Chapter 74: The New Life Festival

So it was the ten secs midnight and teh ends of the Old Life Fesival and the streets were the fool of crowds of pepole all voer the Skyrim counting down the new year.

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And han acrs thse Skyrim tere was fireworks in all the major cites celivrating the New Year and the beinging of New Life Festival.

Hogni the Furious was taking part in the festivities with Lyida and the Knight and Bob and others. He mind was the on the fuflture tasks at hand theough and that inculded the capiutre of the dragon but furst he wanted make sure that bladeds had some neew recurits prvided and their honor resported. They had helped him and sho he whould help them in reutrn but lttle did he know that the blades and Delphine's unresable demands whold turn him against them and the empire itself and he whould go fomr being undecided in civl war to bieng with Ulfric.

Unra Stoneheart watched the fireworks over Falkreaeth thinking about hoew these fools are gonna have a new emporer soon cause she whill be the one to killer the olde Empoer. "Heh you cold cool this the begining of the New Empeoer Festival if only those fools new how much of a new Life festival this going to be" Unra Stoneheart simlied this new year is gonna be a good one. Oh so good much killing and much poltical change she cold not wait.

Little Hood had herd of the Sherrif's promis and threat but he didnt care his Merry Men whould be reay for any challange that Sherrif whould offer them it was time to prepaer for tomorrows feast and enjoy the reveary of the new year nao. The Theifs Guild had set out some seceret gifts courtsy of Little Hood to show the pepole who is on thweir side tonight and when the fireworks whent of the was a paarde throwing moneys to the pepole in the name of Little Hood and it was is the Sherrifs Money that they arr throwing "Horay We Love Little Hood" the poor yeled.

THan a famous and sexy bard came on stage to do his renedrion of Little Hood's thme song seductivly and Little Hood had payed this Skyrim version of famous pop woman to sing it

Little Hood, Little Hood,

Riding through the glen,

Little Hood, Little Hood,

With his band of men,

Feared by the bad, loved by the good,

Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!

He called the greatest archers

To a tavern on the green,

They vowed to help the people of Skyrim,

They handled all the trouble

On the Nirn country scene,

And still found plenty of time to sing.

Little Hood, Little Hood,

Riding through the glen,

Little Hood, Little Hood,

With his band of men,

Feared by the bad, loved by the good,

Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!

THe Sheirf of Riften had enough of this had snet his men to shut it down shut it all down! THey tred to arrest the float pepole but they had gott awatyed and also the pop bard singer but she was rescuded by Will Scarlet.

"Little Hood you are tygint you luck and soon I whil take you down" promsied the Sheirff.

Johhny Dunkparrot was drinking leik a horse that drink archoul and he was drinking and sking sailor songs and doing his usal thing.

Alyce was organinsg the New Year Fire Works but tere was not time to do this in line with her grand vision of what fulture firework desplays cold be like. She had spent time making a paln of what she wanted the fireworks displays to be like cause she is the arch mage and such but there was no time so she had to use Aren's plan. This annoyed her but she had to put that into action.

Titus Vulen on the voer hand was had plan of what to do for the New Year aprt form take a trip to Solitude with Serana and take advantage of a few druken fools to drink form and they did had some nice pickens form the fools in the town. The fatass preist was stil being enjoyed by their fellow vampires but Titus Vulen wanted to get some drunks as well cause this is good optunity. He also whent to look at the musem that he had herd so much about but thta was whent he saw it a costume character like some fox or sometihng.

Nao had to do it that thing must be destroyec cause that whill be so funny and that peformer loks so stupid in that bear custome so Titus Vulen got some dynamite and steathly chuck it down the fox comstume throat "I jst wanted to enteratin" the guy said and the dynmite blew up blowing him up and terwe as anothier stupid loking costume character next to them who was about to preform "hey evroyne i am barry the bear and I am going to..." bit that he got caught on fire cause he was hit with flare "oh it burns" he yell and lied burning. Tere was not inestageion about this though cause none like those stuid coustme peformers and in fact many citizens cheer "YEEEEAH! and whent and kicked the bunring bear man. Titus Vulen does enjoy a good jest once in while.

There was a great dance and drinking thougthout the city and may dinks were had. There was much dancing and good cheer and than than at the next day moring there was prepation for the main New Life Feesival witch involed evan moar drinik and revary.

The Next Day.

The New Life Fesival began in fall force with the dacning in teh stret and the giving of fool drinks that are new Year Drinks. But in al the houseds the was feasts to be had and each had tere own way of doing things.

Meanwhile with Hogni the Furious

Hogni and the Furious was having the drinks with his compaions and tey were eating a big feast of wild bores and alos bear meat and rost hpeast and it were tosting the new year. It was the good and they did fun little games to celbrate liek chrades and impressions. Hogni did some trick sith his Dragon shouts and this war impressive he destroyed some Targets he put and it was good to sea the Dragon Shouts used for Party Tricks insted of showing the Dragons and Bandits and Thalmor the Wrath of the Dragonborn. So after that it was back to guesing games and good spirted fun including some gaost stories.

Meanwhile With Unra Stoneheart

Unra Stoneheart was hedin into the town and she wanted to do something speical to celibrate the beining of the new year and geting over that nasty incdent ivolcing Katla Herjolfdottir and so she whent out to sedeuce some fool and take hem to here deungeron for tormation. So she was prade the strets and an sexy woman liek her is bound to soon gain atetnion and this was some rich nobel man "say this is the new life festical how about you and eye make some new life wink" and Unra Stoneheart say "thats not a bad eyedear lets hed somehere quite and seceret" and he say "ooh i am geting lucky today and with such a wonderful beauty. What a start to the year" but Unra Stoneheart thinked "oh you dont know the half of it" and she led him to the duegons of her Dark Tower and had him put locked in the duegeons. THere she enjoyed touring him adn having sex with him but in painful ways that he was not into. He was the furst victim of the year and that was an honour that cold not understod but Unra Stoneheart made him undsertand it with such Lust of pleasure and pain that evant the Cenonbites form Hellriaser would be worred.

Meanwhile with Little Hood

Little Hood and his Merry Men were having a big feat at the expens of the Sherrif and tere was moar wine and mead and fine food for al to enjoy any left overs whould got to the poor but with Presit Nuck that whould be hard to do. There was also fine music and dancers. The dancers were women who the Merry Men had reusved from forced marrgies or kidnaps or being turned into hagravens. There was also a guest of honour Johhny Drunkparrot who was shocked at all this finery from the Thieves Guild "Avast Little Hood how do ye and ye Hearties all afford such Booty me thinks ye al be poor Outlaws" Johhny Drunkparrot asked and the Little Hood ws pleased to responed "well my good pirate that is because we a dining with the Sherrif himself" and the Johhny Drunkparrot locked around and dindt see the Sherrif "Shiver Me Timbers! ye mad I sea no ships" Johhny Drunkparrot point out and Big Jim rsponed "by dining with Sherrif Little Hood means were are dining at the Sherrif's expense" and Little Hood say "yes in deed and every day we dine with the Sherrif because we gain from him all this fine food and company streight from citys coffers"

"Blimey! You get such alot Pieces of eights form lawman hiself but if i were sme Biscuit Eater I whould say that yee arr as Greed as the Sherrif himself" luthed Johhny Drunkprarrot and Little Hood "how so i am proved and protect the pepole is that selfish? I make sure that those I protect get good lvies that is such a bad thing. If am greedy than I am greedy al my freinds and alies to have good things. Also how can toy ralk when yoy ar such a Gluttony with yor Drink?" Little Hood pointed out and Johnny Drunkparrot say "Arrr tis true Yee be tru folk hero Little Hood I raise a glas of Rum to you great hero" and Johhny Drunkparrot drakn moar rum and ate moar food.

Meanwhile With Alyce

Alyce was having a feast with all the top magic users and heads fo magic instutations who were discusing the implications of her recent findings and her reserch. The Collge was realing being put on the map and Alyce's daring new visoon of reserch into the powr magic spels she had dsicvoered and the means to creat philosopher's stones was realing bring moar funidng to the collage and moar money to the city and most importanly glory to the name of Alyce.

"Alyce you have done great work and you arr treuley the Pride of the magic comunity in Skyrim. We ned moar bold thinkers like you in this wrold" a wize old Wizard sayed to Alyce and Alyce say "yes that is true. I have many great plans ahead and this Celbration was the time to lay them out to my fellow wizards and socerers etc. This begning of a New day not only for the new year but for the whole of Nirn" she sayed and all the oficals claped. "Did you know that this day was once the day for the worship of Manus" a soclar point out and Alyce have him dager lok cause that Eye of Magnus bein taking was a astain on her ego but she planed to make that up with many bold strides.

Meanwhile With Titus Vulen adn Serana

Titus Vulen was having a big feat with the fellow vampires the were feeding on the big fatass preist and the druken reverlers that Titus Vulen had captured and even the bodys of the coustumed characters that Titus Vulen had taken in. One of the drunk and enteriners were left in a cell so they cold be touyed with like a cat toys with a mouse.

"You provided ise a great feast Titus Vulen and you helped dig up some old relic that have help improve the glory of my family" Harkon sayed "but dont think that I trust you stil I know you Vulen and I am watchin you. Also you promised that you whould have the reading of the thrid scroll where is it? The tyrany of sun is almost at and end but stil no results form the scroll! Do I have to wait another thousand year to get any resutlys from you?! You can be so Slothful once we finsh this day you need to get moving or I mite dye of boredom by the time the sun is ded!"

Titus Vulen smiled "a good plan is liek a good feast it cant be rushted do you want al your planing to come to naought? Is that it? Well if you do that you wil rush the feast but if you want resutls them pepari to wait" and Harkon retoryed "like Serana had to wait thousands of years for you to resucu her" and Titus Vulen sighted "why does everyone have to keep bringing that up? Sure i may have taken a few years longer than nesseerty but I did save her in the end."

Meanwhile With Bob's Patchents Running Out

So Bob the Bard was teling a joke and it was the bad and eveyone gorand "silly bob" and So Bob tried to do impresions abut there were so bad that tey mad everone luth insted "Silly Bob" and Bob tried Shreades but tere was not the good and it made silly instead "silly Bob" but Bob had enough of Being Silly Bob why did they get al the glroy when he did get nothing?! All the others Hogni the Furious and Unra Stoneheart and Little Hood and Johnny Drunkparrot and Titus Vulen and probaly Alice as well all imporant postions but what did he get butt being the butt of everyones Jokes! He edeveed more.

"Ive had anough the next person to cal me Silly Bob is gona recret it. I desver moar I was ment to be agreat bard but al I get is made a luth of. Why kant I have the same glory as everony else" Bob ranted "I am Bob and my name shold be the respect" Bob added but Lyida say "prepas cause you clumsy cowaerdly and foolish. You cant fail at everything and than be Envy and blame eveyone else! I mprove youself and we whold not luith but untilt hen you are walys Silly Bob. Silly Bob" and Silly Bob yel "thats it youve all stood in my way long enough I am going to the Bards collage!" and he left and Hogni the Furious say "I dont think any of us cold have sean that coming".

What wil hapen next for these seven samurai or theese magnifcent seven? The grate heroics Heroes of Skyrim? Find out soon for moar adventures of the Heroes of Skyrim!

P.S the Magnifcent Seven and Seven Samurai arr some of mah fanorate films. Yo shold al wataching them cause they are the cool films!

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