her to push moar cause Katla Herjolfdottir is tired out and almost half sleep. So Unra Stoneheart had to tel her to keep going while Katla Herjolfdottir was saying to just her dye. Than Katla Herjolfdottir finaly birt the baby and it was cring loud and tere was lod of blod. Unra Stoneheart hated this moar cause she had to cut the umical cord and it was messy and bloody she and not in the way she is used to cause thed only time she sean blood come form sesetive areas is when its not her time of moth or if she shot someone tere.
Katla Herjolfdottir was overjouyed teogh and kept thanking Unra Stoneheart and wated to make Unra Stoneheart the babby's toddmother. Unra Stoneheart was hoping that whould be it and they whould be resuced. But she stil had to wait wait hours moar whil the baby cried and Katla Herjolfdottir nursed it and Unra Stoneheart never sawed boobs bieng used for there maternal purpses and she dint liek it. Unra Stoneheart also had to do more jobs liek make shure that both Katla Herjolfdottir and baby were coftable and warm and cause Katla Herjolfdottir is to tired to do mcuh else but rest with the babby.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay,
Remember our Savior
Was born on Talosmas Day;
To save us all from Aludin's power
When we were gone astray.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy!
From Talos our heavenly Father
A blessed Adrea came;
And unto certain warriors
Brought tiding of the same;
How that in Skyrim was born
The Son of Talos by name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy!
Than soon Hogni and friends arived back and they thanked Unra Stoneheart for helpin Katla Herjolfdottir and as reward Unra Stoneheart got the Massive Nirnroot book for herself and got to look at the book Hogni the Furirous and Titus Vulen got form Hengimous Mora witch Unra Stoneheart used to get even moar magic and assination skill inculidng some evil and dark spells witch made this all worth it cayuse she got such a good reward for doing it.
Still Unra Stoneheart was evan mor determined to avoid the hole area of pregnacy and birth espcaily after seaing what it deos to a woman first hand and she was think of a way to avoid it. She enjoys sex to much to give it up but at the same tom loves to have slings with stangers and kill them. This was a dilema and one she had to solve before a nastey surpise hapens. than she shad idead what if she got Titus Vulen or Serana to make her into a noble blooded vampire? I whould be pefrct that she whould be able to have as much sex and violance wiht almost no chance of beingcoming preggers and havin to giver birth or having to using abort magic in enoht time before it too late to stop the pregnancy. THis was almost a prefect soultion and it whent strigth to her to do list adn but first she had to get some moar things done and solve the problems with the Dark Botherhood and that was first prioty. Urna Stoneheart had many hurdles ahead of her in her quest for imortality and vampirehood but cold she make them?
Find out soon!
To be countued...
