Chapter 70: Revenge and Glory

Johnny Drunkparrot was singing this song as he drank moar or moar rum to drown his sowrrows cause he failed to save the live of the leader of the compaions and he drank moar and moar and sang moar and moar. But Vilkas was waiking him "come on Johhny naos not the time to drown you sorrows its time for action and vengence" and Johnny Drunkparrot sayed "yaaar tis be true come on lets sink theose Landlubing Sliver Bloods casah!"

Johnny Drunkparrot and Vilkas got in his land ship and sailed for the headquaters of the Silver Bloods and Johnny Drunkparrot cold stil rose a song about his landship with the seklington ded pirates and ghost pirates that haunt his shipt all joined in

Please tell me, what is this sailboat's name?

The sailboat Malarkey.

Tell me now what is this good boat's name?

It's the sailboat Malarkey.

Well now, me boys, we are bound out to sea!

In the sailboat Malarkey.

Nao Johnny Drunkparrot and Vilkas arived at the caslte fort of the Silver Hand and Johnny Drunkparrot liad seige to it with his cannons and did heavy damage and the the Silver Hands came out to try and stop them but they got blow up by the cannons. Nao Johnny Drunkparrot had blow up holes for them to enter and he entared the catle and stated to kil many Silver Hands with his cutlass and flintlocks.

Than Johnny Drunkparrot kciked down doors and killered man Silver Hands more doing vast amount of damage to the Silver Hands and killing many and many of them. Soon Silver Hand were wioed and cause they didnt stand a chance against Johnny Drunkparrot who was armed with canons and muskets and filnt locks and cutlasses.

So the Silver Hands were all dyed and wiped out. Johnny Drunkparrot and Vilkis and done the deed they had slaied all the Silver Hands. Johnny Drunkparrot than retrived the fragments of the Wuuthrad and took them back with him.

So they sailed back to Whiterum and singing Sea Shainties.

Oh! Sally Brown, she's the gal for me boys

Roll, boys! Roll boys roll!

Oh! Sally Brown she's the gal for me, boys

Way high, Miss Sally Brown!

So it ws nao the funeral of the great leader of the compaions Kodlak Whitemane and they had respectful funeral for the great man with evan the jarl and head presitesss enteding and also Hogni the Fruious was there and all payed respect and gave speches and Alea the Huntress lit the falmes for the last goodbye. Than Johnny Drunkparrot sang funreal song for Kodlak with his goast pirate crew joining in to sing a repct end.

Oh, poor old Kodlak's dead and gone

Storm along boys! Storm along John!

Oh, poor old Kodlak's dead and gone

Ah-ha, come along get along

Stormy along John!

I dug his grave with a silver spade

Storm along boys! Storm along John!

I dug his grave with a silver spade

Ah-ha, come along get along

Stormy along John!

I lower'd him down with a golden chain

Storm along boys! Storm along John!

I lower'd him down with a golden chain

Ah-ha, come along get along

Stormy along John!

Than they met in the plae undeath the forge and to discus what next cause that he had ben avneged but he belongs to Hrice nao and not Sovingaurd where he belongs. Than the Eorlund Gray-Mane came in to grant there wish he had the reforged Wuuthrad andit was like something form Lord of the Rings with a weepon of honor reforged and redy to use to kicks some ass. So they nao heded all to the tomb of Ysgramor's Tomb.

Johnny Drunkparrot sailed tere in his ship going on land and sea whithle drinking and singing shanties with his dead pirates crew.

A roving, a roving,

Since roving's been my ru-i-in,

I'll go no more a roving,

With you fair maid!

I asked this maid to take a walk,

Mark well what I do say!

I asked this maid out for a walk,

That we might have some private talk.

I'll go no more a roving with you fair maid!

Then a great big Breton rammed my bow,

Mark well what I do say!

For a great big Breton rammed my bow,

And said "Young man, dees ees meine frau!"

I'll go no more a roving with you fair maid!

Johnny Drunkparrot arived at the tomb with the other Compation members and they did a rutial to open the way into the tomb and Johnny Drunkparrot had put the axe Wuuthrad on the statue and it opened the door behind it to the main tomb and Vilkas warned Johnny Drunkparrot not to be recklas and be careful but Johnny Drunkparrot was to drunk and the only thing that these warnings did was made him drink stonger achoul cause he comsunes achoul for his power and just drinks and drinks.

So Johnny Drunkparrot rampaged thought the tomb kilering goasts cause this place is fool of damn gaosts but luckily the ghost crew of Johnny Drunkparrot also took part in the battle cause the compaions are two livy livered to join in acept for two of them Alea and Falwkas but they droped out as they whent along.

Johnny Drunkparrot rampaged thought the tombs and ocer stuff and than they came to spider area where Falkwas wussed out and Johnny Drunkparrot thinked "Be sure he's nevar bean to spider iland. Arrrr that is damn place Carr".

So nao Johnny Drunkparrot and Alea fort thought the spider area killering spiders and blasting them away. Johnny Drunkparrot was blasting spiders and killing them with flint locks and cutlasses and muskets. Soon they had finshed the Spider area and they came to draugr area tmbe area and forted many draugrs. Johnny Drunkparrot was killering them with his musket and silver bullets and flint locks and also flaming acoholl being spat form his mouth.

Soon the ramapaged fort all the unded ans came to the end of the tomb and tere was the gaosty of Kodlak who sayed that Johnny Drunkparrot needs to piut one of the witches heads in the fire to realse the wolf sprit of Kodlak so he can bea freed from his curse and so Johnny Drunkparrot did that.

Nao a big wolf spirt came out him and atacked Johnny Drunkparrot and Johnny Drunkparrot drank a hole bottle of whisky and fort it liek a true piarte with his cutlass stabing the sprit and blasting it with gis flintlock do damage and hurting it. Johnny Drunkparrot stil damage it moar making it hurt and cut and shot and pireced it with both bulet and blade. Sooon Johnny Drunkparrot had killered it but he did not get a trothpy like that time he was tropaed on gaint wolf iland and kiler many gaint wolfs but he did realse Kodlak form his curse.

So Kodlak was gradtful and proclaimed that Johnny Drunkparrot is nao the leader of the Compaions and that his discusion so nao Johnny Drunkparrot is the head of the compaions and is nao gonna transform the group to his vision. So Johnny Drunkparrot left taking the sheild of Ysgramor and the axe of Wuuthrad as well and Johnny Drunkparrot also rote down the dragon sohut on the wall to hand to Hogni the Furious.

So nao Johnny Drunkparrot heed back to the Whiterun with his crew of ghost priates all singing sea shanties and drinking so much rum and whisky that you cold drown in it.

O, my name was Captain Kidd,

as I sailed, as I sailed,

O, my name was Captain Kidd,

as I sailed.

My name was Captain Kidd

And Nines' laws I did forbid,

And so wickedly I did

as I sailed, as I sailed.

So wickedly I did

as I sailed.

So Johnny Drunkparrot was nao the hed of the Compaions and planed to turn them in his pirate crew and head them out to sea but furst he wanted to complete some mission and quests that he had not tocked off his list yet but after that they take to sea and beomces wolfs of the sea!

To be Contuned