Chapter 83: The Dager of Dagon
Unra Stoneheart was the a prepearing for her role as the hell chef once again whent she was wnating to take a break cause you know whent you a re a studenyt and yo have to study hard for an test or to do an a assiment you have tot ake a break sometimes to do over things liek vist humsens and drink at bar or play golf. So this was what Unra Stoneheart a wanted to a do cause Unra Stoneheart had the haerding about an evil musem adn Unra Stoneheart leiks evils.
So Unra Stoneheart whent to musem of the Mythic Dawn who arr teh bad dudes in Oblivion. So Unra Stoneheart went there and she arived at the musem and saksed to lok around. The musem owner some dark elf dude who family part of teh Mythic Dawn soed Unra Stoneheart all the cool artifacts and Unra Stoneheart was the amzed and realy leik this musem cause it has evil things in it and that si cool. Unra Stoneheart sawed the evil robes and banners and page of the evil book and books ritten by David Cameron who was leader of Mythic Dawn in Oblvion.
Soon Unra Stoneheart sawed it all so fun time is over and she has to go back to study. But wait! Acutlaly not cause Unra Stoneheart is told by the musem dude that he needs the epcie of the Dagger of Dagon witch is the last mising thing form his musem and is not complete without it. So Unra Stoneheart sawore that she whould get the three missing parts of teh dager cause
The parts were hold by some familys who swore to keep the parts apart because there are buch of goody goody two shoes who dont leik evil or bad. Though two of them have nao become bandits cause all these holy than thou art types are a buch of hypocrys and they say that they are really good but then becom bad. So Unra Stoneheart new wat she had to do. So it weas the quest of Unra Stoneheart for the missing parts of the dagger and this is the good.
So where was the furst part of the Dagger it was in some towered with a strange name and whent Unra Stoneheart got there someone put someover palce in front of it. So she hade to fite thought that palce furst and soe Unra Stoneheart whent in a furst there is some tower that is one of those buildings that start on the ground level and than is like tower but it ends on the ground level as well cause it goes up a cliff. Those things alway play with mah mind a bit.
So Unra Stoneheart whent up that tower kilering forwesworn with evil spells and assin skills. She was also sneaking liek a sneaking person but using evil. So than she was at the botem of some large fortes place and tere are doors leading in and stars that go up aliong the outsided and so Unra Stoneheart whent in a the insdie has some halls with rooms and sprial staricases.
Unra Stoenheart whent thougth rooms killering forsworn and making them dye. She kill them with spels and with dark blade adn with evil adn soon tey were the ded. Tere arr also tere cells prison and tere arr pepole in who arr all liek "let me go" and Unra Stoneheart is saying things like "gladly". (witty retort). and she killers them and take there moneys. (Wast no want not).
So Unra Stoneheart got to teh top and than saw teh tower and she whenty up to the tower and summoned some evil beings to take care of the rest of the forswron and she sniped some of the others below with spells. So whent that weas done her summoned evil demons whenty in side the very tower and killered many of the foresown uptop and than came back her. (very handy).
So Unra Stoneheart came in the tower herself and kilered many foresworn with her evil ways. She than whent up another spiral staircae and skilering moar forsworn and tere was a dining room table a really big one and so Unra Stonehear "thikned these froswron cant say they are so hard of if they have this tower adn huge luxtry table". (Good point). Than Unra Stoneheart came to the a crotidor and puled switch witch opened moar palcees to go an she whent got to the top
Soon Unra Stoneheart was at the top and tere was the ugly hagraven she had to fite and it was the finaly batlel of this dungeon and so Unra Stoneheart went and used some esplodings darkness spell to bring her down adn took the peice of the dager of her and burned her boadty in order to clense that flyth from here. (Unra Stoneheart donest leik hagravens). "That was fun" Unra Stoneheart not ans she found wordwall and noted down word fo Hogni the Furious to use.
So nao it was to the next locationed is another towered and it is crust trusk towers and so the Unra Stonehear whenty there. The plocation is near the dark brotherhood scantory so this is good for Unra Stoneheart. (Very conveint). There was a battelments around the place amd so Unra Stoneheart timed her shots wells and destoryed the gurads and than Unra Stoenheart went in. There as moar orc hunters and bandits so Unra Stoneheart killer them all with darkness
Than Unra Stoneheart came to the cheif of them bandits and he say "Looking for the blade? You aren't the first!" and Unra Stonheart impaied thme to deaf with a spike spell ad she quiped "No but I am the last". (razor wit just like her blades). and so Unra Stoneheart took his key that led to the vault underneath and she came to the vault. The Vault had many things there and that Unra Stoneheart loked at them.
But tere is one thing that intrest Unra Stoneheart and that is the pecie of the blade but it is locked behind some spikes but it si a good things that there is leathers that drops them. So the Unra Stoneheart pulls the leathers and drops the spikes. There is also some trip wires but Unra Stoneheart uses a spell that disamrs traps like in NWN to get past them. So it was the good. So Unra Stonehear took the peices of the blade and it was only to ge the last part nao.
To get the last part Unra Stoneheart has to go to Morthal and get it of a guy. Unra Stoneheart whent there and spike to him and he say that he doenst know what she is talking about and she says that the musem onwer thinks overwize and he amits he has it and doesnt want it his family has wasted there time protcting this blade peice and it will stay locked inside his house. So Unra Stoneheart pointed out that he wont miss it then. (good point). So he gives in and than hadns Unra Stoneheart the keys to his house and says it is in a locked box. (what pushover). So than Unra Stoneheart was surpised how easy that was. (he must of fallen for her good looks). The Unra Stoneheart than whent in a got the final part.
Than Unra Stoneheart returned spoke talked to musem dude and he gave her moneys he sayed to Unra Stoneheart that Unra Stoneheart did well an that he and Unra Stoneheart must meat at Dagon's shrine. He left and Unra Stoneheart red David Camerons evil books (good reds)
So Unra Stoneheart got to the shrine and he say that he is trying to get Dagon to repair the blade but it not woerking. So Unra Stoneheart ised the shrine and spoke it her adn it was the Dagon himself speaknig to Unra Stonheart and he told her thta he she needs to kill musem guy. Unra Stoneheart dindt need to be told twice and epiclly pwned him on the spot. Than the lady Unra Stoneheart came back and Dagon congraulated her and mended the blade and summoned two dedrea for Unra Stoneheart to test them on. Unra Stoneheart killered them with the badle and took a key for Dagon's shrine off one and locked inside adn took some moar goodies and then Unra Stoneheart whent home after a good day and she inherited the musem when some corrior came with a note. So Unra Stoneheart got a good feind to run the musem for her so nao Unra Stoneheart is involed in two musems. (what luck).
To be Countued...
